Wednesday, March 18th, 2009 at 1:54 pm  |  34 responses

Jury Duty for Kobe

Oh, alright. Go ahead and make your jokes.

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  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne


  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    Oh wait, he is on the other side. Never mind.

  • Carsonist

    “Kobe Bryant Sent to Court for Good Reason”

    Wow, can’t get much better than that.

  • http://where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long


  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    I thought this was pile on Kobe day?

  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    Poor guy.

  • http://www.kicksonfire.com Anton

    Should be sentenced to community service so he could pick up the pieces of his life on the side of the highway.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQEmmgDl9I Boing Dynasty

    Lebron’s jury is more clutch and better at finishing at the rim.

  • Josh

    @Boing — it’s funny ’cause it’s true …

  • http://sfdjilf.com Jukai

    When MJ went to do jury duty, he had VERY similar headphones. And if you think I’m comparing MJ to Kobe, you’re missing my point.

  • L33tSauce

    Another white woman? Oh… Jury duty… Nevermind.

  • http://ittakesanationofmillionstoholdthissac.blogspot.com ciolkstar

    lol @ these comments

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    its easy to get out of jury duty, just show up in an executioners outfit with an axe whilst yelling “OFF WITH HIS HEAD”. they will send you home, guaransheed.

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    (.Y.) duty…oh, I mean jury…

  • Melo&JR-Tdot

    @Jukai: are u suggesting that theres a possibility that Kobe is a copy cat?? cuz if so, i agree %100

  • truthteller

    I’m serious! You need to get kicked right in the forehead by someone wearing timbaland boots!

  • http://slamonline.com Melo&JR2daRaptors

    @Jukai: r u suggesting that kobe is a copycat??
    if so, i agree %100

  • Nate James

    haha in lebrons commercial he was a lawyer. so again lebron out does kobe.
    haha so now also lebron will eventually r@p3 2 white women.
    lebron 2 kobe sill 923712804713084732847.

    haha it wont let me post if i dont use an @ and 3.

  • Jackie Moon

    Kobe Bryant, upstanding American citizen.

  • Ned Mahony

    Zingggg!!! Tarzan and Anton.

  • https://twitter.com/TheDiesel Anton

    Juror: “Sup Kob?”
    Kob: “Not much man, bored as hell.”
    Juror: “Yeah, same. So you think she’s guilty?”
    Kob: “Man I don’t care, I got my own problems.”
    Juror: “I hear ya. Hey, just between the two of us…would you hit it?”
    Kob: “If she said no I’d still hit it.”

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    you know…if you were also on that jury…AND you disliked the Lakers you’d keep a ‘hung jury’ going till AFTER the playoffs, wait and just keep going nah i cant decide…don’t they have to stay isolated from the rest of the world till the verdict is passed and they can then go back to normal activity…like that movie.
    no playoffs for Kobe?

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    employee: “Boss, you’re not going to believe who I saw while I was at jury duty yesterday…”

    boss: “Why are you wasting my time with this? Who was it?”

    employee: “Kobe! It was Black Mamba, in line for jury duty!”

    boss: “What? Get out of my office. I don’t believe you were even at jury duty, Smith. I bet you took the day off so you could party on St. Patrick’s Day.”

    employee: “But boss, look, I have pictures on my cell phone…”

    boss: “Get out of my office, I’ve heard all that I need to hear. Go clean out your desk and see if Kobe Bryant is over in line at the Unemployment Office too.”

  • nastierthanyou

    At least now he can finally start really stackin cheddar

  • http://kb24.com Bigi


  • http://sfdjilf.com Jukai

    I hope he doesn’t blow the verdict call like HE BLEW THE 2008 NBA FINALS AGAINST THE CELTICS

  • The Seed

    These comments suck, get off of Kobe nuts folks. Kobe was not charged and the bell boy who was going to testify, said the story sounded fishy too. Kobe is greatest player of this generation, ask Shaq, Duncan, Lebron and MJ, if you don’t believe me.

  • http://mindyourbusiness@getalife.com Allenp

    Where the white women at?

  • Joe

    I wonder if in the deliberation room, he goes to the white board and starts talking about the triangle.

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    I like Tina Fey’s jury evation technique from 30 rockmore than the executioner method (dress up as princess lea, and claim to be a hologram). Hilarious. Btw, those earphones he wore are freaking hot! Talk about a cool nba item. Where can one buy those in other colours?

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    joe: kob’s talk about the triangle? 81? Probably not.

  • luke

    Dude next to him is also wearing the new Kobe sneakers right?Lol

  • Jackie Moon

    Anton is not funny.