Monday, April 13th, 2009 at 10:30 am  |  22 responses

The Joys (and Horrors) of Random Drug Testing

It’s not a particularly fun procedure for anyone. Just ask Greg Oden and the poor bastard administering the test: “For Oden, there was little drama … for him. His monitor, on the other hand, might have a different story. You see, Oden doesn’t like to go No. 1 in the presence of other people. ‘I get shy,’ he says. So in order to provide a sample, he has to go No. 2. ‘The poor guy,’ Oden said matter-of-factly. ‘I apologized to him.’”

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  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    greg oden sh!ts on the fool that wants to see what he has been smoking

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    TMI!!!!! Daaaaaang!

  • nate the great

    HAHAHA the number one pick, picks the number two.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    oh Jebus….thats gotta be one of the top 5 most awkward things a pro athlete can go through without doing anything illegal…
    *insert old man joke*

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  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    In the time it takes you to read this sentence, Lance Armstrong will be tested six times.

  • http://dillanleuyahoo.com Holy Baller

    I almost wish I hadn’t read this….

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    damn french are out to get Lance. Thats for sure. Just call it tje Tour d’Epo already and let everyone ride. Hardly any clean riders anyway.

  • http://nicekicks.com MeloMan13

    so he gets shy taking a piss (opening up your zipper) but he doesnt’ when he has to take a dump (which, for most people, involves completely pulling down your pants)?

  • http://www.nba.com JE

    If I was Chris Anderson, I’d do this every time.

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    what wasnt initially reported was that the sample had to be retrieved from a depends adult diaper.

  • Josh D(Spurs Fan)

    I never knew they had this in the States too, this Random drug testing is just crazy, give the players some privacy

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Bad news: Oden tested positive for Geritol.

  • http://www.nba.com/suns Dacre

    colostomy bags help out hey Ol G?

  • http://www.nba.com/suns Dacre

    Josh D(Spurs Fan) Posted: Apr.13 at 4:54 pm
    I never knew they had this in the States too, this Random drug testing is just crazy, give the players some privacy
    Yes Josh D, there are drugs in the USA too…

  • clapzilla

    Can Stern Take The Blazers Out of The Playoffs To Give Us A Chance of Forgetting About This Story?

  • larrylegend

    seeing lbj in old clips and then in hs, it’s hard to believe he gained this body by just lifting iron.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Cheryl

    ^uh oh…

  • http://slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Fred34

    So does that mean they wind up having to test his caca and not his peepee ? Prostate acting up there rook?

  • http://slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Fred34

    PS. Just so you know. In France they do drug testing on professional bikers/athletes – Tour de France – yes. But nowhere in any job do they request, require, ask for one (I don’t know about the military). And tell your average froggie that you have to pee in a cup to work at McD’s or ANY job and they look at you and ask “why would Americans accept? Are they sheep?” I’m just sayin.

  • Sean

    Lmao Cheryl…

  • Sean

    @LarryLegend… w.t.f?