Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm  |  213 responses

Win an Autographed Chris Paul Jersey!

The best catchphrase = Authentic threads on your back.

by Ryne Nelson

People ask me a lot of questions. For instance, just yesterday, I was asked which two things are the toughest to do at the same time. My answer was simple: achieving greatness on the court while maintaining good-smelling armpits. Sweat, hard work and success don’t usually blend nicely with fragrant body odor. Or so the ladies sometimes tell me. So you can imagine how tough it must be for the NBA’s official deodorant to come up with a truly sticky (er… effective) ad campaign.

So let’s help Right Guard out. Whoever comes up with the best armpit-related catchphrase involving Right Guard and CP3 will win an authentic Chris Paul autographed away jersey. (If you’re looking for inspiration, Dick Vitale has a whole slew of ‘em.) Nothing crude though, please. The contest ends Sunday at 12 p.m. ET, so make your voice is heard. (Catchphrases involving ‘pitvertising‘ are automatically disqualified… We kid!!)

A couple other helpful notes. If you and a friend want to play ball with the Hornets point God, you can enter the official CP+3 Sweepstakes. This is a completely separate contest, chaps. Become a fan of the RG Facebook page for the latest updates.

By entering the sweepstakes you agree to release Sponsor, the NBA Entities, SLAMonline and their respective affiliates and agencies from any and all liabilities for injuries, damages or losses of any kind to in connection with the sweepstakes, prize or any prize-related activity.

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  • Ken

    Chris Paul wears Right Guard. Julius Hodge wears a cup. Right Guard! *insert wailing guitar solo here*

  • DD

    CP3 slashes through defense. Slash through BO with Right Guard!

  • http://N/A Derrion Tankard

    Right Guard: The right way to play

  • http://double-technical.blogspot.com Zee!

    Right Guard: so fresh CP doesn’t shower after the games!

  • http://double-technical.blogspot.com Zee!

    Right guard keeps CP smelling so good, Byron Scott isn’t a douche to him!

  • Nic

    Always be on guard with the Right Guard on and off the court.

  • JD

    Pick a Guard – CP3, Right Guard or Both!

  • Jd

    Pick a Guard. Pick 3. Pick CP3 and Right Guard

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    How do you know if you wint the contest?

  • Jd

    Don’t Get a Body Guard. Get the Right Guard – CP3

  • Nic

    Don’t get just any body guard. Get the Right Guard – CP3!

  • Nic

    Don’t get just any body guard. Get the right guard – CP3 w/ Right Guard!

  • adbphilly

    Chris Paul is an assist machine, helping his teammates score, Right Guard assists Chris Paul, helping his armpits stay fresh. Do yourself a favor, assist yourself with Right Guard.

  • Double J

    Like Chris Paul, it’s the right guard for the game…

  • adbphilly

    Chris Paul’s skills last til the final buzzer. Like Chris Right Guard keeps you smelling fresh till the final buzzer. They’re like a dynamic duo. Right Guard, keeping you fresh until the final buzzer.

  • http://www.digitalthread.com AlbertBarr

    Chris Paul really wanted Peja to stop asking him what cologne he was wearing during timeouts. Chris Paul chose to use right guard. Right Guard: keeping you from smelling like Peja.

  • http://www.digitalthread.com AlbertBarr

    When your team is resigning Sean Marks, you will probably stink. That is why CP3 uses Right Guard, to keep away the stink. It still doesnt change that you resigned sean marks.

  • LeoneL

    Hornets in 2005 and Chris Paul today: They both chose the Right Guard.

  • LeoneL

    “Best Backcourt In The League”

  • LeoneL

    “Best Backcourt In The League” The Point God and Right Guard(TM)

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    There is only one true guard, guarding CP3 and thats Right Guard. The deodorants M.V.P

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    Chris Paul is the best because he plays the right way,with a application of Right Guard he can continue playing all day.

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    Right Guard the one and only guard, guarding CP3

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    Or this version. Right Guard the one and only guard that can guard CP3

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    Only the best can play in the west so CP3 uses Right Guard to keep him cool when he takes a rest.

  • http://yahoo.com Angel Moran

    CP3 says ” When you put on Right Guard it will play the defence so you can play the ultimate offence and what im saying is no nonsence.”

  • Dwayne Robinson

    good thing chris paul uses right guard when he headlocks his oppenents

  • adbphilly

    chris paul stifles defenses with his unstoppable game. Right guard stifles the odor with its fast break deodorant. A quick one, two punch. Can’t ask for anything better.

  • rated-O

    right guard, for when you want to get Julius Hodge’s nutty stank off your hand.

  • http://yahoo timothy ware

    chris paul uses right guard cause he;PLAYS HARD

  • http://yahoo timothy ware

    chris paul uses right guard cause he;PLAYS HARD

  • http://www.slamonline.com Pardeep

    Chris Paul destorys defenders that don’t guard him Right. Right Guard destroys bacteria that makes your armpits smell. Don’t get destroyed. Be the destroyer use Right Guard!

  • Debs

    Even CP3 can’t guard the unguardable. Lucky for him, Right Guard is the perfect sixth man for the job.

  • Mario Zygiel

    YES!!! You can even smell like CP3!!!

  • Jeremy Parker

    Chris Paul is always looking for a steal and there is only one deoderant that can assist him. When CP3 goes hard, he turns to Right Guard.

  • cheire

    right guard fastbreak stops odor while cp3 uses his crossover to embarrass his opponents

  • maddskizzle

    Remixing my original entry to add CP3 into it: “Chris Paul knows the importance of great defense. That’s why he uses Right Guard. The best defense for your body’s offense!”

  • Kyle Callahan

    The only thing on the court that’s better than Chris Paul’s deffense is his deoderents offensive attack to stop sweat and body odor! Chris Paul is the right guard to have on the court so make sure you have the right guard both on the court and off the court, after the game.

  • Reid G.

    Right Guard, the assist that helps you score.

  • Shem

    ahahahhaha you guys are terrible especially pardeep that was the worst one yet

  • Shem

    ahahahhaha you guys are terrible especially pardeep that was the worst one yet

  • Shem

    Right Guard: So you dont sweat like shaq

  • Shem

    Right Guard: So you dont sweat like shaq

  • Shem

    The 2005 Hornets and Chris Paul, they both chose the right guard.

  • Andrew

    Chris Paul is the RIGHT GUARD, are you?

  • Jonny

    CP3 and Right Guard – the Pit-Bulls
    CP3 and Right Guard say: “Don’t take any bull from your pits”
    CP3 = Constant Pit Protection Pal

  • http://www.slamonline.com Pardeep

    Right Guard.. Always give Chris Paul his first assist.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Pardeep

    Before the lobs and no look passes, Right Guard gives CP3 his first assist.

  • http://hoopkole@yahoo.com William

    CP3 = Can’t Perspire 3

  • Nick

    Right Guard wipes away odor faster than CP3 can get 20 and 10

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