Monday, August 10th, 2009 at 11:16 am  |  16 responses

Too Close, Too Personal

Drew Gooden shows off the dental work.

Photo by Thierry Desfontaines
Originally published in SLAM 62

Gotta be honest: not sure what’s going on with Drew Gooden here. On the off-chance that he’s wishing, with all his might, to one day land on a true contender, though, maybe Dallas granted his wish. Or, maybe his stomach just hurts.—Adam Fleischer

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  • http://djsklfl.com Jukai

    Looks like he’s shootin’ out a huge D

  • http://www.basketbrasil.com.br Rubens Borges

    He was just trying to find out why he accepted to play on Varejão & Leandrinho’s game, in Rio de Janeiro… Oh, wait… Parties.. right

  • http://slamonline.com/ niQ

    It’s hard not to insert a constipation joke here.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Wishing so hard, he sweats…

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    hes thinking,” dammit, i should have showed up against maryland in the final four!”

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    He misses the duck bill patch at the back of his head.

  • http://www.hoopsvibe.com/nba/overdribbling/index276 chiqo

    he’s trying to make his hairline reappear. it clearly had the reverse effect.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    This really should be a Sure Shot at some point.

  • COLT6

    All of us have this face after realizing a mistake expeshally a huge one. Can’t blame Gooden, he never achieved his full potential. LOL on chiqo and Teddy-the-bear.

  • http://www.loveaware.org rhett

    Caption: When its more than just a fart.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    LOL @ rhett.
    Co-sign Ryne. This is great.

  • http://www.broy7.com nate the great

    haha rhett!

  • http://www.slamonline.com wayno
  • vmcb

    He’s obviously having a night terror; ‘please Lebron, give me another chance!’

  • iLL wiLL

    Gotta love the ads for the fake Air Jordan 11s on the right side!

  • john

    ok that picture is to close