Jerry Buss, the drunken captain at the helm of the Lakers’ sinking ship has been fined $25K (and suspended two games) for, well, being drunk.
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Good. Stupid old prick. Too bad he didn’t run over Kupchak in a drunken stouper.
How do you suspend an owner for 2 games?Is he required to be at every game as it is?
This is like fining Kobe for scoring a lot
$25K to Buss, is like 25 cents to most of us.
Drunken captain, sinking ship… The Los Angeles Exxon Valdezez? All they need to complete the metaphor is have Kobe leave, which would be the NBA equivalent of a massive oil leak and environmental disaster. I think.
Buss spends more than 25k a week on his vomit cleaning needs.
So no more pics of Buss in shorts w/ white socks pulled up to his knees for 2 games?? Oh, the humanity….
Seriously, if the Lakeshow loses Kobe and gets Artest, the ship be officially sunk.
I guess that explains the rumored Kobe deal for Little Ben and Artesticle. Or was it Jon Koncak and Richard Dumas? I can’t remember, and neither can Buss. Thank God I’ve got a new job to distract me from this mess.
Can you prosecute him?
So Bodie’s a DA now?
I’m thinking something a little stronger than prosecute is in order for the entire male portion of the Buss family.
the good news just keeps on coming….there must be a way to stop all these good news
What the hell does suspending the owner do? Does that mean someone else owns the team for two days? Does he get two days to do whatever he wants to the franchise? Mark Cuban, give me the answers!
damn they really fined this man for 25k. okay where gonna suspend you for two games your not going to be at. But you’ll make way more than 25k in those two games your gone. the sorrow. TWO GAMES W/O PAY. GIVE HIM THE RON RON TREATMENT!!!!
I’d rather watch his daughter anyways…
If drinking earns a fine, then I guess Stern is going to have to be fining the majority of Laker fans this upcoming season.
Buss should take the Bus.
The Lakers are the new Knicks.
im so looking forward to really whiny lakers fans now. as if all the knicks fans arent bad enought. heat fans will soon be joining
Jerry Buss’s creepiness level is off the charts.
F*ck Jerry Buss and his b*tch @$$ fam.
Kobe should own the f*ckin’ Lakers, man. Kobe is the sh*t and I don’t give a f*ck about anything else. By the way, I have a Lakers lazer plate, Lakers banner, Laker posters, Lakers wallet, Lakers key chain, and if they trade Kobe, I’m takin’ Buss to court.
No you aren’t
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