The Machine Shoot Threes, Not Chest Bump

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• namik Posted: Nov.12 at 2:13 pm
  hahahahahaha i love this team

• Boing Dynasty Posted: Nov.12 at 2:13 pm
  I thought i saw that right. Now i know.

• Bryant Reeves Posted: Nov.12 at 2:17 pm
  I’m guessing Mutoni didn’t post this

• RV Posted: Nov.12 at 2:25 pm
  LMAO..

• Tarzan Cooper Posted: Nov.12 at 2:35 pm
  yea, i laughed pretty hard when i saw that last night, mostly because he falls horizontally

• WhiteOut Posted: Nov.12 at 2:36 pm
  Awesome!

• Brandon Hoffman Posted: Nov.12 at 2:37 pm
  That’s hilarious.

• Myles Brown Posted: Nov.12 at 2:44 pm
  ROFL.

• albie1kenobi Posted: Nov.12 at 2:48 pm
  let’s not forget L.O.’s pass to him when he was standing on the sideline with his warmup in Laker’s opener. dude is hilarious.

• ciolkstar Posted: Nov.12 at 2:57 pm
  I hate this guy. Does he put something in his hair to make it look so greasy, or does he just not wash it?

• Hursty Posted: Nov.12 at 3:01 pm
  haha lmao.

• TADOne Posted: Nov.12 at 3:02 pm
  Wow.

• Cheryl Posted: Nov.12 at 3:06 pm
  LMAO. This made my day.

• Moose Posted: Nov.12 at 3:26 pm
  ROFLMAO. That was incredible.

• Jukai Posted: Nov.12 at 3:29 pm
  this would only be better if he got kicked in the face during it!

• tealish Posted: Nov.12 at 3:29 pm
  Haha, it’s just out of habit. Contact –> off-balanced flail to the ground. He’s perfected it into his subconscious. You laugh now, but come playoff time…

• Ryne Nelson Posted: Nov.12 at 3:30 pm
  @ciolkstar: You know you’re secretly laughing too.

• Ryan Posted: Nov.12 at 4:03 pm
  Tealish is on to it. Sasha just has no balance. Here I thought he was a flop machine.

• thesubwayconnection Posted: Nov.12 at 4:05 pm
  Oh man, that was hilarious. I almost fell off the couch when that happened.

• Ken H. Posted: Nov.12 at 5:18 pm
  This ranks up there with his awkward man hug when Pau dunked it on Amare last year, where Sasha jumped on to him hugging him and Gasol had to carry him around face-to-face for a few seconds.

• Both Teams Played Hard » Blog Archive » Switchblade’s Celebrations Smash Slovenians Posted: Nov.12 at 5:30 pm
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• Gerard Himself Posted: Nov.12 at 5:45 pm
  LA’s got jokes.

• mat smith Posted: Nov.12 at 6:55 pm
  Vujacic is such a fanny, yeah I said it.

• ti-sizz Posted: Nov.12 at 7:07 pm
  he’s so frail, with his long hair and weak body. can we say, girl? (assuming he shaves)

• ignasm Posted: Nov.12 at 7:13 pm
  Oh my god, I laughed so hard, tears came out my eyes… that was just hilarious!!! A must see for every NBA fan… this dude is really floptastic!!!

• Dacre Posted: Nov.12 at 7:28 pm
  ciolkstar says:
  I hate this guy. Does he put something in his hair to make it look so greasy, or does he just not wash it?
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  actually if his hair is excessively greasy its probably because he washes it too much and rinses out the natural oils that hair folicles produce and its over compensating (my ex is a hair dresser/beautician….). Either way he is a well oil-machine…
  THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN a decade….where is the next NBA bloopers video??!?!?!??!?!?!!

• Anton Posted: Nov.12 at 7:29 pm
  lol I always thought the macsheen was a douchebag, but he’s just a silly flopper

• BETCATS Posted: Nov.12 at 7:54 pm
  ROFLMAO!!

• Patrick Posted: Nov.12 at 9:50 pm
  Dacre, that was the most info Ive ever read online about hair, outside of the seborrheic dermatitis entry on wiki.

• Darksaber Posted: Nov.12 at 11:20 pm
  Amare, take note. THIS is how you fake being bodyslammed in the NBA. (and could we stop calling ol clammy hair “the machine”? Or is it something Paris used to call the guy that stuck. Jeezus.)

• Tommy Vercetti Posted: Nov.12 at 11:27 pm
  You gotta love The Machine.

• Roy Posted: Nov.13 at 12:12 am
  Hilarious…

• Reno Posted: Nov.13 at 12:18 am
  Imagine, if he twist an ankle or tore a muscle because of that fall, that’ll be the start of a “no chest bumping” clause in NBA Player’s contract

• Roy Posted: Nov.13 at 1:25 am
  I agree Reno. He kinda landed awkwardly after that chest bump.

• Will Lee Posted: Nov.13 at 8:44 pm
  GODDAMN!

• houston is where im from Posted: Nov.19 at 10:10 am
  hahaha…that sasha vu-ya-bitch…