Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 am  |  64 responses

The All-Star Uniforms Can Give You Wings … Allegedly

by Marcel Mutoni

Each year, for its mid-season extravaganza, the NBA and its various business partners get together and unleash a hideous set of uniforms on an unsuspecting public. After the initial shock, we grudgingly accept the garments and agree to suffer through them for an evening.

This season, the uniforms are once again sharply displeasing to the eye, but they’re technologically advanced! Supposedly.

USA Today explains:

The specially made uniforms for the Feb. 15 All-Star Game in Phoenix (the starters will be announced at 7 p.m. Thursday on TNT) are the lightest and most technologically advanced to wear. They are 30% lighter than traditional uniforms. Previously, layers of twill were sewn together, making the uniforms heavier. The new ones also allow less friction because of the reduction of seams.

The Techfit PowerWeb compression-base layer, worn underneath the uniform, can improve a player’s vertical jump by 4%, said Lawrence Norman, vice president of global basketball for Adidas: “This is more revolutionary than evolutionary. These products can help you play better.”

A 4% increase in vertical leaping ability might not sound like a lot to you, but it’s pretty considerable if said player already possesses a 40-inch vert. They might just have to raise the rims in Phoenix come February 15th.

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  • rusty

    CACTUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wilz

    4%? ya right..

  • jay

    too bad nike did this first with the usa redeem team jerseys….nike> adidas both in footwear and uniforms..nuff said!!!

  • jay

    nike did this first with the usa jerseys!

    nike> adidas both in footwear and uniforms..nuff said!!

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    @ jay: Nope.

  • LilBlue4rmthaO

    Since they playin in AZ,Y dont tha West wear they own home jerseys and the East wear away? Guess its to much like rite

  • LilBlue4rmthaO

    Since they playin in AZ,Y dont tha West wear they own home jerseys and the East wear away? Guess its to much like rite

  • Nosebleed Seats

    Heat vs. Jazz?
    Heat vs. Grizzlies?
    Heat vs. Titans?

  • pigott17

    they kick last years one in the teeth

    if i player realies on how light his uni is to jump tht would be rather sad

  • Gaz

    @BETCUNTS, One day you are going to be so lightweight that a fully-functioning human brain isn’t even needed to create a comeback to destroy you… oh nevermind BETTY that day has long since arrived.

  • Aussie Kidd

    think Gaz has some beef with BET?
    also, Nosebleed, I wish Heat vs Titans, to see Chris Johnson is the ASG!

    Kerry Collins, not so much.

  • Blinguo

    BET’s comment wasn’t flame/bait worthy at all considering that Promo commercial about the dunk contest props for Dwight Howard that is already on TV. Jameer Nelson said “no clothes, body paint.” What a great way to end a commercial. (Bad writers + Jameer actually agreeing to say it = what today’s scene kids say a lot “AYO!”)

  • Blinguo

    And on topic. East looks okay, but not worth Authentic prices in this economy no doubt. Swingman won’t be super light and thus actually flimsier, so maybe that’s a buy on discount after the game when they have to sell them on clearance. Graphics up the sides remind me of NBA Jam tip offs where you have to mash the arcade buttons to get the POWER and possession.

  • Blinguo

    *Authentic = lighter and flimsier (for say, Darko to tear up easier), Swingman = mesh like stitched tackle twill and worth it more maybe, to clarify.

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