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Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am  |  146 responses

Charlotte Bobcats Season Preview

A Pretty Kitty Production ft. Steamy Lady

We continue previewing the Southeast Division with the Charlotte Bobcats. You can read past previews here.

words and music by BETCATS

This Land is Your Land (Bobcat Ultra Mega Remix!)
Original song by Woody Guthrie, remix by yours truly!

These Cats are your Cats, these Cats is my Cats
From California, to the New York Island
From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters
These Cats was made for you and me

Ever since the Hornets left town, there was an empty space near my lungs. Something was there. The Hornets took it from me when they left. It was my heart. When they left after the 2001 season I felt like I was gonna die. I was only a young gun at the time (4th grade), and life could not have been worse. She walked out on me, that Hornet girl did. Went to New Orleans and didn’t even bother to send a post card or call. I knew that this void could never be filled. I vowed never to love again. That was premature, then a young, steamy lady walked into my life, that lady was a feisty orange and gray cat, named Charlotte, Charlotte Bobcat.

In 2004, she walked through the door. I knew it would never fill the void that occupies the place where my heart was, but she could be like a pacemaker, not a real heart, but good enough to keep me alive. I went to the Champs at Crabtree Mall, bought an orange tee with that fierce Bobcats logo on it. A new relationship was formed, I knew things were going to get rocky, but once I jump into things, I stay through the good and bad.

Fast forward. The 2008-09 season is about to start. Many things have changed, although how good these changes are can be debated.

Here is a look at players by position, and what I think about each one.

Coach

Larry Brown — Damn, I thought he was done coaching, after the whole Knicks experiment went totally wrong. But Mike (and the UNC connection) decided to give Larry another chance. Even though I have nothing against Larry (OK, I do, but that’s not why I don’t think they should have hired him), Paul Silas publicly said he wanted to be coach of the Bobcats and it would be a ‘dream job’. If anyone dreams of the Bobcats, they should automatically get the job.

Center

Ryan Hollins — So much potential, great backup, can be a valuable bench contributor.

Nazr Mohammed — A very underrated player, and was a huge asset to the team last year. Even though we had to get rid of Walter ‘Fabio’ Hermann and Primoz ‘The Slovenian Gangsta’ Brezec, he was worth it. He probably won’t start if Sean May is healthy, but will start if Sean May starts to visit Hardee’s and eats seven thick burgers a day again.

Alexis Ajinca — We wasted a FIRST ROUND PICK on this guy. He was a BENCH WARMER in the FRENCH LEAGUE. (When I am yelling at you, I use cap locks.) Larry Brown liked him so much in individual workouts (1-on-0) he decided to draft him. Why? Who knows why, Larry Brown did it, so it will fail.

Power Forward

Emeka Okafor — He just got a HUGE contract (about the size of his forehead), and so he may not give all the effort he did last year. On the other hand, if his numbers start receding (like his hair line!) then he will probably be traded, because the Cats were not happy to give him that contract.

Sean May — STOP EATING, PUT THE DAMN TACO DOWN. NOW!!!

Othello Harrington — Occupies a roster spot.

Jermareo Davidson — Had a decent rookie year last season. He will need a coach to help him develop, and it wont be Larry Brown.

Small Forwards

Gerald Wallace — One of the NBA’s elite small forwards, he will prove all the doubters wrong this year. He loves to hustle, has great work ethic and always gives 100 percent. Last year an idiot by the name of Sam Vincent made him play power forward. He did as he was told, and got numerous injuries. Larry Brown is not that type of idiot, so Gerald will be at small forward all day.

Jared Dudley — Lots of hustle, great rebounder, offensively challenged.

Shooting Guards

Jason Richardson — Led the NBA in three-point shots made last season. He is a great player, highly underrated and would be an NBA All-Star if more people got a chance to see him. He can shoot, he can defend and he is a two-time Dunk Contest champ. What’s not to like?

Derek Anderson — On team because he wears Jordan Brand shoes. No other purpose.

Shannon Brown — What can Brown do for you? Nothing, we already have too many shooting guards.

Matt Carroll — Former D-Leaguer, hustles, not good at driving to the basket, is very important to the team.

Adam Morrison — Haters be dammed, if Morrison comes off the bench for 10-15 minutes a night, he will be able to score in bunches. Will have a Leandro Barbosa-like role on a team that can utilize him. The Bobcats aren’t that team.

Point Guards

Raymond Felton — Needs to calm things down. He is our point guard. He might not think that since we used a high first round pick on somebody who plays his position, but that is because Jordan sucks at drafting. He can score, he is an average defender, and he is an above average play maker. Still has time to reach his full potential.

D.J. Augstin – I love D.J., but the Bobcats really don’t need him. Larry Brown hates rookies, and even though D.J. will most likely become a better NBA player than Felton, he needs a coach who can love him as a rookie. That’s not happening this year because Brown is in town. Have fun on the bench!

To put an end to this thing, my relationship with Charlotte Bobcat will never end until she ends it. If she moves out of Charlotte, fine…it will be over. If she keeps giving me false promises of getting better, then turns around and does crazy things like hiring another Sam Vincent or drafting another Alexis Ajinca, it will be over.

If she turns into a WNBA team and trades for Mike Miller, Brook and Robin Lopez, and keeps Alexis Ajinca, it will be dunzo. I am patient in relationships, and maybe it will pay off. For the prediction part, I am saying 82-0 on my Cats. That’s right 82-0. Because if I don’t have hope that there will be better days, my relationship with the Bobcats will be done, just like this article.

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  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    first. undefeated, huh? haha, good work, BET.

  • Ken

    Is Othella Harrington really still in the league?!?!

  • matt the jazz fan

    adam morrison will have a barbosa-like effect. interesting. i’d have used a shooter on the celtics bench as comparison, rather than a lightning bolt of speed on the phoenix bench.
    speaking of which, i really really hope that gerald wallace plays for d’antoni some day. they’re made for one another. marion without the b!tch!ng.

  • FLUD

    “(about the size of his forehead)”…HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (when I use block capitals it’s because I’m laughing real loud) nice

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com DP

    One day I will make it on here but until then my boy BETCATS will hold it down. good work kid.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    BET is my hero.

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Oh, and because he didn’t want to say it, i’ll say it for him, The Cats will win about 39 games.

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Great work my man. I remember you being upset when I did the cats preview last year. You were the much more appropriate previewer. And nice work by eboy as well: 35-40 wins for this bunch sounds exactly right.

  • arthur

    great piece!

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Two compliments in two days by Mr. O? I’m honored. Thanks Ben and thanks to Ryne for giving BET the task.

  • Chad

    Felton and DJ together, two , too many guards, I see some trades with these boys…Sean May really start POWER forward for these cats, come on….He’s still dreaming about Nick Welch from Air Force flying by him :)

  • Sparker

    what was really interesting about them last year was that they schooled the champs whenever they played. they’re long, athletic, young… much like the hawks (another tough team for boston). too bad larry’s bound to turn them into a half-court team that focuses on defense

  • scott

    Nice article. 40 wins for the Cats and maybe just maybe a playoff spot. Jason Richardson is M.I.A. in the Slam top 50.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    My cousin lives in the neighborhood that Richardson grew up in, so much respect to him. LB usually does good with underachieving teams, so he’ll probably get them slightly improved. However, I don’t see the playoffs in their future. I’d say 35-38 wins sounds about right. Good stuff, BET.

  • http://coco-vents.blogspot.com Co Co

    I saw them last nite. I like DJ. He’s adorable. Not that it matters, but I’m just sayin….. I think a Larry Brown coached Charlotte team has a very good shot to make the playoffs. They have some good pieces. J Rich, Gerald Wallace and Okafor. If they can manage to stay healthy they should be competitive.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Thanks for reading it. I figured that if i was going to predict a winning record, what better than 82-0?

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    i am cutting class to talk to yall, just like last year!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    and anyone who thinks i could soberly put my team down for another medicore 9th/10th seed season is crazy. Since i am not nostrodamus or BETsrodamus i can have as crazy predictions as i like. In the real world i am saying between 35-45 wins, depending on if they buy into Larry Brown’s system or not.

  • Shu

    Hey BET, playoffs?

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Shu: not just playoffs, NBA Finals! Pop bottles!!

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com H to the Izzo

    I stopped reading after seeing “So much potential” after the words “Ryan Hollins”,I’ll resume after I get over the shock.
    -
    Good stuff BET.

  • Froggiestyle

    see? now that’s a fan :)

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Ryan Hollins does have potentinal. YOu probaly didnt see him play last year. He could be good one day.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Izzo, he will not suck one day. Wait and see.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    can i comment?

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    i can!! Anyway, thanks for all the love everybody. I am glad somebody likes my work besides me.

  • Cupcake

    This is the best preview by far. The bobcats are now my second favorite team.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Much appreciated, BET. The Okafor and G-Force bits were priceless. Oh, and I thought your local mall would appreciate the love. :-)

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Thak you. Cupcake is a intellect!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    and thanks for the pic of the Champs Ryne. i was their this weekend picking up some stuff.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Khalid Salaam

    Bobcats= ZZZZ

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Khalid= xoxoxoxoxoxox (no homo)

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Bobcats>Sixers Raleigh/CHA>Philly

  • http://www.where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    I’m so glad they let BET do this. Congrats little homie.

  • http://dyalekt.com d.Y.

    Can’t cosign that last comment, but this is the best season preview yet, and the best prediction…. probably ever.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    d.Y. sassing me will lead to little more than me being extremly flattered.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    B.Long, your new blog is dope on a rope. Now i dont have anything catchy to make fun of you for. d.Y.- i am not Nostradamus, Blackstradamus, or BETCATStradamus so i am not gonna waste times and give you the generic 50 wins thing lots of other previews have said (but they are all good)

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    hoot hoot

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    well i have 2 comments in moderation, so i wont say nothing else till somebody else does

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    and now they are no longer in moderation!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    wow only 41 comments? i was expecting to break 50. Oh well.

  • http://www.where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    @BET:I heard that you have a picture of me looking very buff on your blog. I’m really not in that great of shape anymore. Now ya got 42.

  • Chukaz

    Why is there a season preview for the Bobcats? If I were the person in charge of making the NBA schedule, I would leave the Bobcats out to see if they get the message. NOBODY WANTS YOU BOBCATS!!!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Chukaz, you returned to say that?

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    45 comments + this preview + my G-State preview = eternal happiness

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    i

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    have

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    the

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    50th

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    comment

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    b@st@rd

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    any thoughts on the content of the preview James?

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    Well its pretty good … i actually didn’t know you wrote articles for SLAM. Its pretty impressive being in high school and all … my question is can YOu actually ball? lol

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    Let me e-mail you and ill shoot you my facebook

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    o and that picture … should’a been done with a black background!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    broham, when i am not on here i am doing 1 of 4 things: 1. Church 2. Girls 3. Hanging out with my boys 4. Balling on the court or Ballin at the mall. Thats the truth

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    broham??

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    thats my word. Get with it or get out.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    as for facebook and myspace and AIM i have a rule. SLAM stuff stays on SLAM, real life stuff stays in real life. Nobody on SLAM has my facebook or myspace and nobody is gonna get it. My personal space is my personal space. You dig? Ya dig?

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    lol ight Broham … do you have a blog and sh1t?

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    I dig … i just ahve a ton of ball players from all over on my facebook!! you any good?

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    my site, my link. Hold the SHIFT key down and click my name. And yes i am good. But i am from the playgrounds and rec. leagues, no High School time wasting dream killing sh!t for me.

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    Well i have a big tattoo on my back … like BIg lol. It says Hoop Dreams. Goal is to play over in italy or somwheres. Play for Canada now but i never played high school ball or nothing!! im getting old though son, 22 now!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Well sh!t man, just go and get some try outs in at some Canadian Basketball team, then hope some forgien scout spots you, you get to ball in Europe, dream lived.

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    Well actually i play for Canada now! And iw as suppose to be in Belgium in one month, and Lithuania for the worlds in April … but i tore my ACL lol. So im getting ready for surgery still!!! i have my boy in italy right now, he says its easy to make teams out there. Its all about team work and passing!! It would be dope to play ball for a living!!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Well do it man. Much respect for you and i admire your hustle.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hemantsbeats what

    Hahaha great preview… y’all ain’t bout to take the Hawks’ playoff spot though

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    It sucks though man … with the military thing, rehabilitating my knee, and training everyday, coaching, and doing Steve Nash/Raptor ball … its so ahrd to focus on MY things 100 percent. My have to live with getting the biggest black woman i find to have a child with me and feed him basketball knowledege and know how and live the dream through him lol!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    ?

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    ??

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    ???

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Here, man.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    supa fly!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    whats going down in bean town?

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    nuthin much. gettin cold, bank of america pavilion lookin lonely. boston in the fall is great, though.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    cool.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    the leaves are still green and its upper 80′s all week here

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    yeah. it’s mid sixties for most of the day, but at nite it’s gettin upper thirties.

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    We are getting snow friday i think … Ontario … yo BET, im reading your sh1t on you blog. I think im going to start a BLOG brother. How do you do it? Do you have to pay?

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    go to freewebs James, it is pretty easy. Moose, have fun with that

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    what the hell are you doing Moose?

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Yeah, it’s worth it. Remember, Boston>>>>>Raleigh. You guys got some nice mountain bikes, though.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Raleigh>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The world Raleigh>>>>>>The solar system.

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    OMG BET, that girl with the DOLPHINS jersey …. cot dammmmmm!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    she is a le$bian p0rn star James, you cant have her

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    But Boston>>>>>>Raleigh, so you forgot to put in beantown in there.

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    Im’a have to chat her up … i have game for a white boy!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    lol, white men cant jump

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Moose, stop lacing your weed with PCP. Raleigh>Boston Hurricanes>Bruins Mudcats(minor league team)>Red Sox NC State>Boston College ….>Celtics

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    lol im 5″9′ and onc emy knee is better ill put money up i jump over you!! lol

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    BET, who are the Boston Hurricanes???

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    ^coo coo en la cabeza

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    No, it said Raleigh is better then Boston, Hurricanes are better then Bruins, Mudcats are better then Red Sox’s, NC State is better then Boston College, …. is greater then the Celtics

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Whatever you say, BET. We all know the truth.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    yeah, what i say IS the truth

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    yall need to join my forums, i want to get them cracalacking!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    click “Talk Basketball with BET” and become part of history

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Balla

    lol if i click it, and i start a blog, i expect a click back my son!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    alright, if you want to write for the Cats Meow hit me up at Cowcluper@aol.com james. Moose, offer is still on the table.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    i am -O-U-T-

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Goodnight to all and to all a good night. Join the forums!!!!!

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    BETCATS, I will take you up on that offer. Don’t worry, i got a piece due any time now. Rite now I’m writin the t-wolves preview for bachi, look for it later.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    alright. Join my forums! Join my forums! Join my forums! that is all

  • Bro D.

    Quit hatin on Ajinca, you suck at talent evaluation.

  • Bro D.

    Ryan Hollins, great potential my ass. He’s a feudal serf’s Tyson Chandler. Oldfella Harrington and DA are not playing for this team anymore (I’m not a fact checker).

  • Tonnaay

    Betcats THESE CAT SUCKS add that line to ur song.

  • Bro D.

    Wallace is an elite SF alright, can’t shoot, can’t read defenses, no handle, can’t jump without coming down with a concussion. Pretty elite, yes sir. Yeah, I’m hating on your preview, big whup, wanna fight about it?

  • Bro D.

    I’m a ‘Cats fan btw, the only reason I’m so critical.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hemantsbeats what

    ATL >>>>>>>>>>> Raleigh >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Boston or any other northeast city

  • leslie yeung

    lmao put the taco down now haha nice article

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Bahahaha Co-Sign Tonnaay. Larry Brown might actually be what the Bobcats need, believe it or not. They need someone who can teach them discipline. Well, I’m going to refrain from commenting on this one.

  • Gaz

    That was an absolutely horrible article.
    It was basically a combination of biased thoughts and personal opinions, uneducated predictions, and a bunch of terrible try-hard jokes and puns.
    Even Hursty possibly could have done a better job than this (with emphasis on the word possibly).

  • http://www.mybleedingfingertips.blogspot.com/ Myles Brown

    “Paul Silas publicly said he wanted to be coach of the Bobcats and it would be a ‘dream job’. If anyone dreams of the Bobcats, they should automatically get the job”

    If there’s ever a SLAMmy for best two sentences in a preview, I nominate BET.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Ahahaha @ what: Raleigh > Northeast city, are you joking? You’ve got to be kidding.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Hey Teddy, you are from Canada. Go shoot at a deer and drink some maple sirrup while watching dougley do-right cartoons and doing prescription drugs that make you say “Aye” and “soory”.

  • Gaz

    Couldn’t think of any mildly humorous puns in response to what I said hey BET?
    Or maybe your still trying to muster up one….

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Gaz, i didnt even read your comments. Random @ss commentors like you dont even matter.

  • Gaz

    HAHAHA well you obviously did read my comment seeing as you just responded to it.
    HAHAHA Thats all you could come up with, just lying and saying you didn’t read my comment???
    HAHAHA that’s nearly as pathetic as your article.
    And I’m not a random @ss commentator, I just don’t waste my entire life posting on a website for a frgn magazine.
    Try leaving the house mate, you might find that you like it out there. And you may even make a friend!

  • Gaz

    ^^^^And that is all directed at BETCUNTS^^^^

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Look, Ga(y)z, i am flattered you love me so much to come at me and read all my comments, then get dissapointed when your name doesnt appear in them, BUT you just arent special to me. I have done nothing to wrong you, your arguments have no substance, so i will not waste time giving you a ‘smart a$$ comment’ because you are not taking it from the a$$ via me. I am sure one day, you will find your special somebody, but it wont be me.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    and Bro D what planet are you from?

  • Gaz

    Gee they were some great comebacks there BETCATS, just the usual gay taunts. Next you will probably say something about my mom…
    Of course your not gona be my special someone, because I wouldn’t be able to find you seeing as you spend you entire life inside, and posting comments on a website for a fkn sports magazine.
    Oh and Ga(y)z…. well let me just say that has to be some of your best work right there.

  • Gaz

    Bro D > BETCATS

  • Gaz

    I’ll take a stab in the dark, and guess that Bro D is probably from planet Earth, BETCATS.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Ga(y)z, i am glad you are so emambored by me that you think that i spend all my time here, talking to you. I am sorry but that is not the case. The reason my Myspace, Facebook, AIM Chat Name, MSM Email address, and everything about my personal life is not on here, is because this is not my personal life. This isnt part of my life. I just post on here and try and have educated basketball disscussions with other people. If you are trying to win on the old “BET has no life argument” you are going to loose. Countless SLAMONLINE haters have tried it, they all know the truth now. You sir are the one with no life. You pop up on my Bobcats article and now serve no other purpose than following me around where i comment and lob bad insults at me. Maybe you are mad because i never paied your mom child support, maybe you are mad i never taught you how to ball, because Ga(y)z i am your father.

  • WOOOZE

    And there is the joke about my mom, just like a predicted.
    You need some fresh air man, sitting at the computer 24/7, for who knows how many years, is really starting to get to you.
    BTW if you had have left the house, and gone to school once in the past decade you might have realized that gayz isn’t actually a word…
    Pile of dog poo > BETCATS

  • WOOOZE

    BTW I changed my screen-name, let’s see what absolutely hilarious puns you can come up with for this name.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    (L)OZER, how are you doing today. You are obviously in love with me. I am not a homo, but am extremley flattered. I am happy you are changing your name and trying to make yourself an important part of my life. I am enamored yet creeped out at the same time.
    Love,
    BETCATS

  • WOOOZE

    Your still on the gay jokes BETCUNTS?
    Gay jokes/people > BETCATS

  • Gaz

    ^^^^^^^ I agree ^^^^^^^^

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Gaz, you and wooze are the same person. Go vote for John McCain and leave me alone, or i will bust your b@lls with words more harmful than sledgehammers.

  • Gaz

    hahahahaha sledgehammers???
    Bring em on BETCUNTS!!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    you are still here? You are still reading this. I have took time to read all your ‘comebacks’ and they are nothing more than meer questioning of my comments. Why should i ‘bust your b@lls’ like i orginaly promised if you cant think of any good comments? Unless you just want some action, but i clearly stated i am not g@y. If you really wsnt me to continously assult you, just respond to this comment, and my fun will signal your demise. End of fancy duel statement.

  • Gaz

    hahahaha your still checking back to this article to see my comments????
    Man, I didn’t think it would be this easy to get to you BETCUNTS!!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    get me? you got me? what? you aint got nothing little man.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    where is your season preview? where is your blog? oh wait, it doesnt exsist.

  • LJ

    where are your friends? where is your girl? where is your life? Oh wait, none of those things exist.
    Too easy BETCUNTS!!!! you just keep walking right into em.

  • LJ

    and yes I’ve changed my name again BETCUNTS

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    LJ, i already said, i dont link my life to SLAM because SLAM isnt my life. Like the man Stephon Marbury said “You caught up in basketball. Get caught up in life!”. And i got more girls now than you will have ever.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    and what does LJ even stand for? How about Lonely and a Junkie?

  • LJ

    Nup incorrect, as usual BETCUNTS. Is that all you could come up with in response to my comment??? just an extremely non-humurous anagram for my name???
    C’mon man maybe open some curtains or something in your house and let some light in. You will be surprised how much inspiration there is outside.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    LJ i an strait up slaing you and all you say is how i am not doing it? Where is your life? You say i dont have one, but why does yours revole around me? i have seen 0 comments by you or any of your other alter ego’s on this site. So i have no life, yet your life is revoling around saying that i dont have a life? So are you in the negative department as far as having a life goes? Yes, yes you are. Fu(k you, fu(k your mom, and fu(k my spern for creating you LJ aka El G@y, Gaz aka Gayz, and Wooze aka D!ck Su(ker. IF you got a problem with that, come at me and say how you ‘made me mad’ because i am not mad. This is fun to me, having a little b!tch like you to yell at. Good way to relive all the stress my real life has. Thanks for that man. You my b!tch, remember that.

  • Gaz

    ^^^hahahahahahaha I don’t even need to respond to that sh!t, you get worked up too easy man. Go get some fresh air or exercise or just leave the fkn house!!!!!

  • Gaz

    Go on then BETCUNTS, relieve all the stress from your “other life” on me.
    It must be pretty stressful having to walk from bed to the computer, and then back again in one whole day!!!
    Sh!t man that is stress-fkn-galore right there.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    I know right! and i gotta walk to school, walk home from school, do my homework, fu(ck my girlfriend, fu(k your girlfriend, and pay for it all too.

  • Gaz

    hahaha cuts me deep, and BTW you pay for $ex???
    I know, stupid question, it’s not like you actually get any anyway.

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