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Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 at 8:00 am  |  40 responses

This is a Mock Draft!

The Internet is littered with fakes. This one will be the truth.

 

by Ryne Nelson

The NBA Draft is a basketball player’s most important rite of passage. It signifies everything. Going from amateur to pro. Poor to rich. Under the radar to global recognition. As much as they make us think otherwise, the Draft isn’t just a bad suit display. So can we please treat it with a little bit of respect?

We surf the sites just like you, and we’re tired of this Draft mockery. So we’re here to present our own Mock Draft—to make you fall back in love with the sport’s ultimate guessing game.

Surely, you’ve scratched your head at times, asking yourself these questions. Who makes this list? Do the Thunder really need to take another small forward with a top 5 pick? How does Earl Clark not get drafted in the First Round? Didn’t Patrick Patterson withdraw two weeks ago? Why is Omri Casspi’s name misspelled… in both the first and second rounds!? Is this just a bunch of guesses? What’s the point?

SLAMonline’s Mock Draft begins tomorrow, on the morning after the Lottery. You’ll soon find it’s the only Mock Draft you’ll want to follow. Here’s why:

This is an actual “mock” draft! One writer represents one team. The 24 teams in the first round have… 24 GMs.

Whoever is GMing tonight’s Lottery-winning franchise will make the first pick tomorrow morning. He’ll explain why he picked who he picked, how the player fits his team, other players he considered, etc. He’s going to thoroughly back up his selection—something “acclaimed” Draft sites always seem to conveniently leave out.

Once the pick goes live on SLAMonline, the GM with the next selection will begin deliberating. Every pick is chosen on the fly, under deadline pressure, and completely up to one GM’s discretion. One person for one team.

The process will continue six days per week. For five weeks. 8 o’clock on the tick.

When pick No. 30 rolls around, two days and handful of hours will remain until the actual 2009 NBA Draft. Our selections will be compiled into a master 2009 NBA Mock Draft post, complete with links to each player’s breakdown article.

This is a true mock draft!

On a dark day many years ago, mock drafters began to think it was a smart idea to call themselves “insiders,” as if they had information only team executives disclosed to one another. That completely changed what people expect out of mock drafts. No one knows for certain who a team will pick. We don’t tell the future. But we can recreate a Draft environment better than anyone else. We have the people. We have the knowledge. And we’re putting everyone together, thinking like GMs, every day, for 30 picks.

We promise only this: Our mock draft will be as thorough, entertaining and accurate as any other. When it’s all said and done, you will remember what “Mock” really stands for and why Mock Drafts are hella fun to follow.

Let’s break it down one last time. Good draft picks are born of two basic things: 1) Knowing team needs, and 2) Knowing the best available player. When it comes down to choosing the 1-through-30 this year, it going to be all about opinions. The opinions of 24 GMs. This is exactly how SLAMonline “mocks” the Draft!

2009 SLAMonline Mock Draft
Team General Manager Pick No(s).
Sacramento Tzvi Twersky Lottery, 23
Washington Kye Stephenson Lottery
L.A. Clippers Adam Sweeney Lottery
Oklahoma City Emry DowningHall Lottery, 25
Minnesota Myles Brown Lottery, 18, 28
Memphis Vincent Thomas Lottery, 27
Golden State Taylor Price Lottery
New York Russ Bengtson Lottery
Toronto Justin Walsh Lottery
Milwaukee Ben Collins Lottery
New Jersey Zach Lowe Lottery
Charlotte Joey Whelan Lottery
Indiana DeMarco Williams Lottery
Phoenix Rodger Bohn Lottery
Detroit Sherman Johnson 15
Chicago Aaron Kaplowitz 16, 26
Philadelphia Franklyn Calle 17
Atlanta Lang Whitaker 19
Utah Ben Osborne 20
New Orleans Adam Fleischer 21
Dallas Cub Buenning 22
Portland Jeff Fox 24
L.A. Lakers Nima Zarrabi 29
Cleveland Ryan Jones 30

 

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  • http://www.brunel.ac.uk michael

    cant wait

  • http://www.slamonline.com Justin Walsh

    Melo’s suit looks trashed ahahah. Anyway, TORONTOOOO I AM THE NEW GM

  • Michael

    wow, still weird to see kobe in a charlotte hat

  • http://theghostofroyhobbs.blogspot.com Mo Charlo

    Steve’s tie = epic fail.

  • http://theghostofroyhobbs.blogspot.com Mo Charlo

    This is a fantastic idea. Don’t F it up, Vince Thomas!

  • Daniel

    Justin I’m sure you will do Raptornation proud. Also, how does the lottery work with this mock draft or is it just set to the 08-09 records?

  • neaorin

    whoever is picking tomorrow is gonna have the most boring job

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Sweet looking post, Ryne. Whay do I always get stuck with the Jazz? That’s okay, I will give it my best shot. I think it’s my penance for once misspelling their GM’s last name!

  • http://where-basketball-b-longs.blogspot.com/ B. Long

    This is hilarious. If Kobe had stayed in Hornet teal, they’d still be playing in NC.

  • Michael

    it’s rite of passage btw

  • http://slamonline.com/online/category/blogs/fear/ Freedom Fries

    Nice – So who will provide the new prom pics (and tuxes) for the draftees?

  • http://ittakesanationofmillionstoholdthissac.blogspot.com ciolkstar

    I wonder what pick the Thunder wind up with…
    That team + Ricky Rubio or Blake Griffin would be pretty frickin awesome.

  • Kas

    man noah sure look dumb as hell

  • http://hoops4life.com overtime

    Excellent idea, looking forward to it definitely.

  • Czar Ruke

    The Maloofs do not deserve Blake Griffin.

  • Benoit Benjamin

    The ties on Nash and Kobe are just horrible. How were they even allowed to wear these?

  • vmcb

    Wow. I forgot LeBron wore an all-white suit. Gross.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Strange how Kobe’s tie are all complimentary Hornets colors. Hmmm, and he said he wouldn’t play in Charlotte. Oh, and thanks Michael.

  • Jacob

    Durant rockin the seattle green ball!

  • http://sfdjilf.com Jukai

    This is such a great idea. Good job Slam!

  • http://galatasaray.org madamerica

    This is awesome.

  • Sparker

    somewhere out there is a stylist who has no idea what kind of opportunity he/she is blowing every year

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com/ Moose

    Russ, Ryne….why didn’t you guys make a push to GM ChiTown?

  • Joakim Noah

    Geez, I looked like a complete tool…

  • http://www.slamonline.com Justin Walsh

    I just realized how UGLY ties were in the nineties. Just look at Nash’s tie. Wooooweeee!

  • Coach Master

    Wolves need to draft Griffin, get another PF to go along with K-Love and Big Al. Why? Because a losing team can never have enough PFs.

  • chintao

    Steve’s tie is a faux pas. Sacramento slipping to No. 4 is an epic fail.

  • http://www.broy7.com nate the great

    OCK.
    rubio, westbrook, green, durant.
    playoffs?
    i hope the knicks get someone good.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Blinguo

    Russ : Knicks sounds entertaining on paper already. Lang might insider call up ‘Nique to learn and report, plus how did he manage that one? Myles will know (and “knows this sh*t”) 3000% more what he’s doing than the infamous Sports Guy. “Weak” draft class or not, strong SLAM showing. Awesome.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Blinguo

    Also you should have put “Caron Butler” inbetween Kobe and Bron, Sheed style.

  • Cam Jones

    WOW Sha

  • Cam Jones

    What I meant to say is Shaq looks like the Big Accountant. Then again maybe that is Clark Kent?

  • Steve

    Noah definitely looks French in this shot … lol!

  • bro. D

    Joey Whelan, who ever you are, don’t f up this imaginary pick for Charlotte.

  • http://www.slamonline.com d

    do us proud walsh

  • http://dubbledubble.blogspot.com/ BdoubleU

    This is the best idea since Detroit drafting Darko over Melo!

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    Sounds cool! Completely forgot Houston traded their pick though haha.

  • http://nbacheapseats.blogspot.com Chendaddy

    This is an awesome idea. Can we please blow up that Kobe in a Hornets cap picture and have that be the next caption contest?

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