Friday, October 5th, 2007 at 1:53 pm  |  290 responses

Los Angeles Lakers Season Preview

So happy together…

by Marcel Mutoni

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The promise and anticipation of a new season usually brings with it feelings of hope, joy, and in most cases, fantastical visions of glory.

Except for fans of the Los Angeles Lakers, that is …

Three times in the past year, the Lakers have had a realistic shot at landing three of the most prominent planets in the NBA’s galaxy of stars: It started with Jason Kidd, then Kevin Garnett, and finally now, Shawn Marion. And three times, they have failed to move a single muscle in the way of respectability. At the heart of it all, we find Andrew Bynum, a gifted, entirely likable, nineteen-year-old center with moxie to spare. Management seems convinced that he is going to be a superstar in this League someday.

Listen, I’m all for patience with youngsters, and waiting to see potential fulfill itself … But when you have the chance to couple a talent like Kobe with one of the 15 best players in the NBA (thus giving yourself a legitimate shot at winning a title), to hell with potential! After all, the idea is winning as much as possible, right?

The people in charge of making personnel and business decisions for this franchise – that is to say, Jerry Buss, Mitch Kupchak, et al. – have it made it clear that they’re perfectly comfortable with a stunningly average team. As long as Kobe keeps playing the way he has over the last three years (and there’s no reason to believe he won’t); if the team gets a couple of home Playoff games in the spring (they will); and should the A-Listers keep showing up at Staples (what, you think Jack Nicholson suddenly picked up a hobby over the summer?), nothing will change.

While everyone else in the already-loaded Western Conference seems hellbent on improving and competing for a title, either through free agency, smart trades, or the draft, the Lakers have remained stubbornly stagnant. And I’m sorry to say, but as much as everyone in Lakerland loves the guy (myself included), Derek Fisher is quite simply not the solution.

I know that NBA trades are hard to make. Especially when they involve stars. It’s a lot closer to rocket science than most people realize. That being said, with this team being in such a large media market, led by one of the great coaching minds of all time, and possessing the League’s most awesome offensive weapon, “trades are hard to make” is no longer an acceptable excuse. It was four years ago; not anymore.

Fellow Laker fans, people whose judgment I respect, talk about the team making improvements on the defensive end; overcoming injuries; guys figuring out their roles offensively; and Kwame Brown learning how to catch a basketball when discussing the upcoming season. To which I say: That’s all fine and well, and could even happen in 2008, but you still need the horses to make anything happen out West, and we don’t got ‘em.

Management has shown that they don’t care about wins and losses nearly enough to make the personnel moves necessary to ensure Playoff success.

Since they don’t care, then neither will I …

So, when the team goes into its inevitable midseason slump – no doubt aided by a crippling inability to close out tough road games, nagging injuries, and the inescapable fact that they suck – I won’t pull any hair out.

When Lamar Odom shatters an ankle and is forced to miss two months, I’ll sigh and casually flip the channel.

I’m not going to get bent out of shape when my squad plays in games they should win, but fall painfully short. I don’t have it in me to pen hateful missives when the guys start crapping the bed; we already have someone around here who does that sort of thing, and does it well.

There’s a strange but comforting peace when you’re expecting less than stellar results – Somewhere in the neighborhood of 45 wins (largely due to another superhuman effort from ol’ #24) and a first round Playoff exit for the third consecutive year.

After all, there must be a better way to spend one’s winter nights than watching nationally-televised games featuring a maddeningly inconsistent team bleed into the wee hours.

I’ve heard good things about indoor golf. And scotch. Lots of scotch.

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  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    Yeah, ur probaly right.. Wishfull thinkin’ I guess.. Anyways I’m out – Churrascaria, and for those of you who don’t know; that’s like a eat-all -you-can meatfestival..

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    Hmm.. I’ll probaly run into Oliver Miller and Barkley there..

  • http://myspace.com/bodiebarnett jbn74sb

    An eat all you can meat festival? Sounds like eboy’s sex life.

  • http://www.myspace.com/2536545 Bryan

    One thing I do like about this magazine no matter how lame is that it referred to Eddy Curry’s lack of rebounding ability as “legendary”

  • http://www.mybleedingfingertips.blogspot.com/ Myles Brown

    Mutoni?

  • http://www.rubensborges.wordpress.com Rubens

    well it is isn’t it?

  • http://myspace.com/bodiebarnett jbn74sb

    Mutoni is on suicide watch, judging from the tone of his preview. Do Canadians commit suicide, or do they just watch hockey instead?

  • jay

    i know its a little late but nice work mutoni, glad you got to do this, but why disappear when your post got this many hits? its not like you didnt know it was coming. Anywho I`m with Myles on the 50 win prediction & jbn i liked your best amd worst case scenario for us, i actually thought mutoni will do that but it was fine coming from you as well.

  • http://myspace.com/bodiebarnett jbn74sb

    Thanks jay.

  • http://myspace.com/bodiebarnett jbn74sb

    From Kobe’s website:
    Finding inspiration
    I found these quotes from Colin Powell to be inspirational, and felt they would help set the tone for our ball club going into the season. Each player on the team received a copy, and I thought I would share them with you as well:
    1. “A dream doesn’t become a reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.”

    2. “Success is a result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence.”

    3. “There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.”

    Strength and honor,

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    Kinda funny that Koblin Powell doesn’t think that “A dream doesn’t become a reality through magic;..” when his franchises history was pretty much manifested by Magic..

  • http://slamonline.com mutoni

    i’m not dead. glad most people seemed to like the piece; as for the haters, thanks for taking the time to read. now, if you’ll excuse me, i need to begin my scotch consumption. it’s fri-day!

  • http://myspace.com/bodiebarnett jbn74sb

    No hate on your piece, mutoni. Just a depressing take on the state of the Lakers, and it’s not all doom and gloom. Not yet anyway.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Did Kobe hand out those quotes, or did Phil Jackson? Either way, the Lakers are like a very tall, very athletic third-grade class.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Oh yeah, strange and boner. Or whatever.

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com/ albie1kenobi

    wait. i don’t get it.
    what part of demanding a trade have to do with loyalty?

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Also, quotes 2 and 3 are virtually identical. No wonder why Colin Powell was an ineffective Secretary of State–he was a human Successories poster.

  • http://whitehoteboysworld.blogspot.com white hot eboy

    This post was disappointing. 267 posts and not one huge conversation about KOBE. You know sh*ts bad for a team when Chris Mihm gets all the talkback.

  • James

    They gotta grab someone before trade deadline, cot’dam

  • Alay

    look the stupid lakers organization cannot keep expecting kobe to be play the same way he did last year and the previous years. Yes he is the best player playing but he is JUST HUMAN and AGE will become a factor even if you don’t want to believe it (to the laker business) If they don’t get a trade in quickly they are going to miss the best chance to get a championship (while Kobe is still young)

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    On Sunday I think I’m going to post an interview I did with Kobe back in 2001. As an experiment.

  • TC

    So is Kobe staying now? Is he leaving? What’s going on?

  • http://www.myspace.com/2536545 Bryan

    Dang Russ is up all night…Sean May done.

  • RedRum

    Let me define irony:
    4 years from now, Bynum is in his prime and a beast, Kobe is out of his prime but still a Laker, the Lakers win a championship and Kobe plays second fiddle to a big man… again…

  • http://23isback.com Bryce

    Andrew Bynum’s peak will be the equivalent of Arvydas Sabonis in his prime – goofy, yet graceful, but ultimately ineffective – Kobe should have gotten the f*ck out of Hollywood by making the chi city trade happen.

  • http://b4hoops.blogspot.com b4hoops

    Bynum might make 1 or 2 all-star teams, maybe. But with his “eh, whatever” attitude and level of progress so far, he’ll never do anything of significance.

  • http://www.myspace.com/2536545 Bryan

    First of all no one in the states saw Sabonis in his “prime”.And second of all Bynum made a nice jump in production and is still only 20 years old so don’t get it twisted.

  • Slim

    It will be interesting to see how Kobe reacts to what promises to be another frustrating year in Lakerland. This off season must have been a serious letdown. No KG, no J Kidd, no Matrix. I’m guessing that by midseason he’s publicly dissing the management and causing genera strife and upheaval.

  • guti

    “Maurice Evans provides good perimeter D, and gives you a Ruben Patterson type garbage man, without having to register as a sex offender.”

    nice.

    lakers win 50

  • Ak

    Lamar Odom would have been the ultimate sidekick to Kobe and an all-star regular but is too injury prone! He’s basketball’s equivalent to Ken griffey Jr. THe only difference is that Ken griffey actually put up hall of fame numbers before he started getting hurt. Lamar never fulfilled his potential.

  • http://slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    281!

  • http://www.mybleedingfingertips.blogspot.com/ Myles Brown

    Hi Ryan.

  • http://Slam.com Walter Olivera

    LAKERS PLEASE REBUILD YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DO ANY THING WITH KOBE BY HIMSELF> GET DRAFT PICKS AND YOUNG TALENT> YOU ARE JUST WASTING KOBE’S TIME

  • http://whitehoteboysworld.blogspot.com white hot eboy

    My prediction of 287 on 10/5 4:00p was pretty damn close. This post stayed relativley tame. Dissapointing.

  • http://myspace.com/bodiebarnett jbn74sb

    eboy – agreed.

  • http://www.cfpf.org.uk/articles/rdp/caasqp/caasqp.html Tarzan Cooper

    im glad i missed this one

  • http://backcourtink.blogspot.com bootlace

    San Antonio,Phoenix,Dallas,Houston are all clearly better than the Lakers, so its hard to see LA beating any of them in the first round. Having said that, this is Kobe’s final chance to establish his legacy into MJ proportions, and if his supporting cast can be half decent….you never know.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    His final chance?

  • http://myspace.com/bodiebarnett jbn74sb

    Bootlicker – Dallas and Houston advanced no further than the Lakers last year, and the Lakers would have had beaten GS and played Utah very closely.

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