Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am  |  42 responses

Kobe’s Wife Will Cuss You Out

Though her blog post has now disappeared – thanks, ESPN! – a reporter recently faced the wrath of one Vanessa Bryant. Details of Vanessa’s rage can be found here (Warning: lots of F bombs.)

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  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    So it’s easy to hate BOTH Kobe and his ugly fu*king wife. Good times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The poor kids, though, two parents with little moral compass. Luckily, Kobe’s loaded, so that make’s it all better, I guess.

  • Rasheedionics

    Continuing trend that proves that NBA wives are gansta!

  • http://washedupplayer.blogspot.com/ RiseKing

    Sounds like a pretty level-headed woman…

  • Jake

    I’m thinking I would have done the same thing if I was famous and someone published a story about my kid’s schedule.And may we please not all forget that lot’s of reporters are crazed lunatics?She probably threw a rock at Vanessa and said she was going to burn her kids alive or something to elicit the rage.

  • http://www.mybleedingfingertips.blogspot.com/ Myles Brown

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    That was fantastic!

  • adams

    No wonder Kobe’s banging cheerleaders.

  • http://www.heavyasheaven.blogspot.com DP

    ugh. she only wants Kobe’s money. She probably would marry her damn self if she could.

  • riggs

    She didnt publish the kids schedule, just what they do, i.e. “kobes kids attend karate class and ballet”, it wasnt that serious or prompted a response like that. i already knew she had bitchlike tendencies though, just look at her.

  • http://andotsiry.deviantart.com/gallery/ TB

    who cares

  • RV

    she probably though the writer wanted kobe

  • Silky Slim

    I read the blog that Laura wrote and I don’t see why Vanessa is so upset about what Laura wrote about her and her kids. Vanessa’s response was immature and disrespectful and to conduct herself that way in front of her kids is even worse.

  • Silky Slim

    If Vanessa has such a potty mouth in front of her kids in public, I can only imagine what she says around them in private.

  • http://yahoo BOOM shaka LOCKA


    We all knew ghostwriting was mad popular in Hip-Hop but this list put some light on some songs I didn’t know about. I mean sheeeeit, peep this list before you assume all of your favorite artists are broke. And yes, some of these writing credits are well known and many of them show up in the actual liner notes…but it’s still dope to see these down in a list.

    Diddy’s “Senorita” – ghost-wrote by Jadakiss
    Diddy’s verses on “Victory” – co-wrote by Jadakiss, Biggie, & ROC
    Biggie’s “Mo Money Mo Problems” – (biggie’s & diddy’s verse) – co-wrote by Mase, Jadakiss, & Ed Bernard
    Biggie’s verse on “Last Days” – ghost-wrote by Jadakiss
    Charli Baltimore’s “Money” – ghost-wrote by Jadakiss
    Cam’Ron’s “Horse & Carriage” – hook by Jadakiss, both verses co-wrote by Jadakiss
    J-Lo’s “Jenny From The Block” – (Style’s verse) ghost-wrote by Jadakiss

    112’s “Only You” (biggie’s verse) – ghost-wrote by Mase
    112’s “Anywhere” (Lil Zane’s verse) – co-wrote by Mase & Lil Zane
    Biggie’s “Mo Money Mo Problems” – (biggie’s & diddy’s verse) – co-wrote by Mase, Jadakiss, & Ed Bernard
    Camron’s “We Got It” – (both Mase/Cam’s verses) co-wrote by Mase & Cardan
    Diddy’s “Friend” – ghost-wrote by Mase
    Philly’s Most Wanted’s “Cross The Border” – ghost-wrote by Mase
    JayZ’s “I Just Wanna Love You” – co-wrote by Mase & Pharell Williams
    Diddy’s “Come 2 Me” – ghost-wrote by Jody Breeze
    Diddy’s “After Love” – ghost-wrote by Jody Breeze
    Diddy’s “Through The Pain” – ghost-wrote by Jody Breeze

    M. Bleek on “Coming of Age” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    M. Bleek’s “All Types of ****” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    “Coming of Age (Da Sequel)” – (Memphis Bleek’s verse) ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “If I” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “Foxy’s Bells” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “Get Me Home” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “Ill Na Na” – (Foxy’s verse) ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “I’ll Be” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “Big Bad Mama” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “Hot Spot” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “I Can’t” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Foxy’s “JOB” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Lil Kim’s “Big Momma Thang” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Bugs Bunny – “Buggin” (from Spacejam sdtrk) – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Jermaine Dupri’s “Money Ain’t A Thang” – co-wrote by JayZ & ROC
    Biggie’s “Hypnotize” – co-wrote by D-Dot
    Diddy’s “Fake Thug Dedication” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Timbaland’s “Indian Carpet” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Dr. Dre’s “Still DRE” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Dr. Dre’s “The Watcher” – ghost-wrote by JayZ & Rakim
    Dr. Dre’s “The Message” – co-wrote by JayZ, Rell, & Royce Da 5′9″
    Snoop Dogg’s “Intrology” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Pro The Spectacula’s “Call Ya Boy” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Pro The Spectacula’s “Handle Barz” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Slim Thug’s “I Ain’t Heard of That” – ghost-wrote by JayZ
    Slim Thug’s “I Ain’t Heard of That RMX” – co-wrote by JayZ
    Fort Minor’s “Where’d You Go” – co-wrote by JayZ & Mike Shinoda

    Will Smith’s “Miami” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Diddy’s “Bad Boys 4 Life” – Diddy’s verse co-wrote by Smitty & Black Rob
    Diddy’s “And We” – Hook, Diddy’s, & Foxy’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Loon’s “How You Want That” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Diddy’s “Show Me Your Soul” – Hook & Diddy’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Diddy’s “Shake Ya Tailfeather” – Hook & Diddy’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Diddy’s “Girl I’m A Bad Boy” – Hook & Diddy’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Baby & Diddy’s “Do That” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Truth Hurt’s “Cop” – Dr. Dre’s verse ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Truth Hurt’s “Benefit of the Doubt” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Truth Hurt’s “Hollywood” – ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Dr. Dre’s “The Wash”– ghost-wrote by Smitty
    Dr. Dre’s “On The Boulevard” – co-wrote by Smitty & Knoc-Turnal
    Beyonce’s “Summertime” – co-wrote by Smitty

    Bow Wow’s “Let’s Get Down” – ghost-wrote by TI
    Bow Wow’s “I’ll Move On” – ghost-wrote by TI
    Bow Wow’s “The Future” – ghost-wrote by TI & ROC
    Bow Wow’s “The Don, The Dutch” – ghost-wrote by TI & ROC
    Bow Wow’s “Hey Little Momma” – ghost-wrote by TI & ROC

    THE D.O.C.
    Dr. Dre’s “Keepin’ It Dope” – ghostwrote by D.O.C.
    Dr. Dre’s “A ***** Witta Gun” – ghostwrote by D.O.C.
    Dr. Dre’s “Little Ghetto Boy” – co-wrote by D.O.C. & Snoop
    Dr. Dre’s “Big Egos” – co-wrote by D.O.C., Mel Man, & Brian A. Bailey
    Dr. Dre’s “Housewife” – co-wrote by D.O.C. & Mel Man
    Snoop Dogg’s “Snoop’s Upside Ya Head” – ghostwrote by D.O.C.
    Trina’s “Ain’t ****” – song/hook co-wrote by D.O.C. & Trina; (Snoop’s verse) co-wrote by D.O.C. & Kurupt
    Twista/Mobstability’s “Mobstability” – co-wrote by D.O.C. & Twista
    Ice Cube’s “Once Upon A Time In…2″ – co-wrote by Ice Cube & D.O.C.
    Ice Cube’s “Roll All Day” – ghostwrote by D.O.C.
    Ice Cube’s “Until We Rich” – (Ice cube’s verse) ghostwrote by D.O.C.
    Bone Thugs’ “This Ain’t a Game” song/hook co-wrote by Trey Songz & D.O.C.; verses co-wrote by Bone Thugs & D.O.C.
    Snoop Dogg’s “Boss Life” – co-wrote by D.O.C., Stanley Benton, & Akon
    Snoop Dogg’s “Round Here” – (Snoop’s verses) co-wrote by D.O.C. & S. Benton
    Snoop Dogg’s “Imagine” – co-wrote by D.O.C., Snoop, D’Angelo, & Dr. Dre
    Snoop Dogg’s “That’s That” – (Snoop’s verses) ghostwrote by D.O.C.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    While interesting, what did that have to do with the topic, Boom?

  • Silky Slim

    Co-sign, Eboy.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Ice Cube’s “Roll All Day” had to make D.O.C. a TON of money from the Dodge commercials it was in. Damn.

  • B. Long

    Reporters need to be cussed out from time to time. Kids are gonna hear it sooner or later anyway. It sounds like she made a small mistake by using that kinda lang. but come on. I thought my Mom was a saint too until someone messed with her kids. Non Story.

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  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    B. Long, if it was one of the SLAM guys, I doubt any of the commenters here that put the female writer on blast, would be so kind to Little Miss Sunshine.

  • http://www.myspace.com/linkstigatorkevin Kevin Wilson

    I’d be a little pissy if people were hunting for me too.

  • Jess

    thats embarassing…I agree with Eboy..Kobe AND his wife make it so easy to hate them…

  • http://www.rubensborges.wordpress.com Rubens Borges

    she married kobe, qhat do u people expect?

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  • B. Long

    @Eboy: Thats because Slam writers are to busy writing stories about basketball and not what time Kobe’s kids eat breakfast. She messed up by cussing in front of the kids but if people constantly put my personal info in the public, especially since she seemed to trust this woman before the article, I would be pissed too. Its kinda like that movie, Thank You for Smoking, except less sex.

  • http://myspace.com/mrdyalekt d.Y.

    Exactly Rubens. By the by, most of those “ghostwriting” reveals are in the “duh” category, and a number are wrong.

  • http://www.ballerblogger.com Brandon Hoffman

    She’s still fine.

  • rav

    this is what you get for marrying someone from a snoop dogg video…

  • WhaHuh

    I am shocked to hear Bugs Bunny had a ghost writer

  • http://www.truthismygame.com/ Kevin

    she’s pretty hot.. but i’m gettin the same “insane” vibes that Doug Christie’s wife gives me somehow…

  • when

    when everyone start blame the media for being the media she knew what she was getting into marrying kobe soo i dont feel srry for her

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    did you write into SLAM HQ under the guise of a 13 year old Heat fan?? Check the third letter in the Dwight Issue..?

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    “We’re getting Mike “the beat Beasley”….yes, yes you are.

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    Kobe’s choice of wife just makes it even easier to hate Kobe – The two of them seem to be a match made in heaven. And Kevin “insane” people are better in bed so that might be on of the only things Mrs. Bryant has going for her, sure as hell isn’t her lingustical skills.

  • Lz – Cphfinest3


  • Lz – Cphfinest3


  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    Damn – none of them look right.. U know what I mean; B!tch can´t speak..

  • NZ Baller

    @BOOM: 90% of that list is WACK anyway.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hemantsbeats what

    Wait, so we are supposed to be surprised that the likes of Diddy, Jermaine Dupri, and Bow Wow use ghostwriters? What insightful information is coming from you next? The Hawks should have picked a point guard over Marvin Williams? Kwame Brown is a bust?

  • tealish

    While this news boring and the wife is obviously pyscho, this isn’t something to hate Kobe about. The feeling is sympathy. I sympathize with the fact that his money and fame make it virtually impossible to find a real girl and that’s how you end up with hot retards like Vanessa. I’d make it work though…

  • andrew

    tell me will smithz miami isnt ghostwriten cuz will smith is in my top 5 rappers alive

  • Slobodan Chutzpah

    That list might have been the most awesome non-exposé in the history of the world. I mean, is there even one ghostwriting credit on there that surprised anyone in the slightest? Or anyone that even matters anymore? Diddy? Foxy Brown? Lil Bow Wow? Who cares?