Thursday, March 5th, 2009 at 3:19 pm  |  462 responses

What’s My Name?

Kevin Durant needs one.

Kevin DurantWe asked Kevin Durant himself if he has any nicknames, and all he could come up with is “KSmoove.” It’s absurdities like that which got us into the nickname business in the first place. Here’s a player with as much pure offensive talent as anyone to come into the League this millennium, as he showed most recently in the Rookie-Sophomore Game. Obviously, this guy needs a nickname that honors his abilities—and he’s on record as asking us for one. Kevin needs your help.

Whoever has the best nickname will win a dope prize from the SLAM vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.

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  • http://ittakesanationofmillionstoholdthissac.blogspot.com ciolkstar

    Black Gumby is tremendous

  • Ping Ping

    Cheesy
    -KD= Kraft Dinner= Mac and Cheese= Cheesy

  • don

    Kevin Deo-durant –is dope. LMAO.

  • ti-sizz

    Special K

  • black

    Hungry

  • Jake

    Call him Heavy D!!!

  • Ric Hardwood

    Kevin Mantis Durant…
    weak, but that’s all I could think of…

  • http://slamonline.com Dane

    K-Drizzle

  • Blue

    Number 2 (Draft Pick)
    Future
    Kid Dynamite
    Young Gun

  • Jon

    Durantula!

  • Bonez

    Kevin Deo-durant is perfect

  • KozmicKid

    Kevin Batman Durant

  • Sean Gaudet

    Blue Lightning

  • Sean Gaudet

    Thunder Storm

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Kevin “The Ant” Durant.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Tropic Thunder

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Thundercat

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Black Panther

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Kevin “The Hedgehog”
    Get it? ‘Cuz the Sonics?

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    The Karate Kid

  • mike

    teddy give up man

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    “Sly”

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Killer Kevin.
    Killa Kevin.
    Killer K

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    LOL I’m done for now, mike.

  • mike

    lol just messin with you

  • AZ

    I must say Durantula pretty much wraps things up. That’s my vote

  • #6marjons

    the refridgerator
    he’s cold dude

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ TADOne

    What a lame contest. Is Skeets even allowed to win? Ryno, you need to give us another player. Has Rodney Stuckey been done yet?

  • http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=243084247 Witness

    KD.

  • Glove

    Gumby. The man’s arms and legs are like silly puddy.

    (Or Stretch would work too)

  • WhaHuh

    Kid Delicious

  • Pic

    The Human Mismatch

  • http://4point0show.com Wes

    I like “Inspector Gadget” but wasnt that Keon Clark? So I’ma go with “Gumby” even though I dont have a vote. I’m Canadians for Barack with this one.

  • Diogo

    Special K

  • http://www.kagerepresent.blogspot.com kage

    mos of these are deadass nicknames. The only one I’m feelin’ was ‘Da Tinman’. dope.

  • Adam T

    Kevin Deo-Durant….pretty much perfect

  • http://double-technical.blogspot.com Zee!

    30 plus.

  • FREEEEESHz

    BABY ICE….at least while he’s young then he get a new Nck name….like KG was THE KID

  • chintao

    Lone Ranger

  • Kurtis Startt

    ELECTRIC-FRESH

  • JPiff

    Baby Ice is ill

  • Tuomas

    No recovering after Eric’s suggestion.

  • low powered attorney

    How about Glen Rice?

  • doyouwantmore

    Greg Ostertag

  • doyouwantmore

    Just kidding. What about “The Kraft”

  • v

    okd

  • v

    deterrent

  • Jake T

    the mans’ nickname needs and should be KEV-INCREDIBLE…he’s Incredible, and thats just it

  • James aka…

    E.T. His arms are comically thin, and his game is out of this world.

  • ao

    Longhorn

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