Friday, August 10th, 2007 at 11:30 am  |  14 responses

Yao Got Drunk

Relax, it was during his wedding.

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  • bigmike407

    first!!!

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    Ban him for 7 games! In other news: Rush Hour 3 is banned in China.

  • bigmike407

    Somehow I can’t picture Yao passing the Courvosier, even on his wedding day. Hard to imagine dude popping bottles.

  • Mo Charlo

    Yao and Mr. Ping Ping were in an intense game of quarters, that’s why he got so drunk. Also, Easy Yi needs to take a hint from Yao and let the Chinese Government decide who he marries. I would like to reiterate how funny I think it is that the Houston Chronicle’s website is http://www.chron.com. Somewhere, Steve Francis is disappointed that he missed out on this party.

  • http://www.myspace.com/whyberickjames Jesus Shuttlesworth

    Yao also picked up Ye in his arms, and the bride had to light a cigarette for her tallest teammate, who was standing on a chair above the towering couple……………………………………………….sounds like quite a party, no shark fins though………………………………………………………………………………………all i want to know is, was mr. ping ping present??=–=chocolate rain

  • http://www.myspace.com/whyberickjames Jesus Shuttlesworth

    mo, yao had an arranged marriage

  • http://www.myspace.com/whyberickjames Jesus Shuttlesworth

    ????

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    How many drinks would it take for Yao to get drunk?

  • Des-Row

    skinny as he is, 2.
    **I move away from the mic to breathe in

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com/ albie1kenobi

    some thoughts:
    - mao tai is about 100 proof
    - Yao’s chinese team was the shanghai sharks. think that has anything to do with him not eating shark fins?
    - so i suppose Yao’s wife is gonna move to houston with him, is she gonna play for the comets?

  • Jukai

    I’m gonna be the first one to say this. I’d so tap Yao’s wife.

  • not so solid snake

    yao’s wife is not that hot. i like eazy yi’s girl better.

  • John from Miami

    Yao got drunk because he noticed what a huge mistake he made in getting married!

    Hey Jukai… so would I… so would I. (6)

  • http://truthismygame.blogspot.com/ truthismygame

    80 days til the season begins and I don’t have to surf the net endlessly only to find retarded articles everywhere of how Yao drank at his wedding :/

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