Thursday, March 5th, 2009 at 3:19 pm  |  462 responses

What’s My Name?

Kevin Durant needs one.

Kevin DurantWe asked Kevin Durant himself if he has any nicknames, and all he could come up with is “KSmoove.” It’s absurdities like that which got us into the nickname business in the first place. Here’s a player with as much pure offensive talent as anyone to come into the League this millennium, as he showed most recently in the Rookie-Sophomore Game. Obviously, this guy needs a nickname that honors his abilities—and he’s on record as asking us for one. Kevin needs your help.

Whoever has the best nickname will win a dope prize from the SLAM vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.

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  • Jon

    Rampage
    vicious
    titian
    phenom

  • Coogi Mane Lafoy

    25 Soaking Wet- because he’ll get you 25 points per game, his jumper is soaking wet, and he looks like he weighs twenty five lb.

  • Tommy Vercetti

    The Percolator…because he starts his games slowly an then before you know it he has 30.

  • http://www.yahoo.com Royal

    He reminds everyone of george gervin so call him “baby ice”

  • mvpitzki

    Kevin “slingshot” durant

  • mvpitzki

    Kevin “Monsoon” Durant, cause he makes it rain

  • mvpitzki

    Kevin “Monsoon” Durant because he makes it rain

  • http://slamonline WeezyLeezy

    K-Slice

  • lfm

    Kevin “Monsoon” Durant because he makes it rain

  • http://slamonline WeezyLeezy

    Tin Man is hot tho.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    “Jello”. Just when you think he’s set he’s off in another direction.

  • http://slamonline WeezyLeezy

    Stuckey is The Sparkplug cuz i fires up the Pistons

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    Yeah Tin Man is awesome.

  • Andy

    KD

  • Jordan

    K-Storm

  • maddskizzle

    The Fresh Prince of OK-City

  • Jeter

    How about “STORM”
    with the Thunder comes the Storm.

  • Jeter

    Thun-Durant

  • Jeter

    Or The GunMan. Since they are in OKC where cowboys and gunslingers used to roam. And besides, HE GOT FIREPOWER!

  • Jeter

    The Bomber

  • http://slamonline.com oliver aquino

    duranked

  • http://slamonline.com oliver aquino

    slim shady

  • http://slamonline.com oliver aquino

    the noble fire

  • http://slamonline.com oliver aquino

    “smooth operator”
    the way he moves just so smooth

  • Dgr8t1

    “The Prodigy”

  • LilBlue4rmthaO

    What bout Stix

  • DAVID$

    the late bloomer

  • DAVID$

    KD MONEY

  • Yann Blavec’s wife’s husband

    Monsieur Durant.

  • D

    D Rant

  • joe pitt

    D-rank

  • joe pitt

    DR.D

  • BostonBaller

    Baby Ice

    The Gun Slinger (b/c he is in Oklahoma)

  • Swedish Mooze

    Dur-Rain or Dur-Reign

  • Kent Kanada

    String Bean (uncanny resemblance to one)or

    K Dagger (because of his knifing movements on the court)

  • Rami

    It’s already been decided: The DURANTULA

  • The Seed

    DurantHawk, Kevin D, D’NICE, D’RAIN, KevDo just some names that came to my mind, sorry for writing this much.

  • Yann Blavec’s wife’s husband

    I said “Monsieur Durant” because it means Mr Smith in FRench.

  • CS5

    For KD maybe “the phenom”
    I say phenomenal whenever i see his reverse jam at the rookie/sophs game

  • Syk

    Kevin “Scud” Durrant.

    Scud is in reference to a comic book characater Scud the Disposable Assassin. He’s is also ultra skinny like KD.

  • rainman10

    Hitman.

  • doyouwantmore

    The Kraft

  • Candyman

    Night Owl!

  • Candyman

    Who’s the black private cop
    That’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
    KRAFT!
    Ya damn right!

    Who is the man that would risk his neck
    For his brother man?
    KRAFT!
    Can you dig it?
    KRAFT is his name………

  • Candyman

    Mean and doyouwantmore are two different make up names by the way….

  • Urgirlsstudybuddy

    small penis man….lmao

  • Matt

    Kid Thunder.

  • Funkdoc

    The Skeleton Key

  • jufu

    Kevin the Kid
    Thunderbird
    The Little Ticket

  • Connor

    how about Martian or Alien, because his play is out of this world?
    or what about Duran Durant

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