Saturday, November 15th, 2008 at 2:07 pm  |  26 responses

Being Batum

A fictionalized look into the French rookie’s mind.

Tres bien!by Aggrey Sam

They said I was the next big thing out of France, taking this Tony/Ronny/Boris/Pietrus thing to the next level. A lottery lock in ’08, the scouts said. A lot of good Americans coming out that year, Michel Beasley, Monsieur Mayonnaise, Monsieur Rose, the one they call Amour. But I held my own against them in an All-Star game. Basketball is basketball, no matter quelle langue you speak.

Still, I was only 18. I played another season in France and thought I did better. My numbers said so, the critics didn’t. They said I was passive. Inconsistent. Not strong enough. In reality, I had a target on my back. The older players didn’t want me to live up to the hype against them. I had injuries. I’d say my season was…comme ci, comme ca.

Anyway, I figured I’d test my stock in the Draft. Then, it seemed like NBA teams didn’t really want me. I didn’t want to be a second-round pick. I would rather stay in Europe. There were rumors I had a heart defect. A lot of teams backed off, but Tony’s team wanted me. Turned out that Portland drafted me before they could.

I didn’t know a whole lot about Portland, but the team had some good things going for it. They had the No. 1 pick in ’07 and he got hurt for the whole season. He probably felt a lot of pressure. I could relate. They had the Rookie of the Year the season before that. He was an All-Star last year. Must be a pretty good player. Rudy and Sergio from Spain play for them. I’ve seen those guys play since we were young. At least they have a couple other guys from Europe.

I hear they might keep me in France for a few more seasons. The team has too many good players and I won’t play. I’ll show them I’m good enough in training camp. The coach likes defense. That’s what he did best when he played. I’ll find my spot.

These guys are all young, like me. A lot of guys play my position, but I’m getting some playing time in the preseason, even started. I really can play at this level! Who knows, maybe I’ll start in the regular season, too? At least I know they won’t send me back to France. We don’t travel on these nice planes and stay in these nice hotels (with no roommate) in Europe. If my friends in Paris could see me now.
Actually, they might! We played the Lakers on TV on opening night. But Coach didn’t start me at the beginning. He tells the local media it was a last-minute decision, but I’m a little disappointed. It is the Lakers and Kobe, on national TV. But after Greg gets hurt, I can’t feel bad for myself. Poor guy.

Batum vs. TMacCoach starts me against Houston! I’m guarding Tracy McGrady. It’s a dream and a nightmare, all at once. But like always, I hold my own. I’m starting to get comfortable. After playing the superstars I used to dream about playing night after night, I just have to play my game. Now we’re in New Orleans (it’s nothing like the city named Orleans I know), playing against the Hornets and Chris Paul. I do an okay job against Peja (although he used some veteran moves against me a few times) and even though I struggled on offense, I hit a three and I was active. We ended up losing a close game at the end, but I’m happy Greg played well.

Rudy and I talk about the game. Chris Paul is even better than I thought. Rudy said he could tell after the Olympics. Damn my underachieving national team. Wait until 2012. Now a reporter wants to talk to me? I didn’t even play well. My publicist must be good at his job. I’ll talk to him after I get dressed. Okay, here we go.

“It’s nice,” I tell him when he asks me about starting as a rookie (what does he expect me to say?) “Last year, I come from France, now I’m in starting lineup in NBA.”

“Coach Nate, it’s a great team,” I respond to a question about how I’ve been able to adjust. “Coach comes talk to me every time. He just tells me play your game.” And Flight school.when in doubt, pass to LaMarcus or Brandon, I want to add.

“More everything,” I say when he asks about the difference in play. That’s the best way I can put it. Now he wants to know about Coach Nate’s deathwish for me by matching me up against the best small forwards in the League?

“Last year I was watching them on the TV, you know,” I say. “For my first start, I had to play against McGrady, then guys like Kobe, LeBron, Carmelo.”

“Amazing,” I tell him, when he asks about the travel and my new lifestyle in general. That’s true, but I’m thinking about the entire experience, the future of this team, my potential role on a championship-winning team down the line. Maybe I’d better say it in my native tongue.

Tres magnifique.

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  • 5mooth

    First!

  • Brian

    Nice way to present the facts about an under-recognized player. Good writing.

  • john

    second!

  • who cares

    PEOPLE WHO POST FIRST AND SECOND SHOULD BE BANNED… DUMB ASSSSS

  • http://www.slamonline.com James The Baller

    third

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com/ Moose

    Nice piece, Aggrey. I think Batum was a steal; he’s got a nice shot and gets the job done. Monsieur Mayonnaise, the one they call Amour. Nice. Tres bien ecriture, j’aime beaucoup. Beginner’s French, sorry if it’s wrong. :)

  • souss

    Tres lol tout ca tres lol

  • http://www.slamonline.com Tanny

    A steal for sure. His athleticism eas the main reason he was prospected a lottery pick last year, and he hasn’t even showed that yet as he’s mostly knocking down open jumpers. I think this guy can be really good as he already has the fundamentals down.

  • http://www.jukai.blog.com Jukai

    Next T-Mac right there!! But he’s not gonna turn out like Gerald Green! I can tell you that! Book it!

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    Je suis très surpris par l’impact de Batum aussi tôt dans la saison. Je ne croyais même pas qu’il allait être dans les 12 joueurs habillés. Il est très actif, va au rebond offensif et, surtout, un très bon défenseur. J’ai hâte de suivre sa progression à Portland! Ultimement, je le vois jouer le rôle de Bowen alors que Rudy ferait comme Manu en venant du banc pour marquer des points.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    i found this entertaining but why is it fictionalized? The real Batum cant be that hard to get a interview with.

  • http://slamonline.com RV

    Bet, he barely speaks english, an interview with him would be mainly “yes” and “no”, real short answers, etc.

  • http://www.freewebs.com/betcats BETCATS

    translator? Your boy Yao had one, and his translator was pretty damm entertaining, i am sure Batum could find some English/French guy who is entertaining and will speak for/about him.

  • Kev

    Nice post, one of my friend just did a documentary on Batum and his path to the NBA draft. It just has been released here ( in france)…Anyway he’s a good player, maybe there’s a lot of competition with Rudy Fernandez or Travis Outlaw, but they’re really complementary.

  • http://where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    Very nice.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com/ Moose

    BET: Sign me up.

  • MC3PO

    If Batum’s half as modest and decent as he comes off in this fictionalized piece, then he’s got my admiration.

  • http://www.sprint.com/sero Dma

    watching this guy every night is awesome. shoot, watching the blazers every night is a gift in itself. i like this guy’s hustle. it’s going to be tough when Martell Webster comes back. keep starting Batum? Start Webby? Trade Travis? In Pritchard we trust. PRITCHSLAP!

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    i so dislike the spanish national team players (especially whinepau) but Ruuuudy is BALLING on that Blazer team. Much respect for that. Batum as a starting SF was quite a surprise, but the guy is playing his heart out, hardly any mistakes in that rockets game and other games i’ve seen so far.Good to see coaches are more willing to depend on rookies be it out of necessity or just talent based. (Eric in Miami, Nellie and even Skiles.) Time for the Larry Brown’s of the Nba to take heed.

  • awesomepossum

    those trailblazers are loaded.

  • jaywhy

    i have to say this anytime an article related to the Blazers is posted…

    BAYLESS DESERVES SOME PT!!!

  • http://deceptivelyquick.blogspot.com JackBrown

    Tayshaun 2.0

  • ab_40

    nice post

    and if he can become a player a la t.prince with the aldridge oden and roy core some teams will be in big big merde

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com.au Hursty

    The Blazers are in some serious trouble after the next two or three years when all the players start getting extensions and leaving their rookie contracts. Re-siging all the major pieces to acceptable contracts will be an issue (imo).
    The core is going to have to sacrifice $ for the long term in order to get a legitimate shot at a ring.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com.au Hursty

    I dont really see Batum as the next Prince though…

  • GeeO

    After the next couple of years when these kids are going to ask for fat contracts, I don´t see a problem. The owner is willing to go deep into luxury tax to make it happen and the core 5-7 players should all get huge contracts. These are Roy, Aldridge, Oden plus whoever from the rest that steps up. i hope it´s going to be Rudy, Batum, Bayless and Webster (he already has his extension).

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