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Wednesday, December 26th, 2007 at 12:00 pm  |  22 responses

Jason Williams Says He’s Just a Working Girl

But he’s well paid!

by Marcel Mutoni

Jason Williams isn’t feeling very jovial this holiday season; with trade rumors swirling around him and his teammates, Eboy says the insecurity is getting to him and his family.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, he also goes on to say that NBA players are nothing more than handsomely-rewarded prostitutes:

“The thing about it is how it affects your family,” Williams said before scoring nine points in Tuesday’s 96-82 loss to the Cavaliers.

“We’re like some high-paid prostitutes anyway in this league,” he said. “They just use and get rid of us whenever they want.”

Merry!

The ultimate pimp (David Stern) will surely see to it that one of his girls players gets the punishment he deserves for having gotten out of line.

J-Will, who’s in the final year of his deal, can expect a call from Stu Jackson (who doles out fines and suspensions) within the next 24-48 hours.

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  • Mike

    They get paid tens of millions of dollars to play basketball. Is it not a fair trade off that if they start sucking, they get moved to another team who doesn’t play them?

  • namik

    uno… Whit Eboy should win quote of the year for this.

  • namik

    damn you Mike!

  • Mike

    He’s right though, they are like prostitutes. Some of them even have the drug habits to fit the bill!

  • Mike

    Haha and I didn’t even call it namik!

  • http://slamonline.ciom Simone Lawy

    great quote EBOY……i’m with ya

  • namik

    BTW why does no one complain about CEOs making $36 million a year? Is telling people what to do that much harder than playing basketball ceteris paribus?

  • Mike

    Yeah but what do you do? Cap the amount that the NBA can profit and take the rest for public funds or something? It’d be cool but this is America-we chose a free market. So fat, nearly talentless people can get as rich as they want.

  • http://tadone.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Stern’s about to get his baby powder.

  • http://slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Once again, the original eboy confirms what a dumb motherf*cker he truly is.

  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    Where’s eboy? I wanna know what he’ll say

  • Captain America

    J-Will deserves the smallest violin known to man. The fans who fill the seats to see this cry baby must also be “prostitutes” because they have to work (and contribute) to get paid so they can, amongst other things, see this sorry azz play ball for the under-performing Heat.

  • Kareem

    if wat captain america says is right, every1 in miami is a prostitute!

  • http://tadone.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    The Knicks must be the high priced, look good at first glance but don’t do much for you for the money you pay prostitutes.

  • http://whitehoteboysworld.blogspot.com white hot eboy

    I’d pimp his sorry-ass myself, but my hourly rate is more than his soft-headed ass can get on the streets of Overtown anyway.

  • dma

    the knicks and heat are like the unsuspecting asian trannies.

  • Bubba Chuck

    lmao hahaha

  • http://sdfjkl.com Jukai

    This is pitiful. If he doesn’t want to move, then take the money and retire. It’s not like he was being paid nickles.

  • Ben

    19th

  • http://wheeltoheal.blogspot.com Pat Is Five

    the thing is – as idiotic (if not true) the quote is, he’s still eons smarter than the second point guard quoted in that article (the best shooter in the world).

  • http://slamonline.com Sam Rubenstein

    at least he’s consistent. Check out the t-shirt:
    http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=2024738353&size=m

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