Monday, June 8th, 2009 at 12:24 pm  |  358 responses

What’s My Name?

Tony Parker needs one.

Tony Parker

For such a great player, Tony Parker seems to be sorely lacking a great nickname. Other than derisive ones that reference his French heritage or the unacceptable “TP,” the Spurs’ brilliant point guard doesn’t go by much more than his full name. We’ve had enough of that, and we turn to you, our trusted readers, to remedy the situation.

Whoever has the best nickname will win a dope prize from the SLAM vault and get their name in Trash Talk next month.

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  • Ronald Sahagun

    The” smooth operator” because he is so smooth.
    The “cool cat” because he is very cool
    The “Bullet” because he is very fast

  • Pisiiologoly

    haha, ‘the problem’

    ‘the question’

  • PSnatcher

    Mr. Longoria works just fine for him.

  • Tyler

    Little Neuf-French for 9

    T-money-cuz his shots are all money

    San tony-cuz he plays for San antonio

  • Tvoe 2

    Call his tail

    Da French Dropper. Its like his tear drop he uses on fools. Drop it like its hot. Like we use English while shooting pool, he uses French while shooting hoop.

  • Alex

    Tony “The french general” Parker

    Cuz he’s one of the best floor generals out there right now

  • Yale Soll

    except the french surrender

  • Michael J.

    The Wheel.

    because he wheels around on the court driving and doing donuts. And also because he wheels Eva all night long.

  • Kyle

    The Franswer
    (France + The Answer)

  • TC

    Le Rocher (French for The Rock)

  • TC

    Dish Parker

  • TC

    Sir Dish-a-lot

  • TC

    The perfect nickname would be: Sir Dish-a-lot

  • Aristotle

    The Emperor or Le Petit Empereur (the Little Emperor). Ofcourse alternatives can be used as Emperor Tony or Emperor Parker, or even Empereur of San Antonio.

  • DJ McAllister

    “Ton” Apetit

  • DJ McAllister

    Pepe le parker

  • http://ronald.mitchell@genesishcc.com Ron Mitchell

    Tony “The High Arc’er” Parker

  • http://ronald.mitchell@genesishcc.com Ron Mitchell

    tony “ricochet” parker.he just bounces off defenders ,changes directions and still gets his shot off

  • http://SLAMONLINE.COM george marquez

    HI guys and girls okay Tony “THE TIGER” pARKER CAUSE HES SO AGRESSIVE GOING TO THE BASKET AND BCAUSE HES PLAYES SO TUFF IN THE NBA PLAYOFFS THRU MOST OF HIS CAREER GO SPURS GO . KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AT SLAM STAFF THANKS FOR ALL THE STORIES YOU GIVE US THE FANS INSIGHT ON THIS GREAT GAME WE ALL LOVE

  • Eric Lewis

    Call Tony Parker Tech 9. Like the shot gun because when he uses his speed in traffic on the court, he blows defenders off their feet much like the tech 9 does!

  • Hector H

    DDay

    Au Revoir

  • JR

    i liek killer crosiant or pepe la parker

  • cody schuchard

    I think that the perfect nickname for Tony Parker is “The Blurr” because he is speedy and litteraly imppossible to defend on the fast breaks.And if you watch the replay the spin,circus and other crazy shots he makes he looks like a blurr.

  • Josh Kodet

    quick strike

  • yaz

    French Butter

  • WB30

    Tony “French Fries – Franchise” Parker

  • http://none Travis

    Tony “Automatic Belgiumatic” Parker

  • Ray Garcia

    tony “now you see me, now you dont” parker

  • Samuel

    Tony Parker, name should be “quickster” becuase of the way he does things with lightnening speed and agility.

  • Sam Harris

    Tony “The Ambassador” Parker

  • Jermaine Colon

    dime’n'dash or just like that for his quickness and ability 2 get what n where he wants in a heartbeat

  • Jeremy Tacbas

    Tony the human sPARK-plug!

  • marc martinez

    MR.SAUCY BECUZ ALL HIS MOVES ARE CLEAN AND SAUCY

  • raffael visentin

    sticky fingers

  • Brandon Anderson

    Tony “Torpedo” Parker or Torpedo Tony

  • jeff blake

    Tony”The Pony” Parker cuz he’s small but when he wants to be he’s aggressive and you can ride on him when oyur team needs it just like a pony.

  • Jack

    Le Petite Boucher; Despite his diminutive size, Tony is able to carve his way through the D to hit his tear drops and runners, along with throwing alley-oops to Duncan

  • kale

    tdogg

  • http://slam wyatt lucas

    The perfect name would be-The Artist because he paints beautiful masterpieces on the court with his quickness,precision passing,and precision shooting. Also Tony”The Jet”Parker would be good to.

  • J-L-S

    - The Texas Gladiator
    - The San Antonio Gladiator
    - The Rocket
    - Tony “Silver” Parker
    - The French Ambassador
    - The Ambassador
    - The Dropper
    - Tony “Zebra” Parker
    - The San Antonio Zebra
    - The French Legacy

  • isaac

    Le` french baguette

  • http://facebook.com/johnpaulino John Paulino

    OP-TONY-MUS PRIME!!!!!!!!!!!

  • adrian villaluz

    tony “sparks”

  • b00gaz

    TONY “FRENCH KISS THAT DONT MISS” PARKER

  • b00gaz

    FRENCH KISS

  • paul castillo

    silver surfur

  • Ben Cantor

    The Alamo

  • http://ronald.mitchell@genesishcc.com Ron Mitchell

    tony “peugeot” parker.he’s super fast and can drive to the lane at will.

  • http://ronald.mitchell@genesishcc.com Ron Mitchell

    tony”count-it” parker. just about everything he puts up goes in

  • Kellen Nock

    Tony “The Untouchable” Parker

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