Monday, April 6th, 2009 at 2:33 pm  |  58 responses

Zach Randolph Arrested on DUI Suspicion

by Ryne Nelson

There’s a blueprint for getting busted for drunk driving, and Zach Randolph followed it to the tee this morning. As TMZ reports, Randolph was…

1) Driving early in the morning. Check ( 2:25 a.m.).
2) In a flashy vehicle. Check (Bentley).
3) Unable to stay in one lane. Check.
5) Failing field sobriety tests. Check.
6) Reeking of alcohol. Game over.

Police spotted Randolph on the on the 405 Freeway after yesterday’s loss to the Lakers, and sent him to jail with a $5,000 bail.

Update: The Clippers have suspended Randolph for two games.

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  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    ”His troubles started at 14, when he shoplifted a pair of pants and had to serve 30 days in a juvenile detention center. In 1997, he was placed under house arrest for 30 days because of a conviction for battery. Two years later, he was in juvenile detention again, this time for selling a stolen gun.”
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    not quite 5 guns but it’s not nothing either. i can see how an urban legend could transform one gun into 5.

  • http://mindyourbusiness@getalife.com Allenp

    Z
    Not just five guns, three assault rifles and two handguns.
    Come on now, that’s totally different.
    I live in one of the most violent cities in America, and if you’re a teenager with three choppas, you are NOT going to college. Period.
    You are headed straight for the block, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

  • vtrobot

    I like how he asked people not to rush to judgement in the statement he gave to the press. Yeah, there might be a really good reason that he was drunk driving that we all don’t know about yet.

  • donlaker

    he came by but i wasnt there to sell him a bag of the cali kushberry, so i guess he settleed for some steel reserve 211 or som bluberry sky vodka

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    hehe, “do not pass Go, do not collect $200″. that was hilarious.

  • http://www.basketballjerseyworld.com NBA-JERSEY-KING

    Farking Idiot!!!!!

  • superb33

    Upall nite had a pic with Zach holding his hands up like i dont give a f#@k…. I was crying

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