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Friday, May 22nd, 2009 at 9:30 am  |  23 responses

Where are Robert Horry’s Rings?

He probably wishes you knew, because he has no clue where he put them: “The recently retired Horry said a recent move has left his rings MIA and he believes movers may have placed his jewelry box amongst dozens of unopened boxes, against his orders. ‘I never wear them and the thing is, I don’t know where they are,’ he said on a conference call to recall playoff memories. ‘I just moved and they are in a box somewhere. The movers weren’t supposed to touch it, but they touched it, but I am hoping they are in the house somewhere. I usually keep them in the bathroom in a drawer.’”

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  • Jer Boi

    yikes

  • http://sfdjilf.com Jukai

    I am so happy about this.

  • http://sfdjilf.com Jukai

    I just send Marcel another story, about how Steve Nash suddenly is sporting seven championship rings

  • neaorin

    Next month’s word from David Stern: “We have no knowlegde of anyone named Robert Horry ever playing in our league, much less being part of any championship teams. In fact, nobody named Robert Horry even existed. And we have always been at war with Eastasia.”

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    Dude kept ‘em in a drawer during his playing days, and was like ‘oh there they are’ when he stumbled upon them during an interview at his house one time, so him ‘misplacing’ them doesn’t really suprise me…

  • ber

    Well, he just told everyone where to look when they rob him.

  • neaorin

    they should have Karl Malone’s house surrounded by now.

  • Feng

    lol he dont deserve them thats why and lol @neaorin

  • breeze

    feng he does desrve them…but they are at inside the nba charles barkleys locker…

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com/ albie1kenobi

    you sure he hasn’t sold them on the black market and is just pulling those “gimme back my son i’ll pay you anything” stories?

  • http://www.another48minutes.blogspot.com Gerard Himself

    I really hope SLAM will have a looong story about Robert Horry, covering his whole career.

  • http://nicekicks.com MeloMan13

    Karl malone?

  • finest hour

    Two with Rockets, Three with Lakers And Two with the Spurs.
    Am i missing any teams
    BTW keeping championship rings in u’r bathroom!!!

  • LeoneL

    Control + F

    LOL

  • larrylegend

    first, get us the 6-7 page on rob, SLAM. 2nd, he doesn’t have to wear them or know where they are, if you see him, all memories come back immediatly. rob, i love you!

  • james

    robert horry has rings to spare. he probably uses them as.. pen holders… or something
    theres not much use for a ring besides wearing it.

    but you get the picture

  • larrylegend

    dunk-on should give his to rob, 4 saving his ass in #5 of the 2004 finals.

  • http://www.myspace.com/weezyleezy337 weezy f. leezy

    haha..is he doin the mike puppet thing? “have u seen my 3 championship rings? which u do not have lebron??” LOL

  • http://www.myspace.com/weezyleezy337 weezy f. leezy

    i mean the nike puppet thing…haha those commercials are maad funny!

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheDiesel Anton

    Laker fans stole his rings so they could use the “more rings, better player” argument.

  • http://jakeandamir.com tealish

    Cosign, Gerald. A story on Robert Horry would be fascinating to read: “A role player with more rings than Michael Jordan”

  • http://www.slamonline.com Todd Spehr

    It seems Horry cares as much for his rings as he did for partaking in strenuous regular season activity. In an unrelated story, Larry Bird kept one of his MVP’s on the fridge in his basement, another in the back of his mum’s truck. The moral? I’m not sure.

  • chintao

    Anton knows brevity is the soul of wit.

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