Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 at 8:00 am  |  141 responses

SLAMonline Top 50: Jermaine O’Neal, no. 42

The definitive ranking of the best players in the NBA today…

by Marcel Mutoni

Jermaine O’Neal deserves better than this.

For a guy who’s been named to the All-Star Team six times, averaged a double-double (including two straight 20 and 10 campaigns) for three consecutive seasons, was named to the Olympic squad in 2004 (only to bow out due to *surprise, surprise* injury), garnered serious MVP consideration once upon a time, and who famously (and hilariously) impaled the face of an obnoxiously drunk Pistons fan, Jermaine O’Neal deserves better than to be ranked as the 42nd best player in the League.

Due to injures, his SLAMonline Top 50 ranking tumbled by 19 spots since we last partook in this exercise.

Not to say he should be ranked higher – if anything, he’s probably ranked too high all things considered. I’m talking about what he once was, which of course, hardly anyone still cares about.

The only thing on people’s minds are the missed games and the nightmarish way in which his career in Indiana came to an end. The engaging interviews, the social awareness, the man’s irrepressible joie de vivre are all figments of the past.

To give you an idea as to just how bad this man once was, a few years ago, no one would’ve blinked if you informed them that O’Neal is owed a gargantuan $44 million over the next two seasons. That is a lot of scratch for anyone; it’s an insane amount of money for a player who, by his own admission, has competed against the best on Earth with just a single fully-functioning leg for the past couple of years.

(Forget the money for a moment. Seriously, would any sober League exec take O’Neal right now over any of the guys currently ranked below him – with the possible exception of Marcus Camby?)

Jermaine O’neal will turn 30 years old next month; Bryan Colangelo is gambling heavily that – thanks, I suppose, to poutine and cheap Canadian cigarettes – J.O. will suddenly find the fountain of health in a Raptors uniform.

The popular GM is also banking on the possibility that going to Toronto is the best thing that could’ve happened to Jermaine O’Neal’s career at this point. Otherwise, he and Colangelo will be spending a lot of time together, grimly shopping for designer suits.

Jermaine and his gimpy knees will no longer be asked to be the go-to-guy (and his reaction to this inevitable fate will certainly be something worthy of close observation); Toronto is nowhere near the basketball pressure-cooker that Hoosier Country is; the Raptors are a good Eastern Conference team that will make the Playoffs and, if the stars correctly align, could even win a series next May.

All J.O. has to do is stay relatively healthy (read: participate in somewhere between 65-75 games), grab a few boards, block the occasional shot, hit a couple of turnarounds per night, find the shooters on the perimeter when the defense collapses on him, and play nice with the media. He manages to do all of that, and he’ll be golden.

To see such a gifted player reduced to a shell of his former self might make the rest of us feel depressed, but if he can put together a relatively healthy (and productive) 2008-’09 campaign, Colangelo, his trusted bean counters, and the passionate fans of Toronto won’t need to sweat that minor detail.

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  • http://joeloholic.wordpress.com Joel O’s

    Probably Philly, the Wizards, & the Heat or the Bulls might get a low seed if the rookies are as a good as advertised. Atlanta looked really inspiring in the playoffs but losing Childress hurts bad. And I doubt D’antoni can work his magic that quickly with this Knicks bunch, but if he of all people could probably harness that bunch better than anyone else.

  • FLUXLAND

    The same can be said about TO. Even if they make it – they will have another 1st round exit. And, at the end of the day, we are not talking about a team that’s a chip taking threat… so does it really matter if the make the show or not? They will be a doormat.
    Also, I don’t know how quickly I am sticking a fork in a Detroit team.. that is their MO. Say something and they slap you. Plus they got Kwame… now THAT is a chip taking move!!

  • FLUXLAND

    Agree with Joel.. I am not dismissing Washington in any way and I would have thrown ATL in that initial mix..but losing Josh changes things IMO.

  • Fresh

    This is really fun because I had Jermaine O’Neil at 43 on my list. But on the real he would be way higher if he had been healthy the past couple years I hope everyone knows that. But Jermaine O’Neil is a very talented player offensively and defensively. His forte may on be on the defensive end where he is a stellar at blocking shots. What makes O’Neil shot blocking ability to beautiful besides athleticism and good timing is his ability to block with either hand. O’Neil has many allocates and he might look to regain some of those now being healthy. Even though Toronto is Chris Bosh city (or maybe still Carter) looks for him to maybe out shine CB4 because he is just a more dominate player when healthy.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Yep, Detroit is done. What jokes they are.

  • Bruno

    hahahahhahha @ Jukai’s ginobili post
    man, your “strict” sense of humor really makes me laugh
    manu out of the 50????
    hahahahaha nice.

  • FLUXLAND

    Joel, some other food for thought: all this talk about JO is nice and dandy… I want to know how much confidence you have in a no name and a scrub backing up Jose and what do you think
    burning him for 34 to 42 minutes a night will do to him, by say … Aprilish?

  • http://sdfjkl.com Jukai

    I hope your helmet is on right now Bruno, I don’t want you to laugh yourself into a wall and hurt yourself

  • http://joeloholic.wordpress.com Joel O’s

    Well as a TO resident I think they’ll be fine. I didn’t like the direction where the Raps went the last year or two, stockpiling Euro/shooty small forwards to complement a star pf who’s at his best where he can use his mid range jumper. A no-name scrub might be backing up Jose Calderon, but Jose Calderon himself was a no-name guy to non-Raptor fans until just a season or two ago. I dunno, maybe I’m being too hopeful. Is Darrick Martin still with the club? He’s a pretty decent reserve journeyman guy.

  • crazylee12

    I will be at most of the Raptors home games this year(whether it be working the bar or as a fan), and my hopes are cautiously high for this squad.
    If JO can stay healthy we’ll have 2 LEFT HANDED bigs who could average close to 20&10, plus a few assists(kick-outs, to eachother, or to a slashing wingman) and a block or 2 and a steal.
    Jose is gonna be on point at the point, and I’m optimistic about Roko Ukic having some good back up moments amongst his rookie struggles.
    Kapono is gonna light it up from long range when defences collapse on the bigs, and perhaps Bargnani can do some of the same(if he gets some of his confidence back, cuz despite his struggles last season, the dude has a pure shooting stroke).
    Losing Delfino was, IMO, a big hit to the team, but I still think that the Raps can secure the 5th spot in the East, giving them a chance to make it out of the first round.

  • http://its-mitch.blogspot.com/ Paps

    I’m cool with J.O on here. I don’t think T.O. will be a doormat come playoffs. 3 East teams are solid Boston, Detroit and Lebron. What J.O brings healthy or not is an experienced, gritty player who’s been through everything. He can help this club loaded with green and finesse players get over the hump.

  • http://www.nba.com/celtics/ Moose

    Paps, its boston, detroit, philly, and kinda atlanta, cleveland and toronto.

  • white castle

    jermaine has a big forehead

  • http://www.truthismygame.com/ Kevin

    i would take Jermaine O’Neal over David West if i were only to consider this next season, in all honesty. maybe i’m dumb, but i think Jermaine at the low 40s is a good spot given where he is at in his career.. in his hayday, he’d be a regular top 20 player.

  • http://joeloholic.wordpress.com Joel O’s

    “Injuries lowered Jermaine to a level where he is below everyone else”.

    JO put up up 13 ppg, 6 rpg and 2 bpg – in *just* 28 minutes a night. From 2006-2007 to 2007-2008, JO’s minutes went down by a fifth. His bpg went down by a fifth. His maintained his assists per game with 7 less minutes. His scoring and rebounds went down by slightly more – about 30%. My point? Considering he played a lot less minutes, he’s nearly the same player he was 2 years ago.

  • http://its-mitch.blogspot.com/ Paps

    Moose, Philly and Atlanta had a good run last year but I will not say there a solid club until they can do it again. The Hawks could be brutal again because there the Hawks and Philly has new faces but how good they will be is still unsure. That’s why I think there’s only 3 solid east clubs.

  • The Biz

    Jo’s forehead alone needs a spot on this list

  • overtime

    @Joel O, great another number comment, but besides that, the point that J.O can’t play those amount of minutes anymore. He is still talented, but you can’t argue that he is a former shell of himself, and that while he might just edge on2 the top 50, he’s herefor more of what he did in the past than what he’s going to do

  • http://www.nrl.com.au Money Bill Williams

    white castle: in the photo the ball is waaay bigger than his head too. did you see that one?

  • http://fjsdklf.com Jukai

    Moose: Atlanta lost Josh Childress this year. The majority of the east has gotten far, far better. Exactly how will Atlanta make the playoffs? You know Boston, Detroit, Cleveland, and Orlando will make it. Washington’s top three of Caron, Jamison, and Gilbert are probably going to be there. Toronto probably will squeeze in with or without JO’s help. Phili will be deadly with Brand in there. That leaves ONE SPOT for Atlanta. Do you think Atlanta will be better than the Wade + Beasley + Marion combo in Miami or Chicago’s rejuvenated squad under Rose? Not a chance, in my mind.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    I would definitely put him hire, had it not been for his rather tragic injuries. Pretty good placement, though. The Toronto Raptors have a good squad this year. Anthony Parker is so underrated, but he DOES have the skills and the work ethic to be the go-to shooting guard when the going gets rough for the twin towers. With Jemario Moon at the three and Jose Calderon running point, they have a very good starting line-up. Definite contenders of the East. This is the best I’ve seen my Raps since the good ol’ Carter days, before of course, Vince Carter devolved. My Knicks on the other hand……. uhh.. Lets just say I hope they improve, really I do. And my Rockets, well, they are going to dominate this season, surprise all the doubters, mos’ def.

  • andrej

    raptors gon be sick in the post no one will stop em

  • overtime

    Chicago are not rejuvenated in any way. All they have done is added a very talented guard to a team all ready laden with guards, plus an unexperienced coach

  • Josh

    Jermaine O’Neal is Chris Bosh in a couple of years.

  • http://www.nba.com/celtics/ Moose

    @ Paps: the sixers added an all star power forward, something sorely missed from their system, who is definitely going to be high up on this list. second of all, younger guys (thaddeus young, louis williams) are getting more experienced and improving. i see no reasons how the sixers could be worse than last year.

  • A-BOI

    I’m sorry, J-O’Neal shouln’t even be ahead of any of the other guys already listed, not a single chance. Sure he was a 20-10 guy 4 years ago (key word “4″), but he hasn’t been somewhat relavent for at least a couple of years. To put him ahead of Josh Smith and Monte Ellis is just wrong.

  • http://its-mitch.blogspot.com/ Paps

    I like Philly as a team. All I’m saying is I think there’s only 3 for sure, definite solid east teams. The rest are pretty good to pretty bad.

  • niQ

    JO BETTER LAST NOW THAT HE’S IN TORONTO. that is all.

  • http://slamonline.com Lakers rule Cavs suck

    This guy should be higher than 42. He’s a si time all-star. He’s very underrated and he does not get enough respect. The All-Star game has th 24 best players in the league, so he was one of the top 24 playes in the league 6 times! not to mention he hd two twenty ten seasons. Ths guy would probably be around 37th on my list.

  • SP3

    behind boston`s KG-Pierce-Allen,
    and Detroit`s Billups-Hamilton-Sheed

    I Think Toronto has the 3rd best trio in the East Bosh-Calderon-O`Neal

    By the time the season is done don`t e surprised if Toronto moves up to number 2 on this list.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hemantsbeats what

    Co-sign TADone. Would you really take JO on your team –right now– ahead of Josh Smith, Monta Ellis, or any of the other people who are ranked below him? I wouldn’t…

  • rob stewart

    Why is J.O. pictured holding the old new NBA ball?

  • Jeter

    JO will fit well with the Team Bosh because he won’t be the main cog. If he can recovered from past injuries and just be a decent remnant of the player that he usd to be, this will be one of the best moves of the summer. Because he can be the defensive anchor. And you still can’t just leave off him on offense. The raptors will be tough enough to contend for homecourt for the East. If only they can change the Angry Barney logo and their “too-serious-Dinner-type-looking” jersey.

  • j-smoov 5

    Risky choice…

  • Teri Mah

    On nba.com the poll was who will win the east and the fans voted cleveland first and other was second im guessin other means raptors or washington maybe philly but this is gonna be a crazy year for the east

  • derek

    he probably doesnt need to play as many minutes as he does in toronto. That might lighten his load

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  • http://sdfjkl.com Jukai

    what: I would. Monta Ellis is injured and may never come back to full strength and J-Smooth sucks.

  • B. Long

    Since I’ve been a fan since his Jailblazer days I hope he gets healthy and gets a playoff berth in Toronto.

  • mitch

    he should not be that high. I don’t even think he played a game last season.

  • Zabba

    FOREHEAD.

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