Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 am  |  16 responses

The Perfect Gift for the Crazed Kobe Fan

This is truly frightening: “Father’s Day is over, but there’s still Christmas. If you’re looking for just the right gift for that Lakers fan on your list, how about a life-sized bobblehead of Kobe Bryant? That’s right. You too can have Kobe standing in your living room for a mere $13,000. Imagine the envy of your friends when you tell them that all 6 feet, 8 inches of the Lakers superstar is at your house.”

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  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    B. Long? Check. James The Balla? Check. Myles Brown? Check. Tariq al Hayder? Check? Lebron’s puppet? Check? Zee? Check.

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    Kobe will be holding a copy of his latest autobiography: “If I Did It: White Girls Love Some Black Mamba”

  • http://www.twitter.com/mansonovic Mansonovic

    Eboy, don’t forget The Seed. Or Mutoni.

  • http://mynameinblue.blogspot.com Hisham

    That would be a cool thing to have for free and light on fire or put in your passengers seat and go for a drive with

  • http://mynameinblue.blogspot.com Hisham

    sorry crash your car with

  • http://mynameinblue.blogspot.com Hisham

    13000 dollars is fúckin ridiculous for that piece of shít. This isn’t me hating Kobe, this is my mind being boggled at a 13000 dollar asking price for a 2 meter high doll

  • http://www.twitter.com/mansonovic Mansonovic

    Actually, the doll only costs $1000. The other $12K is to cover medical bills for resetting its constantly broken finger.

  • nicko

    sooo you spend 13k on something to stare at in your house? while it takes up space. GREAT BUY

  • riggs

    you say crazed as if there were normal laker fans.

  • Fat Lever

    If it comes with the complementary Vanessa Bryant then we’re in business.

  • http://double-technical.blogspot.com Zee!

    Eboy, glad you’ll be putting your finances to good use. I’ll expect mine soon.

  • http://double-technical.blogspot.com Zee!

    On the other hand, just send me the 13 stacks.

  • kas

    he’s 6’6

  • Josh D

    What kind of Sad person would buy that?

  • http://www.broy7.com nate the great

    id buy a bigger shaq doll! haha. jk.

  • Rnz

    How about a life size bobblehead of Kendrick Perkins..that’ll come in handy..use it as a scarecrow or something, or to ward off incoming meteors..