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Monday, April 13th, 2009 at 10:30 am  |  22 responses

The Joys (and Horrors) of Random Drug Testing

It’s not a particularly fun procedure for anyone. Just ask Greg Oden and the poor bastard administering the test: “For Oden, there was little drama … for him. His monitor, on the other hand, might have a different story. You see, Oden doesn’t like to go No. 1 in the presence of other people. ‘I get shy,’ he says. So in order to provide a sample, he has to go No. 2. ‘The poor guy,’ Oden said matter-of-factly. ‘I apologized to him.’”

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  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    greg oden sh!ts on the fool that wants to see what he has been smoking

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    TMI!!!!! Daaaaaang!

  • nate the great

    HAHAHA the number one pick, picks the number two.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    oh Jebus….thats gotta be one of the top 5 most awkward things a pro athlete can go through without doing anything illegal…
    *insert old man joke*

  • A D-Wade Fan!

    Wow…Disturbing…

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    In the time it takes you to read this sentence, Lance Armstrong will be tested six times.

  • http://dillanleuyahoo.com Holy Baller

    I almost wish I hadn’t read this….

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    damn french are out to get Lance. Thats for sure. Just call it tje Tour d’Epo already and let everyone ride. Hardly any clean riders anyway.

  • http://nicekicks.com MeloMan13

    so he gets shy taking a piss (opening up your zipper) but he doesnt’ when he has to take a dump (which, for most people, involves completely pulling down your pants)?

  • http://www.nba.com JE

    If I was Chris Anderson, I’d do this every time.

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    what wasnt initially reported was that the sample had to be retrieved from a depends adult diaper.

  • Josh D(Spurs Fan)

    I never knew they had this in the States too, this Random drug testing is just crazy, give the players some privacy

  • http://slamonline.com Russ Bengtson

    Bad news: Oden tested positive for Geritol.

  • http://www.nba.com/suns Dacre

    colostomy bags help out hey Ol G?

  • http://www.nba.com/suns Dacre

    Josh D(Spurs Fan) Posted: Apr.13 at 4:54 pm
    I never knew they had this in the States too, this Random drug testing is just crazy, give the players some privacy
    ________________________________________________
    Yes Josh D, there are drugs in the USA too…

  • clapzilla

    Can Stern Take The Blazers Out of The Playoffs To Give Us A Chance of Forgetting About This Story?

  • larrylegend

    seeing lbj in old clips and then in hs, it’s hard to believe he gained this body by just lifting iron.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Cheryl

    ^uh oh…

  • http://slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Fred34

    So does that mean they wind up having to test his caca and not his peepee ? Prostate acting up there rook?

  • http://slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Fred34

    PS. Just so you know. In France they do drug testing on professional bikers/athletes – Tour de France – yes. But nowhere in any job do they request, require, ask for one (I don’t know about the military). And tell your average froggie that you have to pee in a cup to work at McD’s or ANY job and they look at you and ask “why would Americans accept? Are they sheep?” I’m just sayin.

  • Sean

    Lmao Cheryl…

  • Sean

    @LarryLegend… w.t.f?

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