Welcome to not All-Star at all Cincinnatti

By Sam Rubenstein

The four of us did nothing wrong. We were early, we were prepared. The plane was late, we sat there…

Ben is missing. Rumor has it he might be in Atlanta.
Lang, Khalid, and I are eating free meals we got with vouchers from the airline.

Oh by they way we’re in Cincinnati. They tell us we might be on the next flight to New Orleans. Or it could be tomorrow morning.

Lang is ready to kill.

Khalid just said “Me too mother^&*^&*&er!”

All-Star!

This is all Devean George’s fault.