Thursday, March 5th, 2009 at 3:19 pm  |  462 responses

What’s My Name?

Kevin Durant needs one.

Kevin DurantWe asked Kevin Durant himself if he has any nicknames, and all he could come up with is “KSmoove.” It’s absurdities like that which got us into the nickname business in the first place. Here’s a player with as much pure offensive talent as anyone to come into the League this millennium, as he showed most recently in the Rookie-Sophomore Game. Obviously, this guy needs a nickname that honors his abilities—and he’s on record as asking us for one. Kevin needs your help.

Whoever has the best nickname will win a dope prize from the SLAM vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.

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  • Brian

    The Durantichrist

  • price

    RONNIE DEVOE

  • bOBbY DIgITAl

    BABY ICE

  • Michael

    The Long One

  • EC

    how about “Macaroni n cheese”? to go with the “Gotta be KD”

  • 李立攀

    T-mac II !!!

  • 李立攀

    Why china “slam” do not use!!! 加油！！

  • niQ

    really now, with the initials KD, how could you NOT choose Kraft Dinner? or at least Krafty.

  • http://icyhott420@yahoo.com Scott Carter

    I have to agree. DURANTULA is the best.

  • ALEC

    BOOGER!

    TRES CINCO

  • nick

    masterkraft

  • Chris Alva

    DURANTSICLE

  • Chris Alva

    DURANTOMINTE

  • Kamran

    1.Rorschach. because of his game on the court, 2. the comedian because he always has a smile on his face :)

  • price

    PLASTICMAN

  • price

    Kevin will make yo’ “HEADSPIN” Durant

  • http://www.ojhoops.blogspot.com the baconator

    “Kicks” cuz he’s fresh and in your face.

  • Luis Moreno

    “Wave” because once he rides that wave of momentum that shot is wet.

  • Ethan

    Might be wayyyy to soon for this, and kind of off-color, but I couldn’t help myself… “The DC Sniper”…. sorry if anyone is offended, but that’s just too dope.

  • Bril Bonez

    I think u should call him DURampage becuz when he gets fired up it MAYHAM ON DA COURT.

  • Ethan

    I also like “.35 Special”

  • richard howarth

    Torch, if he heats up, he’s dangerous

  • richard howarth

    okie doke durant because he plays in okc

  • richard howarth

    Little Big Foot… Skinny man size 18 shoe

  • Michelle

    How about “K-Thrill”

  • adbphilly

    K-Swish

  • adbphilly

    Travelin’ Man. A Humble Basketball player who went from Seattle to Oklahoma City.

  • Max

    Louder than Thunder
    Brighter than Lightning
    Durant

  • adbphilly

    KiD Docta

  • adbphilly

    ROCKY
    He eats lighting
    and
    Craps out THUNDER

  • Robleh

    Special K

  • tmacbandril

    the pipe! just saying!

  • Bien Manuel Espiritu

    Kevin “Flash Bang” Durant – Explosive and Will Blind Opponents with his game!

  • Maik

    buckets

  • Ian J

    Kevin “Drizzle” Durant

  • duane

    dk

  • duane

    sure shot

  • duane

    “range ” cause of his 3 point shot

  • eugene

    Bones

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  • julesrules

    the golden child
    pretender (can become whatever he needs to be)
    last samuri
    7-11 (he’s always open)

  • ce

    Kid Delicious or Durantula.

  • Keith

    If it’s not Durantula, then it’s Kid Delicious. We’ve been calling him those things for a while now.

  • http://double-technical.blogspot.com Zee!

    kid dynamite

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Well those names must not have resonated with him yet.

  • http://www.twitter.com/Martzmimic MartzMimic

    Kid Delicious

  • Joey

    Kardiac.

    He’s clutch, cold-blooded and is the cause of various defensive palpitations.

  • ColdVicious

    Kid Kev
    or
    KDeezy cause he make it look so easy

  • donlaker

    dev kurant

  • http://www.lostkoz.com Lostkoz

    K-Sauce!

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