Tuesday, March 11th, 2008 at 2:00 pm  |  35 responses

Happy Trails, Smush

Miami finally released Smush Parker. If any team wants to kill its Playoff hopes, he’s available!

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  • eyehatedirk Posted: Mar.11 at 2:07 pm
    First, I want my job to hire Smush as my team lead.

  • peteb80 Posted: Mar.11 at 2:15 pm
    You know there’s only one destination for Smush: 4 Pennsylvania Plaza
    New York, New York 10121

  • daniel Posted: Mar.11 at 2:16 pm
    man, who wouldnt want smush!
    next stop: how about the knickerbockers? actually, lets get marc stein on the rumor trail. hes the only one that could convince himself that the celtics/spurs would be looking at him.

  • h-wag Posted: Mar.11 at 2:16 pm
    Nice of Miami to wait until he was ineligeble for other teams Play-Off rosters.
    Not that any Play-Off team would even be considering bringing him in, just sayin.

  • Skillet Forilla Posted: Mar.11 at 2:32 pm
    What the hell happened here? Why did the Heat punish him this badly? Why keep him on ice this long? Was his scuffle with the valet THAT bad? Dudes beat their girlfriends, they still play in games, but hit a valet and your team obliterates any hope for having a season? weird, things must’ve gotten UGLY

  • Kihwan Posted: Mar.11 at 2:37 pm
    Smush was still in the NBA??

  • riggs Posted: Mar.11 at 2:39 pm
    Smush left the lakers?

  • Bigi Posted: Mar.11 at 3:19 pm
    Rucker Time…

  • Spaceship Jay Posted: Mar.11 at 3:26 pm
    We (New York) produce so many mediocre/below average ball players. Its insane.

  • riggs Posted: Mar.11 at 3:48 pm
    no we dont.

  • maio Posted: Mar.11 at 3:50 pm
    Dude was in an add in SLAM when he was 17. Beat that Riley!

  • maio Posted: Mar.11 at 3:51 pm
    “Smoosh” Parker. Eats six meals a day. Something like that. No idea what the add was for, though.

  • big dawg Posted: Mar.11 at 4:03 pm
    What Smush needs to do is sign with the Clippers, so he can start. but i’m wanting him to go to the mavs for a backup for J-Kidd since Tyronn Lue is injured, i mean a guy that has his kind of skillz shoouldn’t be averaging 3 ppg………or playing for the Heat

  • niQ Posted: Mar.11 at 4:12 pm
    who needs a point guard?
    i can see him on detroit. he DID average a good amount of steals while on the lakers..
    or the knicks..
    even the cavs could use him..delonte west isnt exactly doing as much as he could.. by now he should be averaging 10 assists just by passing to lebron! but i’m assuming lebron just passes the ball to others..

  • Kadavour Posted: Mar.11 at 4:46 pm
    niQ: LeBron dominates the ball too much for anyone else on his team to have 10 assists. LeBron’s jumper isn’t good enough for someone passing the ball to him to average 10 assists either. Unless they throw the ball to him at least 35 times a game, or they throw 9 fast break passes (Bron would probably throw down a dunk that should be worth 2 assists, my math was right, calm down).

  • G Diesel Posted: Mar.11 at 5:04 pm
    Smush is so toxic, he could transform the Spurs into the worst team in the league!

  • G Diesel Posted: Mar.11 at 5:18 pm
    I’ve never seen a player with such an ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

  • Mush Posted: Mar.11 at 5:21 pm
    Smush will probably go somewhere like Minnesota

  • Jukai Posted: Mar.11 at 5:31 pm
    niQ, you kidding me? I’ve never seen Smush pass the ball. Seriously. I’ve seen him throw the ball at another player, but I’ve never seen him pass it.

  • Tariq Posted: Mar.11 at 6:24 pm
    I thought a player had to be waived before March 1 in order to be eligible to join another team. What am I missing?

  • Tariq Posted: Mar.11 at 6:25 pm
    And if that’s not the case, can we get Marbury, King of the Soundbites, on a playoff team. Please. I would like to hear what he has to say in the thick of a tight series.

  • Reggie Evans Posted: Mar.11 at 7:06 pm
    Kobe made Smush Parker better.

  • BIG Ron Posted: Mar.11 at 7:20 pm
    Yo what is Kadavour talking about? Yo his name is Smush nuff said. He’s a bum’ He needs to stay in da D league and be da first to have a D league jersey retired. Grim Reaper my A$$

  • h-wag Posted: Mar.11 at 8:23 pm
    Tariq:
    A player can join any team even after being waived later than March 1st, but to be eligible for the Play-Off roster the deadline was March 1st.
    So Smush could sign with the Cavs for example and play the rest of the regular season, but he couldn´t play in the Play-Offs this year.

  • Michael Posted: Mar.11 at 9:59 pm
    Smush Parker was a starting PG on a playoff team.

  • Jose Posted: Mar.12 at 12:02 am
    he hhas to go to a western team to keep switcin coast
    (detriot(i think), phoenix, miami) now?

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.12 at 1:12 am
    He did play well alongside Kobe–maybe the Lakers should pick him back up for cheap.

  • hursty Posted: Mar.12 at 1:48 am
    big ron, is an idiot. he just proved it with his lack of linguistic ability.

  • hursty Posted: Mar.12 at 1:50 am
    wtf are you doing up russ? damn son.

  • Reggie Evans Posted: Mar.12 at 2:43 am
    No, Russ. Everyone plays better alongside Kobe. Everyone.

  • Sesa Posted: Mar.12 at 3:58 am
    Don’t forget that Chucky Atkins had a career-best PPG when playing with Kobe.

  • hursty Posted: Mar.12 at 5:31 am
    i could too sesa. so could you. and my old man,and the guy next door. just sayin:)

  • mat smith Posted: Mar.13 at 6:57 am
    smush should go play streetball where he belongs, ego……….

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  • Dark Knight Posted: Jul.10 at 11:50 pm
    Welcome to T-Dot, Smush :)

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