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  • August 26, 2009 2:36 pm  |  213 Comments

    Win an Autographed Chris Paul Jersey!

    The best catchphrase = Authentic threads on your back.

    by Ryne Nelson

    People ask me a lot of questions. For instance, just yesterday, I was asked which two things are the toughest to do at the same time. My answer was simple: achieving greatness on the court while maintaining good-smelling armpits. Sweat, hard work and success don’t usually blend nicely with fragrant body odor. Or so the ladies sometimes tell me. So you can imagine how tough it must be for the NBA’s official deodorant to come up with a truly sticky (er… effective) ad campaign.

    So let’s help Right Guard out. Whoever comes up with the best armpit-related catchphrase involving Right Guard and CP3 will win an authentic Chris Paul autographed away jersey. (If you’re looking for inspiration, Dick Vitale has a whole slew of ‘em.) Nothing crude though, please. The contest ends Sunday at 12 p.m. ET, so make your voice is heard. (Catchphrases involving ‘pitvertising‘ are automatically disqualified… We kid!!)

    A couple other helpful notes. If you and a friend want to play ball with the Hornets point God, you can enter the official CP+3 Sweepstakes. This is a completely separate contest, chaps. Become a fan of the RG Facebook page for the latest updates.

    By entering the sweepstakes you agree to release Sponsor, the NBA Entities, SLAMonline and their respective affiliates and agencies from any and all liabilities for injuries, damages or losses of any kind to in connection with the sweepstakes, prize or any prize-related activity.

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    • JJ Posted: Aug.26 at 2:40 pm
      first!

    • JJ Posted: Aug.26 at 2:43 pm
      If you use right guard, your pits will be as fresh as your game.

    • Ryne Nelson Posted: Aug.26 at 2:43 pm
      Pits fresh as CP3’s game. Hmmm….

    • ti-sizz Posted: Aug.26 at 2:46 pm
      Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets chooses Right Guard in order to be the right guard each and every game

    • ti-sizz Posted: Aug.26 at 2:49 pm
      Only Right Guard has the ability to single-handedly lock Chris Paul down for an entire basketball game

    • Shrugz Posted: Aug.26 at 2:55 pm
      With Right Guard, It keeps you smelling Crisp and Perfect as you drain a 3 (get it CP3 mwhahahhaha)

    • Nolan Posted: Aug.26 at 2:57 pm
      Get Right Gaurd. Just like CP3, you and and your pits will be stink free!

    • slamfan4life Posted: Aug.26 at 2:59 pm
      Right guard, the offical pit protectant of the NBA…keeping you fresh as CP3 as he drops 20 dimes a game

    • niQ Posted: Aug.26 at 3:05 pm
      Right Guard, made for the Right (Point) Guards.

    • andre anglais Posted: Aug.26 at 3:05 pm
      I kind of like “Is that your hair?” but, how about
      “Fast break - Keep the stink off”

    • b00gaz Posted: Aug.26 at 3:08 pm
      Right Guard, made for those who play HARD!

    • Backstage Posted: Aug.26 at 3:09 pm
      Right Guard: Smellin’ good’s as easy as counting to 3.

    • Antoine Washington Posted: Aug.26 at 3:10 pm
      Right Guard: The only guard that can stay with CP3

    • ti-sizz Posted: Aug.26 at 3:10 pm
      Only Right Guard has the ability to single-handedly lock Chris Paul down for an entire game.

    • b00gaz Posted: Aug.26 at 3:12 pm
      Right Guard, makes you feel like a MVP…just like CP3!

    • Chase Posted: Aug.26 at 3:21 pm
      show some video of some sweaty hornets hitting on female reporters after a game and follow it up with, “The only thing helping out his teamates game more than CP3, Right Guard”.

    • Ken Posted: Aug.26 at 3:23 pm
      Right Guard makes you more attractive to women. Before Chris tried it, he was actually Sam Cassell!

    • humous Posted: Aug.26 at 3:27 pm
      “There’s a reason Chris Paul doesn’t stink.”

    • Taranvir Sandhu Posted: Aug.26 at 3:28 pm
      Right Guard: Do you stink? Don’t be sorry… be careful. Use the new Right Guard and you will be as smooth as CP3. Warning: Side affects such as too much attention, may occur(Snap).

    • t.dot Posted: Aug.26 at 3:36 pm
      The only guard for chris paul is right guard.

    • James the balla Posted: Aug.26 at 3:37 pm
      “you don’t just have to be the right guard to wear right guard … but it helps CP3 smell fresh, and play fresh”

    • Ryan Posted: Aug.26 at 3:38 pm
      Right Guard CP3. Get your own!

    • t.dot Posted: Aug.26 at 3:40 pm
      Pointgod chris paul keeps his pits in check with right guard

    • t.dot Posted: Aug.26 at 3:42 pm
      right guard keeps chris pauls pits so fresh, that you might just feel like tasting them

    • Ken Posted: Aug.26 at 3:42 pm
      Have your two best friends left town and moved somewhere else this summer? Right Guard will make you feel better.

    • NAS Posted: Aug.26 at 3:44 pm
      the only thing on the planet that can guard Chris Paul

    • kevin Posted: Aug.26 at 3:56 pm
      Catch a whiff of that fresh, crisp smell from CP3’s armpit as he dishes that no look dime pass you? Now you can! Use Right Guard and smell it all day without being embarrassed and keeping some dignity.

    • TADOne Posted: Aug.26 at 4:05 pm
      Right Guard, protection for the right guard, Chris Paul.

    • kevin Posted: Aug.26 at 4:09 pm
      Catch a whiff of that fresh, crisp smell from CP3’s armpit as he dishes that no look dime past you? Now you can! Use Right Guard and smell it all day without being embarrassed and keeping some dignity.

    • k Posted: Aug.26 at 4:17 pm
      How does CP3 get all those steals? By using Right Guard and keeping those pits fresh and dry when he swipes the ball from you. Warning: Side effects may include you thinking you can do the same, but you won’t get steals, just fouls.

    • Paddy Posted: Aug.26 at 4:29 pm
      thanks to this new extreme dry deodorant cp3 never gets caught off guard

    • doyouwantmore Posted: Aug.26 at 4:30 pm
      Your hard work gets you to the basket. Right Guard gets you there in style.

    • Paddy Posted: Aug.26 at 4:31 pm
      Playing in the west every night, everyone’s gonna sweat. with new right guard fast break deodorant, chris paul only has to worry about one thing: winning

    • doyouwantmore Posted: Aug.26 at 4:32 pm
      We’re not saying Chris Paul is great because he uses Right Guard. But he is. And he does.

    • JChau Posted: Aug.26 at 5:08 pm
      Wonder how Cp3 keeps it fresh every night? Cp3 chooses Right Guard.

    • James the balla Posted: Aug.26 at 5:10 pm
      lol this is they’re way of not paying a marketing guy 100 thousand a year!!

    • Ken Posted: Aug.26 at 5:12 pm
      Is your boss a micro-managing ballbuster, like Byron Scott? No sweat: use right guard.

    • adbphilly Posted: Aug.26 at 5:16 pm
      Even the greatest in the game play with odor. except Chris Paul. you know why? He plays the game with Right Guard, the only deodorant that keeps your game fresh, no matter what sport you play.

    • Pardeep Posted: Aug.26 at 5:19 pm
      In 2005 the Hornets picked the Right Guard and Chris Paul… he always chooses Right Guard

    • Pardeep Posted: Aug.26 at 5:23 pm
      Chris Paul’s stats are NASTY!. But his armpits are the opposite thats because he chooses Right Guard!

    • DP Posted: Aug.26 at 5:27 pm
      CP3 plays wit it. why can’t you play wit it? Grap a right guard right now and tell everyone you know….I play wit it. play wit it.

    • Daniel Posted: Aug.26 at 5:30 pm
      Keep your game as fresh as Chris Paul’s: stick to right guard.

    • martini Posted: Aug.26 at 5:31 pm
      right guard ,dont be shy to take those j’s

    • Taranvir Sandhu Posted: Aug.26 at 5:34 pm
      Ever had bad armpit smell? No Sweat! Blow that bad smell away, with this new Right Guard deodrant stick. Even Cp3 uses it to stay fresh and keep balling. So make the right choice, and choose Right Guard.

    • marketinggenius Posted: Aug.26 at 5:41 pm
      Chris Paul plays basketball very well. We want you to associate his name with Right Guard. Our target market makes the same minimum wage they always have so they’re still spending money on things that cost more than they should.

    • JoNaBo Posted: Aug.26 at 5:42 pm
      CP3 says if you’re gonna get nasty on the court make sure it’s with your game and not your pits.
      -Right Guard

    • nate Posted: Aug.26 at 5:45 pm
      Chris Paul works up a big sweat during the game-but you wouldn’t know it, because of right guard

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 5:51 pm
      Its hard to stay dry in New Orleans. How does Chris Paul do it? He does it with Right Guard.

    • Da Zen Master Posted: Aug.26 at 5:51 pm
      Keeps your ‘pits fresh. (Fresh game not included)

    • Da Zen Master Posted: Aug.26 at 5:53 pm
      New Right Guard Fast Break, breaks down odour fast than CP3 breaks down the D

    • Da Zen Master Posted: Aug.26 at 5:54 pm
      *faster*

    • chingy Posted: Aug.26 at 5:54 pm
      Keeping up with Chris Paul is hard; so use Right Guard

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 5:56 pm
      Just because CP3 plays for near the French Quarter doesn’t mean he has to smell like it. Right Guard: maintenant le jeu frais.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 5:56 pm
      Just because CP3 plays near the French Quarter doesn’t mean he has to smell like it. Right Guard: maintenant le jeu frais.

    • Da Zen Master Posted: Aug.26 at 5:57 pm
      New Right Guard Fast Break. Responds to odour faster than CP3 going coast-to-coast

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 5:59 pm
      Right Guard: the hardest working deodorant for the hardest working point guard.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 6:00 pm
      Right Guard: without it, Chris Paul would stink.

    • chingy Posted: Aug.26 at 6:04 pm
      (in RedBull commercial voice) Right Guard gives you skills. Actually Right Guard protects you from sweatiness and body odor that you will experience when you try to run the point like CP3.

    • Jacob J Posted: Aug.26 at 6:04 pm
      Right Guard Fastbreak: So easy a caveman can do it.

    • Jacob J Posted: Aug.26 at 6:06 pm
      Right Guard Fastbreak: So smooth its like being point god for the hornets.

    • Jacob J Posted: Aug.26 at 6:07 pm
      Right Guard Fastbreak every day will keep defenders away from you all day.

    • supremearthur Posted: Aug.26 at 6:07 pm
      your pits will smell so good, youll grow a mustache and be wearing white and teal cp3’s.

    • Jacob J Posted: Aug.26 at 6:11 pm
      Using Right Guard Fastbreak all day will keep CP3 haters away all day

    • Jacob J Posted: Aug.26 at 6:13 pm
      Right Guard Fastbreak: Its so smooth, clean and fresh its like watching cp3 pass a lob to tyson chandler

    • Jacob J Posted: Aug.26 at 6:14 pm
      Right Guard Fastbreak: The only guard cp3 is passing to on a fastbreak.

    • Pamplaskuce Posted: Aug.26 at 6:25 pm
      Oh man that Sam Cassell one was amazing!! OK here goes Narrator: “Chris Paul plays pass first basketball, he also likes to make the first pass at the new additions to the cheerleading squad…” Chris: “Hello ladies” Cheerleaders: “Hi Chris tee hee” Peja: “What is… up girls?” Cheerleaders: “Bye Chris” Chris: “Peja this is the best assist your going to get from me all season…Freshen up your game” He hands a confused smelly Peja the Deodorant and strolls after the cheerleaders. Narrator: “Freshen up your game”

    • jose Posted: Aug.26 at 6:26 pm
      RightGuard.just because your game stinks, doesn’t mean you have too…

    • RickyRude Posted: Aug.26 at 6:29 pm
      Right Guard: So refreshing, it makes you forget all about Hornets’ Playoff misfortunes.

    • Chris G. Posted: Aug.26 at 6:31 pm
      Chris Paul Drinks Right Guard: Obey Your Thirst…

    • RickyRude Posted: Aug.26 at 6:31 pm
      Right Guard: No matter how clean you’ll get, you’re still pwned by Lakers.

    • Chris G. Posted: Aug.26 at 6:31 pm
      Oh wait… that’s vitamin water

    • Chris G. Posted: Aug.26 at 6:32 pm
      RG

    • Chris G. Posted: Aug.26 at 6:32 pm
      Now that’s RG

    • Chris G. Posted: Aug.26 at 6:34 pm
      Want to be as amazing as CP3? Then practice.
      Want to smell as amazing as CP3? Then get Right Guard.

    • Chris G. Posted: Aug.26 at 6:39 pm
      How about this one… “The Lower Ninth Ward (where the levee broke) of New Orleans still looks like Katrina hit yesterday. Help some regular working class folks out and purchase Right Guard. All profits made will go into helping rebuild the homes of these STILL displaced people.”

    • amrit Posted: Aug.26 at 6:56 pm
      Use Right Guard or get armpit Insuarnce

    • amrit Posted: Aug.26 at 6:59 pm
      http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2431712678_307ab5ea8d_o.jpg
      Right Guard: Irrisistable

    • amrit Posted: Aug.26 at 7:00 pm
      Right Guard: Irristable http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2431712678_307ab5ea8d_o.jpg

    • amrit Posted: Aug.26 at 7:03 pm
      Using Right Guard won’t have ur girl smelling ur armpits all the time but it will keep u fresh all the time

    • andynorstrom Posted: Aug.26 at 7:16 pm
      CP3 is fresh on and off the court- and it has nothing to with his unbelievable game… Get some icy-dry freshness with right guard

    • andynorstrom Posted: Aug.26 at 7:25 pm
      Chris Paul- The only guy to have dry pits, no B.O. and a slippery game on the court. His secret- new right guard fastbreak…

    • rog123 Posted: Aug.26 at 7:34 pm
      Chris Paul=Right Guard Sebastian Telfair=Speed Stick

    • Will Imbo Posted: Aug.26 at 7:52 pm
      Right Guard’s got CP3’s back. Get your back up too.

    • The Seed Posted: Aug.26 at 8:12 pm
      (Voice in the background says)Have any ever been guarded to your right the whole game, well if you get the Right Guard Deo, trust me you will be the Hero like CP3 and then CP3 looks in the camera and says GO LEFT get RIGHT GUARD!!!

    • Moose Posted: Aug.26 at 8:24 pm
      Chris Paul is a player that’s game and fragrance cannot be beaten. CP3 is truly the Right Guard.

    • cKevin Posted: Aug.26 at 8:31 pm
      BUY RIGHT GUARD! Becuase CP3 said so.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 8:33 pm
      Right Guard: The best protection for your funk. So powerful it might even protect the Hornets form losing Chris Paul to free agency. ‘Cause then they would stink.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 8:37 pm
      Chris Paul may be droppin’ dimes all day, but when it is him that needs an assist, he turns to right Guard. Right Guard: Keepin the game fresh.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 8:38 pm
      Chris Paul keeps his ‘pits out of foul trouble with Right Guard.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 8:41 pm
      If you want to be as fresh as CP3 use Right Guard and smell as a true MVP

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 8:42 pm
      Chris Paul likes to keep his pits like he keeps his game: Fresh. Right Guard, when your pits need an assist.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 8:44 pm
      wait i mess up on the first one If you want to be like CP3 us Right Guard and smell like a true MVP

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 8:44 pm
      With Right Guard CP3 is truly M.V.P.: Most Valuable ‘Pits.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 8:46 pm
      wait i mess up on the first one If you want to be as fresh as CP3 use Right guard and smell like a true MVP

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 8:54 pm
      Right Guard pit protector of the NBA, CP3 uses it to ball up everyday.

    • Moose Posted: Aug.26 at 8:58 pm
      I hope AlbertBarr wins this one. All of his entries are great…

    • JMac Posted: Aug.26 at 9:01 pm
      Right Guard’s so fresh, so clean protection keeps up with CP3’s so fresh moves and so clean assists.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 9:05 pm
      Right Guard helps CP3 stay fresh all day, no wonder he gets props while he plays.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 9:08 pm
      CP3

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 9:11 pm
      CP3 assisting all day but when he needs a assist he turns to Right Guard the right way to play.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:12 pm
      Wondering how CP3 can last on the court so long? He uses Right Guard.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:13 pm
      Right Guard, no wonder CP3 can last on the court so long.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 9:13 pm
      Chris Paul says: DON’T LET YOUR GAME STINK! Apply Right Guard Daily.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 9:13 pm
      Thanks Moose.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:14 pm
      5 of 4 doctors recommend Right Guard. Those doctors are CP3.

    • Anton Posted: Aug.26 at 9:15 pm
      CP3 doesn’t let BO give him a flagrant foul - use Right Guard and no-look your way to freshness.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 9:15 pm
      Chris Paul and Right Guard run the ‘pit and roll to perfection.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:16 pm
      With a name like Right Guard, it has to be right for CP3.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:16 pm
      Fresh from CP3, Right Guard.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:16 pm
      Get the Right Guard, or get out.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:18 pm
      Chris Paul, Right Guard at its best!

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:21 pm
      There’s something special about CP3, is it the Right Guard?

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:22 pm
      There’s something special about CP3. Is it his game? Yes. Is it his style? Yes. But most importantly, its the Right Guard.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:23 pm
      When CP3 steps into the court, he steps into Right Guard.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:24 pm
      Right Guard - The Freshmaker!

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:24 pm
      CP3 + Right Guard = The Freshmaker!

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:26 pm
      Right Guard, it does CP3 good!

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:27 pm
      The Right Guard that lasts.

    • Matin A. Posted: Aug.26 at 9:27 pm
      Chris Paul and Right Guard run the ‘pit and roll to perfection.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.26 at 9:28 pm
      Chris Paul is the best because he plays the right way, with an application of right guard every day……………..okay, I need to stop now.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 9:30 pm
      CP3 always getting the girls to hauler, with a assist from Right guard he makes them yell out baller!!!

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 9:39 pm
      Chris Paul so smooth so clean all he does is apply Right Guard in between.

    • ryan teeter Posted: Aug.26 at 9:44 pm
      right guard…it may not make you the r.o.y or win the assists title, but it will keep you smellin like him

    • ryan teeter Posted: Aug.26 at 9:45 pm
      right guard…it may not make you the r.o.y or win the assists title, but it will keep you smellin like the man thats doin it

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 9:49 pm
      CP3 on his game when he plays, Right Guard is their to assist him by the end of the day

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 9:57 pm
      Like the Dos XX commercial voice.CP3 says ” I dont use any ordinary deodorant I use Right Guard - 3 second pause - a ballers best friend.”

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.26 at 10:06 pm
      Even Chris Paul needs an assist, so Right Guard is always on his grocery checklist.

    • Balherett3 Posted: Aug.26 at 10:10 pm
      Right Guard Fast Break Chris Pauls #1 defender on odour, that keeps him getting steals all season long…Right Guard your triple double in the making.

    • maddskizzle Posted: Aug.26 at 10:12 pm
      Right Guard: The best defense for your body’s offense!

    • Balherett3 Posted: Aug.26 at 10:14 pm
      Right Guard Fast Break Chris Pauls #1 defender on odour,that keeps him getting steals all season long.Right Guard your triple double in the making.

    • Balherett3 Posted: Aug.26 at 10:22 pm
      Right Guard Fast Break Chris Paul’s #1 defender on odour that keeps him getting steals all season long. Right Guard your triple double in the making.

    • Roybot Posted: Aug.26 at 10:27 pm
      Whats CP3’s secret on stealing the basketball? Good pits that smells alright made possible with Right Guard. Remember, its all in the pits.

    • Carter Whyte Posted: Aug.26 at 10:32 pm
      run the stick and roll

    • Carter Whyte Posted: Aug.26 at 10:39 pm
      Chris Paul is arguably the best floor general in the game, racking up assists like crazy, butbbefor the game he makes the right choice with right guard

    • chintao Posted: Aug.26 at 11:48 pm
      There’s only one guard that can “stick” Chris Paul. Right Guard.

    • rog123 Posted: Aug.27 at 12:49 am
      Chris Paul = Right Guard Sebastion Telfair = Speed Stick Mike Conly = Gillette Greg Oden = “VERY” Old Spice

    • 24 Karat Gold Posted: Aug.27 at 1:02 am
      Who’s game stinks??? Not CP3 for he uses Right Guard like his game…at the Right Time and Right Way!!!

    • DJ Pierrot Posted: Aug.27 at 3:58 am
      Even in the money time : stay fresh to death !

    • sam chadwick Posted: Aug.27 at 6:56 am
      Right Guard the only think that can stay on Chris Paul for 24hrs

    • Hisham Posted: Aug.27 at 7:23 am
      This contest should’ve been about Gilbert Arenas: Right Guard keeps Gil’s pits so fresh, Jesus chose to live there.

    • maclovenotwar Posted: Aug.27 at 7:36 am
      Pick and roll (on).

    • maclovenotwar Posted: Aug.27 at 7:43 am
      Fresher than Rick Barry’s underarm

    • kyle Posted: Aug.27 at 8:08 am
      Chris Paul chooses Right Guard for protection. Because Charles Oakley was unavailable. Just cuz your game stinks doesn’t mean your pits have to. Chris Paul for Right Guard. (Imagine Chris in George Clinton garb) You funky? That’s good. But it ain’t the 70’s? Try Right Guard. It’ll drop the funk.

    • kyle Posted: Aug.27 at 8:16 am
      (imagine Chris in George Clinton garb) You funky? That’s good. But it ain’t the 70’s? Try Right Guard. Drop the funk!

    • The KiD Posted: Aug.27 at 9:09 am
      Drop dimes, not sweat. Right Guard

    • Logues Posted: Aug.27 at 10:21 am
      The only guard that can keep up with Chris Paul. Right Guard

    • Daniel Posted: Aug.27 at 10:39 am
      For an all-around performance, use Right Guard

    • Boing Dynasty aka Free Lester Hudson Posted: Aug.27 at 10:39 am
      Your all sheeps.

    • johnnyrockets Posted: Aug.27 at 11:41 am
      i like eggs

    • kpad tyrese's dad Posted: Aug.27 at 11:43 am
      Give an assist to your pit!

    • Ken Posted: Aug.27 at 11:44 am
      Chris Paul wears Right Guard. Julius Hodge wears a cup. Right Guard! *insert wailing guitar solo here*

    • DD Posted: Aug.27 at 1:02 pm
      CP3 slashes through defense. Slash through BO with Right Guard!

    • Derrion Tankard Posted: Aug.27 at 1:15 pm
      Right Guard: The right way to play

    • Zee! Posted: Aug.27 at 2:20 pm
      Right Guard: so fresh CP doesn’t shower after the games!

    • Zee! Posted: Aug.27 at 2:38 pm
      Right guard keeps CP smelling so good, Byron Scott isn’t a douche to him!

    • Nic Posted: Aug.27 at 2:56 pm
      Always be on guard with the Right Guard on and off the court.

    • JD Posted: Aug.27 at 2:59 pm
      Pick a Guard - CP3, Right Guard or Both!

    • Jd Posted: Aug.27 at 3:01 pm
      Pick a Guard. Pick 3. Pick CP3 and Right Guard

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.27 at 3:27 pm
      How do you know if you wint the contest?

    • Jd Posted: Aug.27 at 3:38 pm
      Don’t Get a Body Guard. Get the Right Guard - CP3

    • Nic Posted: Aug.27 at 3:40 pm
      Don’t get just any body guard. Get the Right Guard - CP3!

    • Nic Posted: Aug.27 at 3:42 pm
      Don’t get just any body guard. Get the right guard - CP3 w/ Right Guard!

    • adbphilly Posted: Aug.27 at 4:05 pm
      Chris Paul is an assist machine, helping his teammates score, Right Guard assists Chris Paul, helping his armpits stay fresh. Do yourself a favor, assist yourself with Right Guard.

    • Double J Posted: Aug.27 at 4:09 pm
      Like Chris Paul, it’s the right guard for the game…

    • adbphilly Posted: Aug.27 at 5:17 pm
      Chris Paul’s skills last til the final buzzer. Like Chris Right Guard keeps you smelling fresh till the final buzzer. They’re like a dynamic duo. Right Guard, keeping you fresh until the final buzzer.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.27 at 5:33 pm
      Chris Paul really wanted Peja to stop asking him what cologne he was wearing during timeouts. Chris Paul chose to use right guard. Right Guard: keeping you from smelling like Peja.

    • AlbertBarr Posted: Aug.27 at 5:45 pm
      When your team is resigning Sean Marks, you will probably stink. That is why CP3 uses Right Guard, to keep away the stink. It still doesnt change that you resigned sean marks.

    • LeoneL Posted: Aug.27 at 7:12 pm
      Hornets in 2005 and Chris Paul today: They both chose the Right Guard.

    • LeoneL Posted: Aug.27 at 7:14 pm
      “Best Backcourt In The League”

    • LeoneL Posted: Aug.27 at 7:16 pm
      “Best Backcourt In The League” The Point God and Right Guard(TM)

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.27 at 11:20 pm
      There is only one true guard, guarding CP3 and thats Right Guard. The deodorants M.V.P

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.27 at 11:24 pm
      Chris Paul is the best because he plays the right way,with a application of Right Guard he can continue playing all day.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.27 at 11:26 pm
      Right Guard the one and only guard, guarding CP3

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.27 at 11:29 pm
      Or this version. Right Guard the one and only guard that can guard CP3

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.27 at 11:37 pm
      Only the best can play in the west so CP3 uses Right Guard to keep him cool when he takes a rest.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.27 at 11:50 pm
      CP3 says ” When you put on Right Guard it will play the defence so you can play the ultimate offence and what im saying is no nonsence.”

    • Dwayne Robinson Posted: Aug.28 at 12:01 am
      good thing chris paul uses right guard when he headlocks his oppenents

    • adbphilly Posted: Aug.28 at 10:55 am
      chris paul stifles defenses with his unstoppable game. Right guard stifles the odor with its fast break deodorant. A quick one, two punch. Can’t ask for anything better.

    • rated-O Posted: Aug.28 at 12:33 pm
      right guard, for when you want to get Julius Hodge’s nutty stank off your hand.

    • timothy ware Posted: Aug.28 at 12:40 pm
      chris paul uses right guard cause he;PLAYS HARD

    • timothy ware Posted: Aug.28 at 12:40 pm
      chris paul uses right guard cause he;PLAYS HARD

    • Pardeep Posted: Aug.28 at 6:45 pm
      Chris Paul destorys defenders that don’t guard him Right. Right Guard destroys bacteria that makes your armpits smell. Don’t get destroyed. Be the destroyer use Right Guard!

    • Debs Posted: Aug.28 at 8:36 pm
      Even CP3 can’t guard the unguardable. Lucky for him, Right Guard is the perfect sixth man for the job.

    • Mario Zygiel Posted: Aug.28 at 9:51 pm
      YES!!! You can even smell like CP3!!!

    • Jeremy Parker Posted: Aug.28 at 10:02 pm
      Chris Paul is always looking for a steal and there is only one deoderant that can assist him. When CP3 goes hard, he turns to Right Guard.

    • cheire Posted: Aug.29 at 12:32 am
      right guard fastbreak stops odor while cp3 uses his crossover to embarrass his opponents

    • maddskizzle Posted: Aug.29 at 2:35 am
      Remixing my original entry to add CP3 into it: “Chris Paul knows the importance of great defense. That’s why he uses Right Guard. The best defense for your body’s offense!”

    • Kyle Callahan Posted: Aug.29 at 3:06 am
      The only thing on the court that’s better than Chris Paul’s deffense is his deoderents offensive attack to stop sweat and body odor! Chris Paul is the right guard to have on the court so make sure you have the right guard both on the court and off the court, after the game.

    • Reid G. Posted: Aug.29 at 11:01 am
      Right Guard, the assist that helps you score.

    • Shem Posted: Aug.29 at 1:17 pm
      ahahahhaha you guys are terrible especially pardeep that was the worst one yet

    • Shem Posted: Aug.29 at 1:17 pm
      ahahahhaha you guys are terrible especially pardeep that was the worst one yet

    • Shem Posted: Aug.29 at 1:21 pm
      Right Guard: So you dont sweat like shaq

    • Shem Posted: Aug.29 at 1:21 pm
      Right Guard: So you dont sweat like shaq

    • Shem Posted: Aug.29 at 1:28 pm
      The 2005 Hornets and Chris Paul, they both chose the right guard.

    • Andrew Posted: Aug.29 at 2:43 pm
      Chris Paul is the RIGHT GUARD, are you?

    • Jonny Posted: Aug.29 at 3:00 pm
      CP3 and Right Guard - the Pit-Bulls
      CP3 and Right Guard say: “Don’t take any bull from your pits”
      CP3 = Constant Pit Protection Pal

    • Pardeep Posted: Aug.29 at 4:53 pm
      Right Guard.. Always give Chris Paul his first assist.

    • Pardeep Posted: Aug.29 at 4:55 pm
      Before the lobs and no look passes, Right Guard gives CP3 his first assist.

    • William Posted: Aug.29 at 4:55 pm
      CP3 = Can’t Perspire 3

    • Nick Posted: Aug.29 at 8:14 pm
      Right Guard wipes away odor faster than CP3 can get 20 and 10

    • Pardeep Posted: Aug.30 at 1:54 am
      The Hornets favorite guard is Chris Paul. Chris Paul’s favorite guard is Right Guard.

    • Jeremy Parker Posted: Aug.30 at 1:55 am
      CP3 knows all about defense. He uses his quickness and strength to stop the opponents. He uses Right Guard to stop the odor.

    • Pardeep Posted: Aug.30 at 1:56 am
      Want to be unguardable like CP3? Use what Chris Paul uses. Choose Right Guard.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 3:55 am
      The dynamic dual of the NBA. CP3 and Right Guard. Keepin the game fresh.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 3:57 am
      When your pit needs an assist turn to Chris Pauls body guard - Right Guard the right way to play hard.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 3:59 am
      If you want to be as cool and slick as CP3 use Right guard and smell like a fresh M.V.P

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 4:00 am
      If you wonder why CP3 doesnt take a shower after a game. Its because he has Right Guard on. The one to blame.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 4:05 am
      CP3 says” give an assist to your pit so you can rid of your bodys order bit by bit.”

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 4:07 am
      For an all - around performence use Right Guard and play like Chris Paul, hard

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 4:09 am
      Right Guard, Chris Pauls #1 defender on and off the court - remember if you cant beat him join him.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 4:12 am
      Get the best of both worlds. Right Guard: The best defense for your bodys offense.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 4:23 am
      If you want to be like Chris Paul,fresh and fly and make sure the ladies around you dont die, then get Right Guard its so easy to buy.

    • Angel Moran Posted: Aug.30 at 4:30 am
      Chris Paul knows the importance of great defense. Thats why he uses Right Guard. Right Guard the best defense so you can play your best offense.