Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 at 11:30 am  |  14 responses

Brendan Haywood’s Tips for Staying Rich

Brendan obviously missed his life’s true calling, that of a financial and life coach to athletes: “Don’t Give In to Overindulgence…Everyone Can’t Live Like You…Don’t Make Bad Investments…Get a Prenuptial Agreement /Avoid Messy Divorces.”

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  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    B-Heezy for teh winnnnn

  • http://slamonline.com/ niQ

    PS: You Do Not Require a Different Car For Each Day of the Week.

  • http://www.hoopsmanifesto.blogspot.com Jeff Fox

    Most importantly, be a mediocre NBA player but make over $20 million in salary over the past 8 years. That is the most important tip he should give.

  • Remo Williams

    recycle your hundred dollar bottles of sparkling wine… clip them coupons… shop at costco!!

    its a b!tch being rich!!

  • riggs

    captain obvious to the rescue

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    he forgot the part about hiring a driver so you never get a dui. obviously, he never told blatche that one.

  • http://www.twitter.com/Th3_R3al_Chris Young Chris MP3

    Isn’t Brendan Haywood himself a bad investment?

  • underdog

    Yes Chris, he is. So props to Haywood being so self critic.

  • http://slamonline.com/ nicko

    wait who is this guy?

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka Free Lester Hudson

    He forgot to mention keeping a lucky dredlock on his key chain from Etan Thomas’ head.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Spaceship Jay

    Actually…. Jeff Fox for the win.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    He also forgot to never have a one nighter with Kate Faber.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Blinguo

    Diversify Your Bonds, Wizards. As for becoming rich, probably doing exactly what Gilbert does or at least did, equals your results may vary. Is that hyperbolic high altitude indoors chamber a bad investment? Did that accelerate his game and thus his joints into the stratosphere, coming back down to Earth in a crash and burn like an energy drink?

  • chintao

    Obama should replace Geithner with Haywood.

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