The best catchphrase = Authentic threads on your back.
People ask me a lot of questions. For instance, just yesterday, I was asked which two things are the toughest to do at the same time. My answer was simple: achieving greatness on the court while maintaining good-smelling armpits. Sweat, hard work and success don’t usually blend nicely with fragrant body odor. Or so the ladies sometimes tell me. So you can imagine how tough it must be for the NBA’s official deodorant to come up with a truly sticky (er… effective) ad campaign.
So let’s help Right Guard out. Whoever comes up with the best armpit-related catchphrase involving Right Guard and CP3 will win an authentic Chris Paul autographed away jersey. (If you’re looking for inspiration, Dick Vitale has a whole slew of ‘em.) Nothing crude though, please. The contest ends Sunday at 12 p.m. ET, so make your voice is heard. (Catchphrases involving ‘pitvertising‘ are automatically disqualified… We kid!!)
A couple other helpful notes. If you and a friend want to play ball with the Hornets point God, you can enter the official CP+3 Sweepstakes. This is a completely separate contest, chaps. Become a fan of the RG Facebook page for the latest updates.
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“Fast break – Keep the stink off”
-Right Guard
Want to smell as amazing as CP3? Then get Right Guard.
Right Guard: Irrisistable
CP3 and Right Guard say: “Don’t take any bull from your pits”
CP3 = Constant Pit Protection Pal