Dikembe Mutombo, the Rockets’ Own Dick Cheney

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• Hursty Posted: Jan.15 at 10:45 am
  Can you imagine how hard it would have been to transcribe that for the journalist? lol I heart Deke. He’s a good dude. And funny.

• Tzvi T Posted: Jan.15 at 10:46 am
  Yao needs to play big on O and D; especially now that he’s battling with Tmac.

• BETCATS Posted: Jan.15 at 10:58 am
  Greatness

• Russ Bengtson Posted: Jan.15 at 11:05 am
  We need audio, especially of the Dick Cheney comment. “Hey Cheney. You still work for government?” Also, big man needs a cabinet appointment or an ambassadorship or something.

• Doc Funk Posted: Jan.15 at 11:11 am
  Secretary of Defense

• Darksaber Posted: Jan.15 at 11:23 am
  FAN-TAS-TIC. Old school african tough guy. Deke, you rule.

• Josh D Posted: Jan.15 at 11:44 am
  Well, i guess you can’t argue with the four time DPOY

• ENDS Posted: Jan.15 at 11:46 am
  Its gone be a sad two weeks when Deke retires

• ENDS Posted: Jan.15 at 11:47 am
  then comes back in celtic green! Uptop!

• Jukai Posted: Jan.15 at 11:55 am
  You don’t defend with your chest! I love Mutombo.

• Darksaber Posted: Jan.15 at 12:00 pm
  Hmm, there was a Lindsay Lohan joke buried in there… just slipped away.

• Both Teams Played Hard » Blog Archive » Dikembe Will Not Shoot Anyone in the Face Posted: Jan.15 at 12:58 pm
  [...] and knows he’s got some skulls to crack if he wants to help right the Houston ship. (via Slam) “I need to reach all of these young guys before I leave the game. I’m not done yet. [...]

• ciolkstar Posted: Jan.15 at 1:36 pm
  I love Mutombo. He’s an all time great player, character, and his advice here is right on the money.

• Mo Charlo Posted: Jan.15 at 1:50 pm
  I can’t believe nobody’s written it yet…WHO WANTS TO SEX MUTOMBO?!?!?!?!

• Roy Posted: Jan.15 at 2:08 pm
  Deke rules!!!

• Tarzan's Jane Posted: Jan.15 at 2:24 pm
  Way to be classy Mo Charlo! But for real, Mutombo is the best and he is beginning to be my favorite player, instead of who I have been liking in the past. I was thrilled to see him come off the bench the other night.

• what Posted: Jan.15 at 3:12 pm
  I can say for a fact that nobody wants to sex Dick Cheney.

• Moose Posted: Jan.15 at 3:50 pm
  Oh, the headline was deceiving: I thought he accidentally shot T-Mac thinking that he was a sleeping deer (Tracy got tired on the hunting trip), and that was why he hasn’t been playing.

• collin Posted: Jan.15 at 4:07 pm
  HALL OF FAME

• Roy Posted: Jan.15 at 4:16 pm
  Co-sign @ collin.

• collin Posted: Jan.15 at 4:22 pm
  @WHAT.
  Eddy curry might want to

• je708 Posted: Jan.15 at 4:25 pm
  Mt. Mutombo will never be conquered.

• wilz Posted: Jan.16 at 3:41 am
  I think the eddy curry jokes already got old

• the sultan Posted: Jan.16 at 1:55 pm
  may be mutumbo can try playing defense on shaq for a change. 2001 finals any one?

• Diogo Posted: Jan.17 at 8:05 pm
  Doc Funk, that’s one of the best nicknames for Mutombo. Love the quote “He’s too tall to be taking charges…maybe he’s listening to Shane.”.