Thursday, November 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am  |  36 responses

Hair Definition

Following history, this could be Melo’s time.

Melo...much better.
by Todd Spehr

For you folks who love symbolism, Carmelo Anthony’s decision to cut off his cornrows was much more than just a hairdo change. In this his, what, third (?) This Year Is Going To Be Different campaign, Melo had his trademark locks snipped in favor of a more serious look.

It’s important to note this “change” in Melo, because if we’re honest with ourselves, that’s what we want him to do: Change. Not the way he looks, or the way he dresses, or necessarily the people he hangs with (although his off-court troubles make this debatable). We want Melo, the player, to change. To unleash his talent over an 82-game marathon instead of serving it in periodical doses–extend how he played in college and for Team USA.

While owning a statistical compilation through five seasons that is the envy of any 24-year old, Anthony’s footprints aren’t yet in the sand. He hasn’t given us anything defining as a pro; a season, a playoff series, or something concrete that we can hang on to when his detractors (and there are a few) wage battle on his status.

The closest Melo has come was the first six weeks of the 2006-07 season. He was averaging 31, 6 and 4 for the 13-9 Nugs, but then he slugged Mardy Collins, got suspended, and by the time he came back he’d not only lost his rhythm, but a large chunk of his looks on the offensive end to newly-acquired Allen Iverson. Anthony hasn’t come close to that level since.

Worse yet, as one-third of the holy trinity from the 2003 Draft crop (along with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade), Melo is the one trailing. If LBJ or DWade were to quit tomorrow, they’d have still given us enough as pros where we could live with their laurels. Can’t say that about Anthony. Not yet.

Back to the haircut. Why even bring it up? Because Anthony has acted on a promise. He said during training camp that things will be different, and this is different. If you think hair is just hair, you’re dead wrong.

Prior to the 1976 season, Pete Maravich went away from the wispy mustache and flowing mop, trading it in for a clean-shaven, conservative look; he started throwing chest passes, making fundamental plays and was named First-Team All-NBA.

Pistol...we liked the stache better.

Larry Bird cut off his blonde road-kill mullet for the 1988 season. He responded with a 30-9-6 season and by far the greatest shooting campaign of any forward ever.

Larry...we never liked whatever you had.

MJ went with the bald look in 1989, and put together his forgotten masterpiece–it was sandwiched between his first MVP and the subsequent Bulls dynasty–playing the point for Doug Collins, averaging darn near a triple-dip.
MJ...baldness calls.

Steve Nash lost his locks for the 2006 season, and started barking at teammates, having guilt-free high shot-attempt games, and saw all of his talents concurrently peak.
Steve Nash...got an itch?

Don’t say losing the hair means nothing.

And so the planets align for Anthony. Losing the ‘rows may have been one thing, but taking sole possession of the Nugs’ offense is another. With A.I. gone, and Chauncey Billups arriving, Denver basically traded a guy who takes 19 shots per for a guy who takes 11. Melo is suddenly firmly entrenched as the Numero Uno gunner. When he wanted to honor Barack Obama by busting the Warriors for 44 the day after the presidential election, he instead should’ve said, Screw that, I’m dropping 44 on everyone this year.

So it’s time to fulfill a destiny–that’s right, Melo has destiny. When you consider that he was born in May of 1984, the very same month that the two best to play his position–Bird and Bernard King–engaged in arguably the most competitive mano-a-mano playoff duel ever, you can’t help but wonder.

Also, I’m just waiting for the day where it occurs to him that the act of scoring comes easily; Anthony might want to make use of this, as his mid-range game is unparalleled, his post-game untapped. And this season presents a new challenge: Denver isn’t expected to make noise this year, so if they do compete with Melo leading the charge, it could indeed have a defining feel. Better yet, if they were to steal a playoff series, then the epitaph gets re-written.

The old Melo might have gone with the ‘rows, and there’s something defining about that.

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  • BETCATS Posted: Nov.6 at 11:24 am
    wowza

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Nov.6 at 11:26 am
    Todd likes Pistol Pete a lot. :-)

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Nov.6 at 11:28 am
    Oh, I guess Kobe goes against convention here as well…

  • Allenp Posted: Nov.6 at 11:31 am
    Melo needs to hit the boards and defend. If he does those things, particularly hitting the offensive boards instead of leaking out, he will be unstoppable.
    I’m not counting on it though.

  • Scott Posted: Nov.6 at 11:32 am
    By this theory, Busta Rhymes’ “The Big Bang” should have been one of the greatest hip-hop albums of all-time… But here’s hoping the best for Melo

  • what Posted: Nov.6 at 11:55 am
    haha @Scott

  • Anton Posted: Nov.6 at 12:06 pm
    Kob should bring back the mini-fro/goatee

  • TADOne Posted: Nov.6 at 12:09 pm
    I can’t get used to Melo without his rows.

  • B. Long Posted: Nov.6 at 12:16 pm
    Melo looks like he just got out of class at Oak Hill. I like it.

  • WhaHuh Posted: Nov.6 at 12:41 pm
    He struggled against the double teams last night though. He played as a point forward and was double teamed all the way up the court. Billups cannot come soon enough

  • Gerard Himself Posted: Nov.6 at 1:00 pm
    I’m getting bald but I still suck playing basketball, damn it. I’m very good watching it though.

  • Gerard Himself Posted: Nov.6 at 1:00 pm
    hm, reading back my post, and suddenly I realize why I’m single.

  • einstein Posted: Nov.6 at 1:02 pm
    Melo: 1st style
    Pistol Pete: 1st style
    Bird: 1st style (classic :) )
    MJ: 2nd style
    :D

  • Jukai Posted: Nov.6 at 1:12 pm
    Someone was bored to write this all out

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Nov.6 at 1:34 pm
    Bosh > Melo

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Nov.6 at 1:40 pm
    Bosh, too, did the reverse and grew his hair out.

  • tealish Posted: Nov.6 at 2:17 pm
    Why do we think he’s so amazing? Or has all this untapped potential. Maybe he does, but maybe this is what he is. He’ll always get his 25ppg which is not bad at all. That said, he’s the 4th guy I’d want on my team from that ’03 draft.

  • Jim Mora Posted: Nov.6 at 2:51 pm
    somewhere, scott pollard is wondering what went wrong with his change of hairstyle…or was it the beard?

  • witness Posted: Nov.6 at 3:10 pm
    so why didnt rip or jermaine o’neal perform well last season?

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Nov.6 at 3:35 pm
    Wait…Rip *didn’t* perform well last year?

  • witness Posted: Nov.6 at 3:48 pm
    what im trying to say is it wasnt his best season.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Nov.6 at 4:06 pm
    Witness your answer is, cutting your hair off because your starting to go bald isnt the same as just cutting your hair off.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Nov.6 at 4:07 pm
    now my question, why does Melo look like he needs a hair cut, 1 day after cutting his hair off?

  • witness Posted: Nov.6 at 4:15 pm
    manu is going bald.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Nov.6 at 4:21 pm
    Adam Morrison is feverishly hoping this to be true.

  • [...] Ryne Nelson at Slam has infinite more insight on the matter: If you think hair is just hair, you’re dead wrong. [...]

  • Moose Posted: Nov.6 at 5:43 pm
    Oh, this is the one that Ryan Jones (or was it Russ Bengtson?) was talking about when the Adam Morrison post came up. Said that a much bigger name would be snipping, and we were guessing.

  • MeloMan13 Posted: Nov.6 at 8:19 pm
    yea i remember that moose
    i hope this is tru and Melo recks the league even worse than b4. his offensive game is so clean

  • chintao Posted: Nov.6 at 9:13 pm
    @ Boing ==> Jordan only cut his hair because he was balding.

  • Anton Posted: Nov.6 at 10:03 pm
    I wish Melo would do something illegal for me to hate him more.
    Also, Nash has emo hair now

  • Pistons Lover Posted: Nov.6 at 10:56 pm
    Melo looks better with the braids. Steve Nash looks horrible no matter what. Jordan looks better and younger with hair lol. Larry B looks bad either way. My Pistol Pete was too great, so I ain’t going to talk about him.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Nov.6 at 11:42 pm
    Pistons lover, do you think maybe mike looked younger with hair because he was, in fact, younger when he had hair?

  • Anton Posted: Nov.7 at 2:28 am
    this theory falls apart when ballers grow their hair and become better(See Iverson, Allen)

  • ♦MyKal♠ Posted: Nov.7 at 3:31 am
    Does this theory work on other hairy areas?

  • andrew Posted: Nov.7 at 4:40 am
    I am always glad when Nash and Nowitzki cut their hair. Stoner rock will never die, but it certainly does not need a Hasslehoff fan and a canadian emulating the hairstyles…

  • Jayemmbee Posted: Nov.13 at 8:43 pm
    maybe he will be also like Ludacris and Busta Rhymes they shaved the braids and they put out some of there best work ever

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