Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm  |  213 responses

Win an Autographed Chris Paul Jersey!

The best catchphrase = Authentic threads on your back.

by Ryne Nelson

People ask me a lot of questions. For instance, just yesterday, I was asked which two things are the toughest to do at the same time. My answer was simple: achieving greatness on the court while maintaining good-smelling armpits. Sweat, hard work and success don’t usually blend nicely with fragrant body odor. Or so the ladies sometimes tell me. So you can imagine how tough it must be for the NBA’s official deodorant to come up with a truly sticky (er… effective) ad campaign.

So let’s help Right Guard out. Whoever comes up with the best armpit-related catchphrase involving Right Guard and CP3 will win an authentic Chris Paul autographed away jersey. (If you’re looking for inspiration, Dick Vitale has a whole slew of ‘em.) Nothing crude though, please. The contest ends Sunday at 12 p.m. ET, so make your voice is heard. (Catchphrases involving ‘pitvertising‘ are automatically disqualified… We kid!!)

A couple other helpful notes. If you and a friend want to play ball with the Hornets point God, you can enter the official CP+3 Sweepstakes. This is a completely separate contest, chaps. Become a fan of the RG Facebook page for the latest updates.

By entering the sweepstakes you agree to release Sponsor, the NBA Entities, SLAMonline and their respective affiliates and agencies from any and all liabilities for injuries, damages or losses of any kind to in connection with the sweepstakes, prize or any prize-related activity.

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  • Matin A.

    Wondering how CP3 can last on the court so long? He uses Right Guard.

  • Matin A.

    Right Guard, no wonder CP3 can last on the court so long.

  • AlbertBarr

    Chris Paul says: DON’T LET YOUR GAME STINK! Apply Right Guard Daily.

  • AlbertBarr

    Thanks Moose.

  • Matin A.

    5 of 4 doctors recommend Right Guard. Those doctors are CP3.

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    CP3 doesn’t let BO give him a flagrant foul – use Right Guard and no-look your way to freshness.

  • AlbertBarr

    Chris Paul and Right Guard run the ‘pit and roll to perfection.

  • Matin A.

    With a name like Right Guard, it has to be right for CP3.

  • Matin A.

    Fresh from CP3, Right Guard.

  • Matin A.

    Get the Right Guard, or get out.

  • Matin A.

    Chris Paul, Right Guard at its best!

  • Matin A.

    There’s something special about CP3, is it the Right Guard?

  • Matin A.

    There’s something special about CP3. Is it his game? Yes. Is it his style? Yes. But most importantly, its the Right Guard.

  • Matin A.

    When CP3 steps into the court, he steps into Right Guard.

  • Matin A.

    Right Guard – The Freshmaker!

  • Matin A.

    CP3 + Right Guard = The Freshmaker!

  • Matin A.

    Right Guard, it does CP3 good!

  • Matin A.

    The Right Guard that lasts.

  • Matin A.

    Chris Paul and Right Guard run the ‘pit and roll to perfection.

  • AlbertBarr

    Chris Paul is the best because he plays the right way, with an application of right guard every day……………..okay, I need to stop now.

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    CP3 always getting the girls to hauler, with a assist from Right guard he makes them yell out baller!!!

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    Chris Paul so smooth so clean all he does is apply Right Guard in between.

  • ryan teeter

    right guard…it may not make you the r.o.y or win the assists title, but it will keep you smellin like him

  • http://nba.com ryan teeter

    right guard…it may not make you the r.o.y or win the assists title, but it will keep you smellin like the man thats doin it

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    CP3 on his game when he plays, Right Guard is their to assist him by the end of the day

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    Like the Dos XX commercial voice.CP3 says ” I dont use any ordinary deodorant I use Right Guard – 3 second pause – a ballers best friend.”

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    Even Chris Paul needs an assist, so Right Guard is always on his grocery checklist.

  • Balherett3

    Right Guard Fast Break Chris Pauls #1 defender on odour, that keeps him getting steals all season long…Right Guard your triple double in the making.

  • maddskizzle

    Right Guard: The best defense for your body’s offense!

  • Balherett3

    Right Guard Fast Break Chris Pauls #1 defender on odour,that keeps him getting steals all season long.Right Guard your triple double in the making.

  • Balherett3

    Right Guard Fast Break Chris Paul’s #1 defender on odour that keeps him getting steals all season long. Right Guard your triple double in the making.

  • Roybot

    Whats CP3′s secret on stealing the basketball? Good pits that smells alright made possible with Right Guard. Remember, its all in the pits.

  • Carter Whyte

    run the stick and roll

  • Carter Whyte

    Chris Paul is arguably the best floor general in the game, racking up assists like crazy, butbbefor the game he makes the right choice with right guard

  • chintao

    There’s only one guard that can “stick” Chris Paul. Right Guard.

  • rog123

    Chris Paul = Right Guard

    Sebastion Telfair = Speed Stick

    Mike Conly = Gillette

    Greg Oden = “VERY” Old Spice

  • http://www.slamonline.com 24 Karat Gold

    Who’s game stinks??? Not CP3 for he uses Right Guard like his game…at the Right Time and Right Way!!!

  • DJ Pierrot

    Even in the money time : stay fresh to death !

  • http://behindtheback.webeden.co.uk sam chadwick

    Right Guard the only think that can stay on Chris Paul for 24hrs

  • http://www.mynameinblue.blogspot.com Hisham

    This contest should’ve been about Gilbert Arenas:

    Right Guard keeps Gil’s pits so fresh, Jesus chose to live there.

  • http://slamonline.com maclovenotwar

    Pick and roll (on).

  • http://slamonline.com maclovenotwar

    Fresher than Rick Barry’s underarm

  • http://www.tscblogs.com kyle

    Chris Paul chooses Right Guard for protection. Because Charles Oakley was unavailable.

    Just cuz your game stinks doesn’t mean your pits have to. Chris Paul for Right Guard.

    (Imagine Chris in George Clinton garb) You funky? That’s good. But it ain’t the 70′s? Try Right Guard. It’ll drop the funk.

  • http://www.tscblogs.com kyle

    (imagine Chris in George Clinton garb) You funky? That’s good. But it ain’t the 70′s? Try Right Guard. Drop the funk!

  • The KiD

    Drop dimes, not sweat. Right Guard

  • http://yahoo.com Logues

    The only guard that can keep up with Chris Paul. Right Guard

  • Daniel

    For an all-around performance, use Right Guard

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka Free Lester Hudson

    Your all sheeps.

  • johnnyrockets

    i like eggs

  • kpad tyrese’s dad

    Give an assist to your pit!

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