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Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 at 1:55 pm  |  22 responses

Game Notes: Wizards-C’s

Live from the roughly 6th biggest upset of the NBA season, if we’re being generous.

by Ben Collins and Jonathan Evans

PREGAME:

- Big Baby reveals that he was a runningback in high school and that he rushed for “like 1,400, 1,500 yards” and led his team to the State Championship in his junior year before he quit the team to focus on basketball. I’m sure his coach was just pumped. He said Nick Saban called him to try to talk him out of it. Seriously.

- Brian Scalabrine is talking about what it would be like to be Kenny George, the UNC-Asheville monster du jour. “It’s okay if you’re driving, like, a Benz because those seats go way back. But you’re not getting into a Carolla if you’re that big.”

- Ray Allen: probably the only guy in the room, including most of these writers, who uses the word “nuance” correctly.

- The strategy on the whiteboard says: “Drive: NO Dancing.” I had no idea Antoine Walker was still on the Celtics.

- Oleksiy Pecherov looks exactly like this guy who used to have a show on E! and I can’t remember, for the life of me, what his name is. There. That’s a game note.

- DeShawn Stevenson has either a lollipop, one of those floss devices or a straw in his mouth during shootaround. Watch out for that DeShawn Stevenson, he’s dannnngerous. (Jon confirms that it is, in fact, a straw.)

- I learn that Tracy Morgan is writing his autobiography (for the second time to me, being a 30 Rock disciple) when the lights went out for the introductions. This must be what it looks like in Tracy Morgan’s brain all the time.

- The lead singer of the Plain White Tees trudges his way through the National Anthem. Yikes. Hey there Delilah, what’s it like looking just like Paul Reubens?

- Yay, we don’t have to deal with Tony Allen’s point guard impersonation that much tonight. Rondo is dressed and in the starting lineup.

- KG looks minorly pissed off as we start the game and that’s probably a bad thing for the Wizards.

First Quarter:

- Pierce opening three sets off a relatively loud crowd.
- One of those not-in-the-box-score things: KG is the league’s best big defender because he knows his exact limits with every player in terms of how to shade off his defender
- Caron Butler pull up jumper from 15 feet, 3-2.
- Butler sets up one-on-one against Pierce. He settles for a tough fadeaway jumper and missses. This could be an interesting matchup of guys possibly playing for the same All Star spot.
- Stevenson drains a three from nowhere to tie it at seven and this guy STILL HAS THE STRAW IN HIS MOUTH. He must’ve been weaned off of pacifiers very late.
- It’s worth noting that Eddie Jordan is also representing in the alternate uniform look. Thankfully his gold blazer and black slack combination doesn’t have that unfortunate shine that the jerseys do.
- KG hits a turnaround fadeaway over Jamison. There’s no defense for that, 9-9.
- Butler, taking over where Agent Zero left off, forces the one-on-one game, this time missing a three from the top of the key.
- Butler’s forearm clearout sends Pierce to the deck. Perkins has his back and engulfs the Butler jumper. This leads to a Ray Allen lay-in and a D.C. timeout. 5:46, Celtics +4
- Antawn Jamison will not miss from within 10 feet regardless of circumstances. 13-11, Celtics
- KG doesn’t believe he dipped his shoulder on that play and pointed to his shoulder. “Look, ref, I don’t even have shoulders,” he said.
- Okay, I made that last part up.
- Butler set up on Pierce. One dribble. Rise. Wet. 16-13 C’s.
- Kendrick “Pistol Pete” Perkins just shook up Brendan Haywood, going behind the back to Rondo, who swung it to Ray Allen for corner three. Somebody get this guy in the Skills contest.
- Stevenson 3 silences the crowd. 18-16. I must say, from this vantage point, it definitely looks like he’s winning his beard battle with Drew Gooden. Regardless he gets points for looking like Freeway.
- Big Baby comes in early (there must be turkey on the court somewhere) and it’s Jon Evans’ field day because Roger Mason Jr. is in.
- Briefly.

Second Quarter:

- Andray Blatche is so big and long. If he bulks up, he could be the best… uh, wait, no… at best he could be the fourth best player on this team. That whole situation is like being the second best priest when they’re deciding the papacy.
- Glen “Big Adolescent” Davis swats away the Blatche up and under attempt.
- Pierce sets up on Butler on the right wing, rises and hits for two, 22-18 Celtics.
- Jon Evans gives the world’s quietest fist pump after a Roger Mason three. Extended minutes for the UVA grad!
- Nick Young drops a long two and the Wizards are all of a sudden in the lead, 23-22.
- How do the Celtics counter? By running out a lineup of Ray Allen and four reserves. This should probably cease that Doc-as-Coach-of-the-Year argument.
- The Big Adolecent picks up a dubious charge as Blatche pulls up for a floater in the lane.
- Ray Allen blows by Blatche. But Blatche recovers and blocks Ray from behind. Sure must be nice to be nice to be 6’11”.
- House finds a streaking KG for a layup. 27-25 C’s

- In-arena interview with Pee Wee Herman. Where’s Miss Yvonne? Wait, nope, just Plain White Tees guy again. Side note: Does anyone else say “Mr. Herrmann, paging Mr. Herrmann,” every time Walter Herrmann enters? Because you should.
- The Wizards have neither Butler nor Jamison in the game and it’s not pretty: Mason Jr., Young, Sogaila, Blatche, and Sexy Oleksiy Pecherov.
- Oleksiy looks like he’s still on Serbian time, or wherever the hell he’s from, as he clangs a pull-up three.
- Rick Majerus must be in the building because it’s 25-25 halfway through the second quarter.
- Best Heroes Among Us EVER: Some woman and her 127 highly-trained monkeys. This isn’t even a Brian Scalabrine joke. I want one. So bad.
- As badly as the offenses have been today, the passing has been tight for both teams at times. Oh gee look, we have an example right here: KG to Perk (again) for a Shaq-esque, rim lowering dunk.
- Something about this Inside the Celtics Dancers Locker Room jumbotron footage is just gripping. Can’t put my, uh, finger on it.
- There’s a Vote for Brian Scalabrine Over Paul Pierce clip too. I’d still rather see ‘Toine.
- Butler airball on one end leads to a Perkins slam on the other. 4:31 left, Celtics extend to a 6 point lead.
- Jamison strips / blocks Perkins dunk. Followed by Perkins swatting a Haywood layup out of bounds. Eh. Jamsions block was better.

- Brendan Haywood is jawing with Kendrick Perkins, but amicably, telling him what life is going to be like, exactly, in five years.
- Ray Allen just, well, I’m not sure what he did and this resulted in an offensive foul and, subsequently, a Doc Rivers stroke.
- Since the Wizards offense is offensive, Andray Blatche decided to skip an offensive set and dunk the ball. Sixty-percent of the time, that works every time.
- Stevenson for three ties it up and we have a ballgame, kids.
- Another wizards possession, another missed shot. This time, Jamsion misses a three from the left wing. The Wizards are currently shooting 31% from the field. …and just as I’m typing that, Daniels finds Haywood for a slam, 34-32 Celtics with 40 ticks left in the half.
- Beautiful Ray Allen set play – a fadeaway on the right baseline — gives the C’s a halftime lead, 37-35.

HALFTIME

There isn’t really much of note so far. You can credit the ballyhooed Celtics defense for holding the Wiz to 35 points. But how do you explain the Celtics 37 points? To put that total in perspective, in their opening night matchup against these same Wizards, in the 2nd quarter alone, the C’s put up 37.

On a lighter note, I introduce Collins to facebook scrabulous. He is grateful.


Third Quarter:

- Perkins on left block, spins free, reverse layup, 39-35 Celtics.
- Jamison cleans up the Butler miss, 40-39 Celtics.
- Top of the key three from Allen pulls the lead out to four.
- KG gets Haywood to bite hard on a dribble fake. Rises up and hits open jumper. 45-43 Celtics.
- KG throws a lazy pass on a C’s fastbteak which leads to a dunk by Haywood on the other end. Funny, I didn’t think it was possible to use KG and lazy in the same sentence. 7:19 left, knotted at 45.

- Caron Butler just did this Statue of Liberty dunk in traffic. There is no way he did that when he was in LA or Miami because he never would have been traded.
- Clearly someone wants to go to New Orleans this February. 47 all.
- Antawn Jamison just tipped in a shot on his own basket and he looks like he just threw up a little.
- Did I mention that Andray Blatche is enormous all of a sudden? God. He looks like the Cloverfield monster.
- KG’s jumper from the right wing gives him a game high 19. C’s +6
- I’ve been paying attention, but I have no idea how the Celtics have amassed a 56-49 lead, KG has put up 17, five and four and how the Celtics are all of a sudden shooting 46%.
- This game is irreparably boring for a six-point game, so I’m checking the Nuggets-Bobcats box score and Marcus Camby’s line right now: 20 points, 22 rebounds, six assists and six blocks. And that game isn’t even over.
- There is a dancing kid on the jumbotron which leads all in the audience wondering how to procure an adoption on said child/dance robot.
- Mr. Modesty himself, Curt Schilling enjoys a curtain call from the Boston crowd. He pretends not to like it but you can obviously see he’s feeling very proud of himself.
- James Posey gives the Celtics a seven point lead with that three, which I’m going to call their biggest lead of the game even though that’s probably not true.
- Jamison returns the favor, 63-59. End of three.

Fourth Quarter:

- The Big Adolecent draws another charge. While technically accurate, I have a hard time believing that Jamison could knock down a firmly planted, 290 pound human being.
- Pierce drives around everyone for a tough bucket. Probably should’ve considered doing that, I don’t know, three quarters ago. 65-59, Celtics.
- Big Baby is drawing charges like he overdrew on his credit card.
- You know, I’m shocked at the lack of Donaghy references by fans this year. I’ve heard one on opening night and that’s it. I’m a little embarrassed for hecklers the world around.
- Antawn Jamison and Roger Mason both fouled Glen Davis and Jamison pointed to Mason, who had more fouls than himself. Selfless guy, that Antawn Jamison.
- James Posey just dove into the second row for a loose ball and Eddie House had to human-Jaws-of-Life action to get him out of there.
- Tony Allen takes the highway to the hoop for the loudest dunk of the night. 68-59, the largest lead from either team.
- For one night of my life, I would actually prefer to be at a Charlotte Bobcats game.
- Butler was on Pierce like a Persian carpet on a floor, there, but he spilled good jumpshot all over it anyway. 70-61, Celtics.
- Daniels drives baseline for layup and collides with Davis who again tries to draw charge. Unfooled, the refs call the block and Daniels sinks them both. 70-63 Celtics.
- Pierce slashes to the rim for the most emphatic of dunks, 72-63. Butler misses off the side of the rim on the retaliation jumper. That may be the answer to your Who Should Be An All-Star question, Jonny.
- Yeah, so much for tough juice. More like pliable pudding.
- Eddie House 3 – 75-63 Celtics.

- The Wiz timeout ends with KG on the jumbotron telling everyone to “get out of their seats its 4th quarter. Time to get hype.” The clip is pretty standard PR fare, not terribly inspired or original. Regardless, everyone in the Garden rises and yells, and there in the middle stands KG, at the center of the legendary leprechaun, arms outstretched demanding more from the crowd. Part Hulk Hogan and part vintage AI in Philly, it’s a pretty intense image, and with the Celtics up by 12, its clear the entire Garden wants to bask in the moment.
- Take two: KG comes back from the timeout raising his hands like he controls the crowd telekinetically. It looks like that adidas commercial where he hatches from the egg.
- Then an immediate turnover and a KG dish to Eddie House for three on the other end. 77-63. This guy is so damn cool.
- KG with an own-goal of his own. How often does that even happen?
- A Jamison 3 gives the Wiz their first legit field goal of the period. No, I’m not counting a tip-in credited to Haywood that was probably inadvertently put in by KG. 5:17 left, 77-68.
- Interesting fact: Tony Allen’s crank release jumpshot is modeled after a windup toy!
- Butler’s tough defense strips Pierce and keeps them in the game, 77-70.
- Some audible KG MVP chants during some late game free throws. And they’re just getting louder. This is new.
- It’s the first time anyone at press row has heard it this season though it surely wont be the last.
- The dancers didn’t know it was a twenty-second time out, so they come and go quickly. (That was not a joke.) So the fans boo. The Celtics then call a full, and everyone is happy.
- Butler finally connects on a jumper. 79-72 with 3 minutes to go.
- Jamison spins the right baseline and hits the leaner. Fouled on the play, he misses the freebie. Regardless, a13-2 Washington run over the last four minutes has brought them within 3 with less than two minutes left.
- Haywood is having a solid day for a center in the NBA: 14 and 7, also known as the Jamaal Magloire All Star Special. It’s 79-76 Celtics and the arena isn’t nearly as antsy as it should be.
- Eddie House takes an ill-advised floater because he’s THE casino and he loves to gamble, so this game must remain close.
- DeShawn Stevenson BURIES a game-tying three. 79-79. There’s that antsiness.
- Stevenson knocks down a three to tie it up. Unfortunately I was too busy writing so I can neither confirm nor deny if he can, in fact, feel his face. Though what I can confirm is as he backtracks on D, Freeway eggs on the crowd, motioning for them to step up intensity. I debate with Collins whether this was in response to KG’s moment earlier or simply DeShawn being DeShawn. We conclude it’s a little of both.
- The fans oblige to DeShawn’s demands for intensity, although so does KG with a hard fought putback that puts the C’s back up by two with 51 seconds left.

- When in doubt, cut to the tiny kid dancing like he’s on cocaine and cue the Big Baby acting like an idiot jumbotron video.
- We’re all standing, ladies and gentleman. This got very un-boring very quickly. I no longer want to be anywhere near a Charlotte Bobcats game.
- Caron Butler STRONGER THAN THE IRON HE USED TO MAKE THIS LAYUP. The hoop and the harm gives the Wizards their first lead since the second quarter, 82-81. MVP! MVP! 41.8 to play.
- Ensuing C’s possession, Butler pokes the ball away from Pierce, then again from Garnett. KG winds up shooting from 3. Pierce fouled trying to corral the KG miss. He knocks them both down, 83-82, Celtics with 25 seconds left.
- Free throws. It’s oh-so-quiet. (Postscript: this reads like a Faulkner novel in hindsight.)
- Butler even stronger with the right hand over the Celtics entire frontline. God almighty. 84-83, Wizards. 19.6 seconds left and the Celtics are running out of inspirational jumbotron videos.
- KG misses his patented turnaround from the elbow and Butler is fouled. In the eyeball. Ow.
- He nails them both. This Caron-for-MVP talk is looking pretty real right about now. 8.3 left, 86-83 Washington.
- 19 seconds left, the C’s possession results in a KG turnaround jumper from 10 feet away. With a hand in the face, KG’s attempt rims out. Since the KG Kodak moment at 7:06, the Celtics have hit just one field goal.
- Allen misses a heavily contested three and this game is over.

POSTGAME

- I’ll let Jon elaborate further, but it can be summed up in one little talking point for me: The Arenas-less Washington Wizards are the Celtics lethargy-induced, fourth-quarter kryptonite this year.

The post game was a tale of two extremes. In one corner there’s the Celtics press conference where Pierce and KG try to make sense of losing three out of their last four, including their first back to back losses of the season.

“We definitely spoiled everyone early in the year,” Garnett said. “It’s not going to be easy. We’ll take our lumps now rather than later.”

“Thank God for film,” Garnett continued. “Thank God for days off. Now we’ll regroup and get ready for Portland.”

In the other corner, winners of their last three, the Wizards locker room is the most confident its been all season.

“This win is definitely a confidence booster,” Tough Juice said. “Our confidence is at an all time high right now”

“Real recognizes real,” Butler said describing the Celtics. “We respect them and they respect us.”

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  • http://www.slamonline.com Jake Appleman

    yeah, you guys weren’t the only ones playing scrabulous at an NBA game last night…

  • http://www.mybleedingfingertips.blogspot.com/ Myles Brown

    Two things: I wish there was someone available and willing to tag team some Wolves notes with me. Pause. Its lonely out here. Secondly, personally I prefer Tuff Juice. Can’t say why. Bonus round: Was it a McDonalds straw?

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ben Collins

    By the way Jake, I now know how long it takes to put these two things together when WordPress is involved. I am now rewarding myself with some Scrabulousness.

  • http://slamonline.com Holly MacKenzie

    So jealous you guys were at the game last night. Thanks for the notes. I didn’t watch most of the first three quarters of the game and felt guilty about it when I tuned in to the fourth. If it was boring enough to be creeping facebook then I don’t feel as bad. Caron outmatching KG’s intensity (how it looked on tv), was pretty awesome.

  • je

    it was clear plastic so definitely not a McDonalds straw.

  • je

    and yeah, though it was talked about over bags of salt and vinegar chips, no actual Scrabulous was played during the game.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Jake Appleman

    as you should, Collins.

  • http://tadone.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    The game was pretty much a dud until that Wiz run in the 4th. Wiz have the C’s number. That C’s/Blazers matchup is looking pretty good right now.

  • Sports Bog

    DeShawn chews individual dental flossers.

    Pliable Pudding, by the way? How’d that work out?

  • je

    dental flossers eh? is that an attempt to take caron’sstraw game to the next level?

    gotta figure pudding is probably as far away from tough/tuff juice as you can get

  • Captain America

    C chit melt down. Wiz wiz on Cs twice.

  • http://www.truthaboutit.net Truth About It

    The Sports Bog beat me to the punch……but let me also demand a public apology for the “pliable pudding” comment.

  • Captain America

    Myles, jump on the return of Theo van gimpy.

  • mcnugget

    Caron Butlers breakout year right in front of our eyes. He is an absolute stud, much like two of my other favorites from good young teams (Joe Johnson and Brandon Roy) he should definitely be an allstar this year.

    He is a great allaround player, and is a great young leader/franchise player of this very impressive Wizards team.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    I can’t believe those gold jerseys are still in use. They’re awful–and mighty brazen for a team that hasn’t won a championship in 30 years.

  • http://yahoo.com The Cool

    Damn Caron, why the hell didn’t you play like this in L.A.? I know it couldn’t have been because Kobe didn’t give you the ball. well maybe he didn’t ever give you the ball but damn you should have took it from his ass or something. Just imagine that lineup people: pg, Derrick Fisher,sg, Mamba, sf, “Tough Juice”, pf, Lamar Odom, C, Andrew Bynum. OMG that would be amazing. The lakers would no doubt be the NBA champions then. play wit it.

  • je

    fair enough, after the way he ended that game with those impressive drives, caron will never be referred to as pudding – or custard or meringue for that matter.

    strictly tough juice.

    and yes, caron doing this in LA would’ve been something

  • http://www.slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Nice hangover game tonight, fellas. P.S. Renaldo Balkman playing big minutes and contributing to Knick successes–jeez, why didn’t I think of that? Oh wait.

  • http://yahoo.com The Cool

    Renaldo Balkman? Savior of the Knicks Franchise? you never know. play wit it.

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apathy hursty

    the great thing about the 4th quarter (apart from the finish) was Butler just being so aggressive both in d and on offence. he didnt take a possesion off in the 4th. really MVP style 4th quarter, the rest of the game, not so much.

  • Andrew

    An unrelated matter, scrabulous might be taken off facebook soon..

  • http://www.clutchfans.net nick

    andrew, that is anything but unrelated.

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