Friday, June 26th, 2009 at 10:00 am  |  15 responses

Eddy Curry, Too Scared (and Sleepy) to Watch the Draft

The Knicks’ big fella couldn’t bear to watch on Draft Night: “i know its late but i slept thru the draft i do it every year. i sleep thru it just in case i get moved. ill know when i get up.”

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  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    He is mad Jordan Hill was promised Eddys’ old personal fridge in the rough draft of his rookie contract. Eddie will lick all the Dr Pepper stains off before Jordan gets it. I guarantee it.

  • http://gmail dirty frank

    He’ll wake up if they try to move him because he’ll hear the forklift coming

  • http://ballislife.com Moose

    Eddy Curry, Too Scared (and sleepy) And Hungry To Watch The Draft.

  • http://mynameinblue.blogspot.com Hisham

    haha BET you made me picture Eddy Curry bending over and licking the inside walls of his fridge

  • riggs

    i thought eddy curry was orbiting the earth

  • http://dsfkl.com Jukai

    Moving Eddy Curry will save the team a LOT of money. Do you know how much extra fuel they have to put on the airplanes to transport Curry back and forth?

  • nicko

    hahahah yikes eddy curry is gonna hate himself if he sees these comments about him….which will result in binge eating

  • http://dillanleuyahoo.com Holy Baller

    Omg yall are cracking me up. Anytime I see a post about Eddy Curry, I gotta check it out because I always know I’m gonna laugh.

  • niQ

    wtf. did eddy curry even play last season?

  • seven deuce

    ^I was wondering the same thing, I don’t even remember seeing him on the court. And he’s kind of hard to miss.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Blinguo

    Wonder if that was a food coma, since it can’t def. be a power nap. Eddy Curry with the “itis” every draft.

  • Jacob

    @niQ and @seven Eddy played in 3 games for 3 minutes per…Curry needs to worry about getting into shape and not being on ustream all the damn time

  • http://Slamonline.com Cam

    HAHA.Eddy HUNGRY!! Eddy SMASH!!!!!

  • chintao

    @ Posted: Jun.26 at 10:05 am
    Did you write, “… personal fridge in the rough draft of his rookie contract,” or “… personal fridge with the dough from his cookie company contract”?

  • chintao

    ^That was a BETCATS riff.

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