Monday, January 12th, 2009 at 10:30 am  |  26 responses

Bobcats Kindly Ask Sean May to Stop Being a Fattie

“MJ and Larry expressed to me that this is for my own good – for my longevity,” May said. “I haven’t been 260 since I left (North) Carolina. But if that’s what they want, that’s what they want. Coach Brown has been upset with me because I’ve plateaued for a while at 270.”

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  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    270? Ouch!

  • http://www.where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    Words that fat people should never use. Plateaued.

  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    P*ssy! By the way…

  • Herfdawg

    He needs some nutrisystem.

  • Squirrel7

    May finally losing some weight would hopefully help the longevity of the Bobcats’ arena floor too………………

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  • collin

    Eddy curry is next

  • http://coco-vents.blogspot.com Co Co

    Marcel you kill me.

  • RayRayJr

    Damn 270!?! He’s 6’9″! He needs to b at the most 240. As for the career longevity…he needs to lose that weight to get some decent PT so that mb some other team would give him a chance after the BETcats drop him

  • Gumdrop

    I love how this seems like a novel idea to him.

  • Son of Shawn

    Eddie Curry Version 2.0

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    They need to ask him to stop sucking as well.

  • Static

    now why doesn’t Jenny Craig open their “arms” to embrace someone like this? Last thing he needs is to gain weight to make the before and after believable

  • Joey E

    I think he gained weight on purpose ala Baron

  • http://thesportsdiaryonline.blogspot.com Roy

    “I’m not fat! I’m just big-boned!” – Eric Cartman

  • neaorin

    Put the fork down, fatty.

  • http://docfunk.blogspot.com Doc Funk

    being 260 lbs won’t help him shoot over 39%

  • underdog

    He really needed to hear this from MJ and/or Larry Brown? So far didn’t he realised he is overweight?

  • http://www.myspace.com/hemantsbeats what

    18 responses and none by BETCATS?

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    Taco Taco! Burrito Burrito!

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    Sean May to MJ: get in ma belly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Aussie Kidd

    That, BETCATS, has really, really made me laugh.

  • http://www.friendster.com/sesa Sesa

    lol @BETCATS

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Good one, BET. Let’s hope he doesn’t play Nate Robinson. He looks like a baby!

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    just ask garnett, anything is possible.

  • http://twentythreenine.blogspot.com Russ Bengtson

    Sean May hired a personal chef—Chef Boyardee.