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Tuesday, October 7th, 2008 at 9:00 am  |  37 responses

Luke Walton’s Stalker Wanted to Marry Him

by Marcel Mutoni

Last season, Luke Walton had to worry about more than just keeping Phil and Kobe happy; he literally had to sleep with one eye open because he was being stalked by a deranged fan (who claimed the two were supposed to get married).

A 34-year old woman was arrested last month and charged with stalking the Lakers forward. After months of harassment, Walton finally decided to get the cops involved after she made a menacing gesture towards him. From the OC Register:

“It’s bananas,” said Walton. “I’ll be going to sleep at night and just randomly look out the window. Just to check. Just because. She has been out there at 12:30, 1:30 in the morning. She would park outside my house for hours and hours.”

“I would drive out, and I would see her peeking through. It would suck, because I know I’m leaving my home, and I know she’s still there. What am I supposed to do? Is she planning on breaking in? Am I going to come home one day and she’s sleeping in my bed? Is she going to steal my dog?”

As wild as that story may be, I’m actually surprised it doesn’t happen more often. The world is certainly not lacking crazies.

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  • Froggiestyle

    I’m more surprised he’s not the one doing the stalking. Who’d a thunk a dead-head offspring is hot? We need pics of this stalker …

  • andrew

    Isn’t that what stalkers do? Want to marry the object of their obsession?

  • andrew

    Froggie – he must seem more attainable than the rest of the squad. Which begs the question, why not go for anyone on the Clippers?

  • http://nbaukfan.blogspot.com/ mat smith

    what is the world coming too when luke walton is getting stalked? get some stalking taste women!

  • andrew

    from the same article:

    Here are a couple posts from an Internet message board about Walton:

    From Karin: “I LOVE LUKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! HE IZ THE SEXXIEST MAN ALIVE !!!!!!!!! I WANT HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM……. OMG IF I DONT HAVE LUKE I WILL KILL MYSELF!!!! I LOVE U LUKE.”

    From Luke’sgirl4ever: “wow those eyes that adorable smile. every time i see Luke dribble down that court i totally melt. i have been a Luke Walton fan for a while now and i want to meet him so bad and go on a date w/ him. we would be perfect together.”

  • http://theghostofroyhobbs.blogspot.com Mo Charlo

    He’s just so dreamy! And he’s got the hook up to some sweet greenery.

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Has he had his dog stolen before? What a bizarre thing to worry about.

  • Squirrel7

    I think I may need a new keyboard, I spluttered Diet Coke all over it after reading his fears for his dog!

  • http://AllAbout-Penis-Enlargement.com Jukai

    This is really stupid. I, for one, will make sure to drug and kidnap Luke and bring him to Vegas to marry him, not just sit outside his house.

  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    It’s actually not 34 years old woman. It was Britney (Spears).
    This was all just a PR move

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    hahahaha!! Thats too funny. Poor Luke.

  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    Then again, it was the female version of Starbury

  • Sparker

    i get followed by women all the time, and i promise you, it can be a drag

  • airs

    what a dream boat, sighhhh….

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    who stalks Luke Walton? And if somebody appreciates him that much, then why didnt Luke marry her.

  • jay

    this is breaking the stalkers’ code of conduct,on so many levels. the lady is obviously an amateur.

  • http://www.sprint.com/sero Dma

    it doesn’t matter if you guys think luke walton is hot or not. he’s a celebrity; there are bound to be crazies out there. maybe lamar odom sicced the girl on him so luke would want to be traded?

  • Nathalie

    ohhh luuuuke walton i want his bones!!

    he could be lying…lol

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    “officer, she wanted to r@pe me! R@pe me!”

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    Shawn Marion is pissed because no one is stalking him.

  • G-O

    Lol is she going to steal my dog

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Apocolypse.

  • http://www.myspace.com/hemantsbeats what

    Next stalker target: Slava Medvedenko

  • KA

    luke: dad, i think somebodys stalking me. bill: really? thats terrible! just, terrible!

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    She wanted the last known pair of LA Gears.

  • Jacob

    Who the hell would stalk Luke Walton? That would be like stalking Anderson Varijao haha

  • http://www.linkedin.com/in/prcasey Pete Casey

    Definitely Bill in a wig trying to live vicariously through Luke.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    LMAO @ jay

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    Just saw a pic of the stalker on Deadspin. Pretty sure that was my elementary school lunch lady. She was that creppy.

  • http://cedricalvinezyahoo.com cedric

    im a hug laker fan,but seriously luke walton sucks why couldnt he be like his father.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed/dacre Dacre

    Sparker says:
    i get followed by women all the time, and i promise you, it can be a drag
    ________________________________________________
    YOUR MOM, TELLING YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM UP DOESN’T COUNT DUDE!

  • http://ethosstrategygroup.com Patrick Lok

    no love for ashton korver?

  • mittens

    that lady is probably the only luke walton fan in history

  • real deal

    does anyone have a picture of this chick?? was she at least hot??

  • http://www.BethanysLittleDiary.blogspot.com Beth

    stalkers are not supposed to be hott!

  • becka

    you just don’t here women being stalkers, but now I guess you do.

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