Thursday, May 14th, 2009 at 4:33 pm  |  31 responses

Joakim Noah Vacations in St. Bart’s

These vacation pics must be seen, but not for the reasons you’d think. No, we’re not clowning Joakim about his damn ugly swim trucks. We won’t say a word about the pic of him smoking a blunt. Just follow the link and you’ll see.

Definitely NSFW gallery here.

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  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Props to the paparazzo.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheDiesel Anton

    The one time I’ve been jealous of Mr.Fake Hustle.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Ryan Jones

    This will probably get him, what, a five-game suspension next season? So, yay for us, right?

  • gym rat

    Warning: Pics not work appropriate
    I learned the hard way

  • http://fashionsensei.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/jackie-moon.jpg Jackie Moon

    B00bies with stars over them is NSFW? … but there’s stars over them!

  • Kevin

    Joakim Noah won

  • Jer Boi

    i dont see no stars.

    dayum

  • http://ittakesanationofmillionstoholdthissac.blogspot.com ciolkstar

    Tiggle Bitties

  • http://theghostofroyhobbs.blogspot.com Mo Charlo

    How NSFW are we talking here? Because I really want to click on that link.

  • http://theghostofroyhobbs.blogspot.com Mo Charlo

    yeah, pretty NSFW. well worth the risk, though… Suddenly, Cherokee Parks doesn’t sound so crazy.

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com/ albie1kenobi

    i think he earned the right enjoy the smokable and bangable, especially with the game winning dunk. though personally i’m not a fan of silicone.

  • anon
  • Remo Williams

    was he peeing on those people!!??

  • Coach Master

    Been there done that

  • DS44

    Wow those things look horrible.

  • knock knock

    be nice he paid for those–

    those tig ol bitties sure float

  • http://fjdklsf.com Jukai

    Damn… I… damn… Nothing fake about THAT hustle…

  • http://fjdklsf.com Jukai

    Now those titties, that’s another story

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    i like my women to have real knockers. Big or small, i don’t care. Noah however, doesn’t agree with me. I must be insane.

  • http://www.Slamonline.com CP34MVP

    I Agree With Jukai.

  • http://nicekicks.com MeloMan13

    is it just me or does joakim look like dude from Gym Class Heroes?

  • Jarrod

    Looks like he is R. Kellying on the girl

  • http://allanzuss@yahoo.com Mendel

    Ballin and those tits are super nice.

  • james

    the chicks smokin but theres no joint in sight.
    noahs a g

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  • D-Sid

    His swim stuff is quite as illegal as his haircut. His girfliend’s plastic boobs would probably avoid every risk of drowning…

    France is waiting for jooks for the National Squad. We’ll see…

  • James aka…

    She’s have to be fresh from gr 8 for it to be the fully kelly

  • Josh D

    She’s really hot, he’s lucky

  • http://www.broy7.com nate the great

    damn, joakim noah is the man, no joke, hate his game, hate his face, hate his hair, respect his girls knockers tho!!

  • knobdogg

    thats a cigarette and not a blunt cant you see the package of malboro in her hand and it looks more like a cigarette at max a joint and not blunt. since when are blunts white?

  • Shane

    THIS GIRL IS NOT THE SAME NY GIRL HE HAD BEEN DATIN. WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPEDED WITH THEM?

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