Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 at 2:10 pm  |  36 responses

The Machine Shoot Threes, Not Chest Bump

Sasha Vujacic flops even when his own teammates touch him.

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  • namik

    hahahahahaha i love this team

  • Boing Dynasty

    I thought i saw that right. Now i know.

  • Bryant Reeves

    I’m guessing Mutoni didn’t post this

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  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    yea, i laughed pretty hard when i saw that last night, mostly because he falls horizontally

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  • http://www.ballerblogger.com Brandon Hoffman

    That’s hilarious.

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  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com/ albie1kenobi

    let’s not forget L.O.’s pass to him when he was standing on the sideline with his warmup in Laker’s opener. dude is hilarious.

  • ciolkstar

    I hate this guy. Does he put something in his hair to make it look so greasy, or does he just not wash it?

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogpsot.com Hursty

    haha lmao.

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  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Cheryl

    LMAO. This made my day. :-)

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com/ Moose

    ROFLMAO. That was incredible.

  • http://AllAbout-Penis-Enlargement.com Jukai

    this would only be better if he got kicked in the face during it!

  • tealish

    Haha, it’s just out of habit. Contact –> off-balanced flail to the ground. He’s perfected it into his subconscious. You laugh now, but come playoff time…

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    @ciolkstar: You know you’re secretly laughing too.

  • Ryan

    Tealish is on to it. Sasha just has no balance. Here I thought he was a flop machine.

  • thesubwayconnection

    Oh man, that was hilarious. I almost fell off the couch when that happened.

  • Ken H.

    This ranks up there with his awkward man hug when Pau dunked it on Amare last year, where Sasha jumped on to him hugging him and Gasol had to carry him around face-to-face for a few seconds.

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  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    LA’s got jokes.

  • http://nbaukfan.blogspot.com/ mat smith

    Vujacic is such a fanny, yeah I said it.

  • ti-sizz

    he’s so frail, with his long hair and weak body. can we say, girl? (assuming he shaves)

  • ignasm

    Oh my god, I laughed so hard, tears came out my eyes… that was just hilarious!!! A must see for every NBA fan… this dude is really floptastic!!!

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    ciolkstar says:
    I hate this guy. Does he put something in his hair to make it look so greasy, or does he just not wash it?
    actually if his hair is excessively greasy its probably because he washes it too much and rinses out the natural oils that hair folicles produce and its over compensating (my ex is a hair dresser/beautician….). Either way he is a well oil-machine…
    THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN a decade….where is the next NBA bloopers video??!?!?!??!?!?!!

  • Anton

    lol I always thought the macsheen was a douchebag, but he’s just a silly flopper

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  • Patrick

    Dacre, that was the most info Ive ever read online about hair, outside of the seborrheic dermatitis entry on wiki.

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Amare, take note. THIS is how you fake being bodyslammed in the NBA. (and could we stop calling ol clammy hair “the machine”? Or is it something Paris used to call the guy that stuck. Jeezus.)

  • Tommy Vercetti

    You gotta love The Machine.

  • http://thesportsdiaryonline.blogspot.com Roy

    Hilarious… :D

  • Reno

    Imagine, if he twist an ankle or tore a muscle because of that fall, that’ll be the start of a “no chest bumping” clause in NBA Player’s contract

  • http://thesportsdiaryonline.blogspot.com Roy

    I agree Reno. He kinda landed awkwardly after that chest bump. :D

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  • houston is where im from

    hahaha…that sasha vu-ya-bitch…