Monday, March 31st, 2008 at 1:30 pm  |  11 responses

NBA Court of Law Report

Dwight Howard is facing a paternity suit, and Mike Bibby is suing Jerome “Junkyard Dog” Williams over a tricked-out car.

(Thanks to FanHouse for the Bibby find.)

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  • Ryan Jones Posted: Mar.31 at 1:53 pm
    Neither glass backboards nor reservoir tips are safe when Dwight Howard is ballin’.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Mar.31 at 2:16 pm
    Where’s the J.R. Rider link?

  • Marcel Mutoni Posted: Mar.31 at 2:36 pm
    the jr. saga is too depressing to post, russ.

  • Gerard Himself Posted: Mar.31 at 2:46 pm
    some of this stuff you can’t make up. Bibby vs Jerome and his garage, reminds me of the “Jerome” character Martin Lawrence played in his own sitcom.

  • Eboy Posted: Mar.31 at 2:53 pm
    Nicely said, Jones.

  • daniel Posted: Mar.31 at 2:57 pm
    i feel like we need to make a travis henry mention when talking about paternity tests…

  • daniel Posted: Mar.31 at 2:59 pm
    btw, that kid could have a sweet name. JR Howard? sounds like a balla

  • Holly MacKenzie Posted: Mar.31 at 3:03 pm
    Remember Josh Howard missing those games to watch the birth of his son only to find out later that he wasn’t the father? Be safe, boys!

  • ED LEEDSKALNIN Posted: Mar.31 at 3:41 pm
    sucks for josh howard.^^^^^^^^

  • jeremy Posted: Mar.31 at 5:15 pm
    Dhoward getiin his game on…hope your the father dawg…

  • what Posted: Apr.1 at 4:47 am
    Clearly Jesus commanded Dwight to have premarital sex with a team dancer. It must be in Ephesians somewhere.

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