Thursday, April 10th, 2008 at 5:08 pm  |  92 responses

Video of Kobe… this is good

Is it “real”? Probably not. Is it amusing? Yes it is.

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  • Logan

    kobe’s reaction to being asked about this : ‘Hollywood!’

  • http://www.msssn.com WeezyF.B.

    i like the part where he jumped over a car…

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    If Myles found video “evidence” of Kobe jumping over a nine-story building, he’s say:
    “I dont see why he couldnt do something like that.”

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    If Myles found video “evidence” of Kobe jumping over the Sears tower, he’d say:
    “I dont see why he couldnt do something like that.”

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    If Myles found video “evidence” of Kobe’s shoes curing cancer, he’d say…

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Also (sorry Myles): “Trust your boy? Trust your boy?”
    You figure he tried that line on Vanessa?

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    BTW, if this is your lengthy rebuttal, I win. I mean, I win anyway, but you know.

  • Jolst

    Just an Aston Martin? Nate Robinson can jump over a Hummer.

  • http://slamonline.com Holly MacKenzie

    Kobe said last night postgame the video wasn’t real! Still funny stuff.

  • adams

    Did being honest make him cry again?

  • illydiva

    Why are people so critical? No love lost on Kobe from me, but I think the commercial is hot–giving us Kobe as the show off kid (that most men are anyway) having a little fun. Even if it’s not real, most of y’all pay good money for movies and cable that show stuff that’s not real but looks cool or interesting anyway. Because Kobe’s not a self-centered actor making millions, ….oh wait. Never mind.

  • Young Chris #3

    It would have been dope if he switched in mid-air, the car stopped and he landed in the back seat…

  • illydiva

    It’s not like we haven’t seen him do crazy, “did I just see that” kind of stuff in real life under his own power. I think he gets a pass. I liked it. I give it an 8!

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Eboy

    It would have been more dope if a giant mutant hawk flew by and snatched Kobe in mid air and took him to some far away land, never to be seen again. And not Sheldon Williams, either.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    I only watch documentaries, illydiva. I’m snobby like that.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    Eboy, that may be the first time you’ve ever made me laugh. Intentionally, I mean.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Eboy

    You know, when Michael Jordan dunked on a 40 foot goal in his Air Jordan 11 commerical, I had to suspend disbelief for a moment too. He could have pulled it off.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Eboy

    Glad I finally got a slight chuckle from you, Jones.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Eboy

    So does this kill my theory that Dwight Howard really CAN’T fly through the night sky like Iron Man? All those nights looking up to the north for no reason…..f*ck!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    See, that wasn’t funny. Normal service resumed.

  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    That’s the ghettoest talk that I see from Kobe Bryant…. Ever.
    Ryan, LeBron never brought his teammates on his commercial.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Eboy

    And you wonder what’s it like getting through one of your pieces on the almost-never regular.

  • Randy Brown

    I guess it’s not online yet, but there’s a Stephen Jackson version of this ad. Except in his one he jumps through the car’s windshield and bites the face off the driver

  • http://www.ravingblacklunatic.blogspot.com Allenp

    I wonder why Kobe had to become “hood” to jump over a car? Dude is a beast on the court, but in real life he pretty much sucks ass.

  • http://www.truthaboutit.net/ Truth About It Dot Net

    I really can’t believe people are actually debating if this is real or not….ridiculous.

    Kobe is a douche.

  • TradeMarc

    funny….fake but funny

    you know he really wouldnt be stupid enough to do that….hes stupid but not that stupid

  • JESUS T. TRUTH

    hahaha

    A Jones piece is like a .357 calibre next to your pop gun Gboy….

  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    and you needed a hug

  • Michael

    Only Kobe would get killed for making a commercial.

  • mat smith

    isnt this a bball site? dumb…..

  • johnnyrooks

    I was right kobe does have a 45 vert and it has to be real because the shadows in the backround look at the shadows LOOK AT THE SHADOWS!!! kobe for president!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.kb24.com Kobe24Bryant

    Whos better than Kobe

  • http://nba.com tina

    How is Kobe the douche when he said it was fake?

  • MagicChicken

    Freeze Frame it at the 34 second spot, and you can see that he’s slightly to the right of the actual car, not directly in it’s path.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Wazup

    The time it should have taken KB24 to jump over a car moving at 13 mph covering a distance of .000568 miles is only required .1575 seconds. KB24 took an average of .978 seconds and barely made it over the car. With a time lapse of over .82 seconds, KB 24 could have jumped over a much faster moving car. Bogus advertisement.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Wazup

    The dimesions were taken from a Aston Martin DB9 2008 model. Taken were four tests of car time and kobe time while distance was length of car.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Wazup

    Caltech class of 05. thatll silence the doubters of intellect

  • will

    BIG DEAL.

    VC and MJ could do the same thing jumping over a TRUCK or a hummer. Kobe got no hops that why he is jumping over a convertible. LOL

  • KA

    LOL at Bowen/jax comments, those cracked me up

    mambiatch was funny too

  • http://www.yahoo.com Wazup

    somebody p;ease frickin make a comment about my hypothesis. It took me about 15 minutes to calculate. Bitches

  • gotta catch em all

    this isnt legit cuz you can see his shadow on the side of the car

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