Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 at 8:00 am  |  323 responses

SLAMonline Top 50: Dirk Nowitzki, no. 12

The definitive ranking of the best players in the NBA today…

by Todd Spehr

You see Dirk was no. 12 on SLAMonline’s Top 50?

Yeah, I saw it.

What? No good?

Him? The 12th best player on the planet!? Do I need to mention the guy is as soft as Weichkäse, he disappears in big games, and most notably, no one has suffered more postseason humiliation in recent history? That hardly screams ‘12th best player in the world’ to me.

Well, just so you know, playoff humiliation for superstars isn’t confined to Nowitzki. Hakeem Olajuwon lost six out of eight playoff series’ between the ages of 24 and 30 (’87 to ’93); Shaq has been swept six (!) times; McGrady has taken playoff impotence to new levels; VC never tasted a conference final minute; KG hardly had a glittering postseason résumé pre-2008. And was, individually, LeBron’s 2007 Finals performance any better (or worse) than Nowitzki’s of 2006?

But Dirk’s last three playoff series’ have been nothing short of horrendous: Six minutes from a 3-0 lead against Miami in ‘06 (only to lose four straight), compounded by a mixture of general fear and 38 percent field-goal shooting; being on the wrong end of the biggest upset in NBA playoff history to Golden State in 2007, with Stephen Jackson taking permanent residence in Nowitzki’s sub-conscience; and last year’s meeting with New Orleans, where a David West glove-slap to the subdued German was the only moment, other than a 4-1 Hornets win, worth noting. Sound like greatness to you?

By that rationale, if we’re judging Nowitzki by his playoff performances, why don’t you look at the prior two series’ he was in? His ’06 WCSF performance against San Antonio was arguably the most efficient by a forward in the last 20 years, not to mention he made the biggest shot of the series (in Game 7), and did it against the best defensive team of the decade. He broke open the ’06 West Finals against Phoenix with a 50-point game in Game 5. For the record, he averages 25, 11 and 3 lifetime in the playoffs, and he ups his stuff in every major category — those numbers don’t lie.

So isn’t that why we get disappointed when he plays soft? And what about his “off” season last year? Surely that effects his position on this list.

Well, had this list been taken 12 months ago, he would have been the current MVP, and his position would’ve actually been better. But while his still-gaudy numbers (23, 8 and 3) were below the standard we expect of Dirk, a closer look at his splits shows he put up 25 per alongside Kidd while shooting 50 percent from the floor, 48 percent from threes, 89 percent from the line — just look at those percentages again. And we have to put this in perspective: His team did win 51 games in a loaded West while playing for the strictest micromanager since World War II (Avery Johnson), and Nowitzki still managed to earn second-team All-NBA honors, so I bet there are plenty of guys who wish they’d had an off year like that.

Statistics, statistics, so what? He’s just another soft Maverick forward who scores a lot of points … he’s no different to Mark Aguirre or Jamal Mashburn.

You want a statistic that matters? Try this on for size: In the 10 years prior to Nowitzki, the Mavs won 30 percent of their games; in the 10 years with him they’ve won a shade under 66 percent. Isn’t that why we play? To win? And to compare Nowitzki to those guys is an insult. He’s far and away the greatest Maverick ever, Ro Blackman included. Yeah, he’s had his share of disappointment, but name a superstar who hasn’t? Too many people look at the Nowitzki based on popular misconceptions — he’s soft, he doesn’t show up in big games, he bitches out teammates — without taking into consideration the things he actually does.

How can you justify him? His legacy may be permanently tarnished, and he’ll always be held back by the aforementioned shortcomings.

If he retired today, Nowitzki would comfortably slide in historically alongside Iverson, Barkley and Karl Malone as title-less MVP’s who took their teams to the Finals for brief fleeting periods, had incredible numbers for a decade-plus, all while playing their own unique style. I’d say his legacy will be just fine.

Well, I’m still not sure he earned that MVP…does the date March 14, 2007 mean anything to ya?

It does, and it was probably one of the five best regular season games ever, but how can one game decide an award that is based on year-long performance? How easy it is to forget: Dirk Nowitzki won an MVP. They don’t give those out by accident.

So a seven-footer whose go-to move is a fadeaway isn’t soft?

Just because Nowitzki shoots his at the top of the key, does that make it any different to Olajuwon’s? Credit where credit is due. With the possible exception of Bob McAdoo, there may have never been a better jump-shooter at his height than Dirk. And for what it’s worth, there’s a distinct uniqueness to his game that makes him stand out, and love it or loathe it, for better or worse, it has made him one of the best players of the last 10 years, hands down.

Even without showing an ounce of toughness?

He came into the league a non-rebounder, and now he’s a rebounder — how many guys can you say that about? What about during his first postseason (2001) when he had his front tooth knocked out in an elimination game against the Spurs, came back, dropped 30 and led his team to victory? There’s not a number that quantifies how many times he’s rolled an ankle, left the game and managed to play again the next night. Vince Carter would be out at least two weeks. (OK, bad example.) You’re also forgetting the off-court adjustment; dude came to the US when he was 20, played as frightened as he looked, sucked it up, got better, became an All-Star, and turned into the first Euro-born MVP.

Well, I guess he wasn’t Uwe Blab.

True. And you can’t forget that he just might be the best European ever.

But at no. 12? Really?

Yes indeed.

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  • Caleb

    @jk… right, and that’s flawed logic.

    @Nadia… maybe, maybe not. But in fact it’s probably safer to bet on the Spurs making it past the first (as usual) than the Rockets… even with Artest

    So – Spurs, Hornets, Jazz, Lakers. Just like last year.

  • Nadia Christos

    @kostas…:pes ta re alani!!!

  • Nadia Christos

    i agree that these four teams are the safest pick.

  • Caleb

    It will never happen – but I would totally support a scrapping of the current conference based playoff system and changing it to the six divisional winners plus the other 10 teams with the best records regardless of conference.

  • scott

    There is no way the LA Clippers are making the playoffs. Davis, Camby and Kaman all have nice histories of being injured. Plus this is the LA Clippers nothing EVER goes their way.

  • scott

    I don’t think San Antonio is going to be a top four seed out West this year. Manu is going to miss too much time. They would be one team you wouldn’t want to play in the first round if Manu gets healthy.

  • Nadia Christos

    @scott…:i agree but it seems to me very interesting to see who is going to score against a Caman-Camby combo. Anyway,Dallas propably will make it, i think Dirk is too good by himself to lose the party…at the same time this once happened to the great Hakeem(top-10 all-time) so it won’t be held against him(don’t worry jk_…).

  • http://twentythreenine.blogspot.com Russ Bengtson

    anthony freaking peeler popped kg and chris childs gave kobe a two piece and melo slapped mardy collins then ran away but dirk is a b!tch like no other right i get it

  • scott

    Deep burn.

  • Nadia Christos

    @Russ…:peeler,childs,collins…those guys ain’t sportscenter material,most guys don’t even know they are bball players,what were you thinking..??!! (i still remember Zo’s block on Peeler though..)

  • fluxland

    kg ran away from zaza and STAT.. thats triple bitch.

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    You know what, Russ… You’re right. I totally double-standard’d (yes I’m making up verbs) Dirk on this one. I’m letting my profound dislike for the man cloud my assessment of his manhood. (no amaechi)

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    that wasn’t even sarcastic.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Anthony Peeler>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Nadia Christos

    Breaking news!!! Panagiotis Aggelopoulos is about to make a 60$ million offer next summer to Kobe. (3 years ,180!!!). Let’s see…

  • speedy

    This was a very nice read .
    I will always have respect for him and his accomplishments.

  • Stephanie

    Khalid is a coward. I’ve never read so much ignorance over the internet. Dirk will accomplish more than you ever will in your sad lil ignorance filled life, Khalid. So stick that up your hater pipe and smoke it, chump.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Nadia where are your sources on this? Stop the blasphomey, this isnt the National Equierer or ESPN, its SLAM

  • Nadia Christos

    Don’t worry about my sources pal…although i agree my BOOZER story was more funny (and the source is 100% reliable). I knew on Amaechi since 1997 .

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Boozer story?

  • Nadia Christos

    @BETCATS…:BOOZER article(no 19),OCT 6,3:36pm.

  • Nadia Christos

    NOAPTE BUNA TUTUROR!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Nadia i am not gonna read over all the comments in a 159 comment filled section. I will just take your word for it

  • ciolkstar

    man, the comments are just retarded now. Kinda glad I don’t come around anymore. Freedarko and fantasy football/basketball keep me occupied. And just in case pepole still haven’t figured it out: The rankings don’t mean sh!t

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    ciolkstar we value the work the slam staff put into the rankings more than the rankings themselfs.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    BETCATS!!! Still there?

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Forgive me if I’m wrong, but didn’t scott’s idiotic @ss have Dirk at around number 7? Eww…

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Moose!!!

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    and Teddy you are correct Scott’s ‘idiotic @ss’ did have Dirk at #7, but dont give him no bother he is just misguided, but a decent person.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    what’s good, my man?

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Anyways, this is way too high for Dirk. I would rather have Ginobli, Yao Ming, Tracy McGrady, David West, Allen Iverson, and even Melo.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Moose, bring this party to my Bobcats preview, i need to beef up the comments in this. Teddy, i agree that Yao, Ginobli, and Iverson should be above him, but respectfully disagree with David West (who is from my city of Raleigh), TMac, and Melo over him.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    aight. i’m there.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Also, SLAM is the best B-Ball mag, but I co-sign ciolkstar @ 6:42 pm about the comments section. Seriously how the hell is Chris Kaman the only person in the NBA capable of making a Yugoslavian ball club.. What the hell are these guys talking about?

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    Yeah, and on top of that we got dudes complaining about it instead of making it better!

  • http://www.where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    We’ve missed you ciolkstar. Now I don’t have any Spur fans to make fun of. You were the only one young enough to work the internets.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    ^.L. .O. .L.

  • http://dyalekt.com d.Y.

    Boo all of you. This is Dirk, the deutsche Kobe. How a guy who’s been to the finals without his MVP PG and sings Hoff songs at the line could be the other most polarizing NBA baller is beyond me, but it is what it is. I expected all out war. 500+ posts by now. At least Nadia and Khalid got into it. C’mon people, I’ve got a hurricane on the way. I’d like to see some squabbling before my power goes out.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    i can pick fights like certain Bears pick noses

  • davidR

    haha khalid.. i’m a warrior fan so i loved watching dirk get crushed. f*ck no i’m not his lover, i’ll leave that open for dudes who like the sex and the city movie (ahem, khalid). but most of this dirk hate is unwarranted.

  • Caleb

    So… who’s next? I’m thinking Paul Pierce?

  • AI’s #1 Fan

    Best article so far in the Top 50, Todd. Can’t believe Dirk’s ahead of Iverson, though. Come to think of it, can’t believe Melo was ahead of Iverson as well!

  • brian

    paul pierce should be next

    if wade is not top 5, this list is flawed

    1. kobe
    2. lebron
    3. paul
    4. wade
    5. KG
    6. duncan
    7. amare
    8. deron williams
    9. dwight howard
    10. steve nash
    11. paul pierce

  • MeloMan13

    @ Russ: Melo didnt “run away”, he was just tryna size out jeffries (who is also a pussay). if anyones a bitch its nate robinson because he chased Melo and realized he didnt wnat it so he ran back

  • Tonnaay

    Ahead of MELO and AI this list sucks

  • Todd Spehr

    To whoever stated that Fat Lever is one of the greatest Mavericks ever – that is wrong, he tore his knees up bad in Dallas. So he’ll just have to settle for being the greatest Nugget ever

  • Leon

    The best article in the top 50 so far, Todd. Too bad Dirk’s ranked ahead of Iverson. Come to think of it, can’t believe Melo was ahead of AI either!

  • Dean

    Great article.
    WunderDirk is my man. He should have been higher, considering his loyalty to the German national team and the honors he got in FIBA tournaments.
    He’s in my all-NBA first team this season too.

  • fluxland

    I will throw in 100 bucks to see Kobe bounce. Sweet Lord, let this happen.
    @Melo – PA lease! Melo backpedaled 90 feet.. he was sizing up the exit doors.

  • Whatever

    If Dirk’s big criticism is not having post season success then he is ahead of Melo.

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