• June 23, 2009 9:00 am  |  16 Comments

    The Perfect Gift for the Crazed Kobe Fan


    This is truly frightening: “Father’s Day is over, but there’s still Christmas. If you’re looking for just the right gift for that Lakers fan on your list, how about a life-sized bobblehead of Kobe Bryant? That’s right. You too can have Kobe standing in your living room for a mere $13,000. Imagine the envy of your friends when you tell them that all 6 feet, 8 inches of the Lakers superstar is at your house.”

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    • Eboy Posted: Jun.23 at 9:08 am
      B. Long? Check. James The Balla? Check. Myles Brown? Check. Tariq al Hayder? Check? Lebron’s puppet? Check? Zee? Check.

    • Anton Posted: Jun.23 at 9:16 am
      Kobe will be holding a copy of his latest autobiography: “If I Did It: White Girls Love Some Black Mamba”

    • Mansonovic Posted: Jun.23 at 9:51 am
      Eboy, don’t forget The Seed. Or Mutoni.

    • Hisham Posted: Jun.23 at 9:54 am
      That would be a cool thing to have for free and light on fire or put in your passengers seat and go for a drive with

    • Hisham Posted: Jun.23 at 9:54 am
      sorry crash your car with

    • Hisham Posted: Jun.23 at 10:37 am
      13000 dollars is fúckin ridiculous for that piece of shít. This isn’t me hating Kobe, this is my mind being boggled at a 13000 dollar asking price for a 2 meter high doll

    • Mansonovic Posted: Jun.23 at 10:44 am
      Actually, the doll only costs $1000. The other $12K is to cover medical bills for resetting its constantly broken finger.

    • nicko Posted: Jun.23 at 11:20 am
      sooo you spend 13k on something to stare at in your house? while it takes up space. GREAT BUY

    • riggs Posted: Jun.23 at 11:37 am
      you say crazed as if there were normal laker fans.

    • Fat Lever Posted: Jun.23 at 11:49 am
      If it comes with the complementary Vanessa Bryant then we’re in business.

    • Zee! Posted: Jun.23 at 12:22 pm
      Eboy, glad you’ll be putting your finances to good use. I’ll expect mine soon.

    • Zee! Posted: Jun.23 at 12:22 pm
      On the other hand, just send me the 13 stacks.

    • kas Posted: Jun.23 at 3:23 pm
      he’s 6′6

    • Josh D Posted: Jun.23 at 4:30 pm
      What kind of Sad person would buy that?

    • nate the great Posted: Jun.23 at 5:17 pm
      id buy a bigger shaq doll! haha. jk.

    • Rnz Posted: Jun.23 at 11:02 pm
      How about a life size bobblehead of Kendrick Perkins..that’ll come in handy..use it as a scarecrow or something, or to ward off incoming meteors..

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