Monday, September 14th, 2009 at 9:00 am  |  123 responses

Bryon Russell Hasn’t Suffered Enough

by Marcel Mutoni

During his Hall of Fame speech – a candid, but strange and often petty 23 minute affair – Michael Jordan told the story of how a young (and foolish) Bryon Russell once made the mistake of challenging him.

This was during MJ’s first retirement, when he was playing Minor League baseball. As you know, that move did not work out so well for Bryon.

Neither Jordan or Russell plays ball professionally anymore, but both guys’ competitive juices are evidently still flowing. After listening to his speech, Russell issued yet another challenge to Michael.

From Yahoo!:

“I’ll play his ass right now,” Russell said. “This is a call-out for him to come play me. He can come out here in his private jet and come play. He’s got millions of dollars. He can pay for the jet. He can meet me at the Recreation Center in Calabasas. We can have Mark Jackson do the commentating. We can have Mitch Richmond do the officiating. We can put it on TV and see if Michael’s still got it.”

Russell, now 38, last played in the NBA during the 2005-06 season, but he works out daily and is eager to “guard [Jordan] again and beat him.” Russell encouraged Jordan to get his phone number from a mutual friend if he’s up for the challenge. Until then, he wants Jordan to know this: “I keep my basketball shorts on.”

Oh, Bryon. Have you learned nothing from the lessons of the past?

Jordan hinted in his speech that he could attempt another comeback to the hardwood when he’s 50, but after this latest round of trash talk, the shorts and Air Jordans could be laced up a hell of a lot sooner.

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  • http://fsjkfdlc.om Jukai

    I don’t know why my posts aren’t showing up. I’m getting sort of tired of this. Not reposting what I said.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    I co-sign Garret. I said the only person I felt bad for was probably Bryon Russell. And he does have a right to reply in the way that he did. But at the same time I thoroughly enjoyed Mike’s honest, tearful speech and I didn’t see it as mean-spirited at all (except maybe to Bryon Russell).

  • vic21

    Bryon, the right place and time to challenge Jordan was in the NBA finals, and MJ kicked your ass twice. Shut up and stop acting like a loser. Wait a minute… you are a loser!!!

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    A Dennis Rodman sighting!!!

  • Matt D

    I don’t get what the fuss is about. Those who criticize MJ must not have paid attention to the speech. He didn’t attack anyone, he THANKED them in his own way for “adding wood to his fire”. He first thanked his siblings to light the competitive fire in him, and then talked about all those other names: Dean Smith, Leroy Smith, Buzz Peterson and so on. Every time he mentioned a name, he was thanking them for helping him become the Michael Jordan we all know.

  • E

    If ur able to drive a mercedes in an underwear commercial its a pass to talk shit. Plus who wouldnt be an assjerk after all the praise the world dropped on this guy? Hell next year he’ll be white, wearing a glove, dancing at halftimes across america!!!During 1992 olympics he wasmobbed by like a billion fans in an hour Who wouldnt think they the cats ass after that?

  • Rnz

    I am a big fan of MJ, but I’ve never heard of him punching steve kerr in practice…could somebody fill me in?

  • http://Www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Anyone else notice how nicely Tony Kukoc is aging? Dude looked like a cliché of a Havard Professor there, graying hair, the glasses, the aura of class, the suit. Pippen by comparison looked like he just finished a workout with Wade & Co. At Grovers sweathouse in Chicago. And where the HELL was that other arrogant tool, Phil Jackson?? Malone dropped by for his boy, with a family crisis on his hands, but Zen Phil can’t unglue his hands from Jeanie Buss long enough to drop by? Weakest!

  • http://www.garrettelliott.com Garrett

    vic21: I agree — the right time and place WAS the finals, and Jordan won. So why is he still saying he’ll kick Russell’s ass now? If he thinks he can, I say let them go at it.

  • letsmotor

    First of all, I agree with what lots of you are saying about the speech being a chance for MJ to be himself. For this reason, it was a lot less formal, and as some of you think, worse than Stockton’s and Robinson’s speeches. But you also have to consider the position Jordan was in that night. He was clearly the headlining act, so there were very high expectations, and he spoke on the fly. Wish I could give specifics, but I remember him stumbling over words now and then, which to me says he was kind of nervous. I guess I’m just wondering if people were uncomfortable because of what MJ said, or because of the informal (super unusual for an icon like MJ), uncalculated way he said it. I’m sure if he’d written a speech beforehand and taken the time to think about how he would articulate certain things, there wouldn’t be nearly as much controversy.

  • http:///realcavsfans.com Anton

    ESPN had a funny example of Mike’s as$hole-ness:
    “In the pre-Olympic scrimmage, the game was more intense than actual Olympic play. Michael’s team vs. Magic’s team. Mike’s team was up 6 with 10 seconds remaining and assistant coach Mike Krzyzewski re-assures the players: ‘Plenty of time left.” Mike, in the middle of shooting free throws, slams the ball down on the floor and yells back at coach K: ‘F*ck that, man! Ain’t no time left, it’s over!”

  • BostonBaller

    Why were the people who were supposed to usher the new HOF’ers in just standing there this year with no part in it at all?

  • BostonBaller

    Mr. Anton, please explain to me how what Jordan said in that scrimmage indicated that he was an AnalCircle? From all I’ve seen and read about that game, everyone was talking major trash (especially Magic, which spurred MJ on to go nuts and bring his side back. Would that mean Magic and the others are AnalCircles also? We all have responded to or friends like Jordan did his in that scrimmage

  • http://yahoo.com Logues

    Bryon russell needs to get a life

  • COLT6

    First of all, Mike’s chick was smokin’ hot! DANG, I need to get me one of those. Second, Russell did not and will never beat Mike. Stop dreaming folks. Third, Some of the things Jordan said were completely unnecessary, even coming off as insecure a bit. He is the greatest basketball player of all time and he did not need to say some of the things he said (Krause, “I don’t want to be you”, I in win…) but at the end of the day, it was Michael Jordan’s speech people, it was his prerogative to say the things he wanted to say.

  • chintao

    FMJ

  • http://Www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Chintao’s consistency is admirable

  • OneStep

    Mr. Russell you are a twat!

  • http:///realcavsfans.com Anton

    @ BostonBaller Nah, I just found it funny that a man can be that good and show it.
    *foul on Magic*
    Magic: “Aww, what is this, the Chicago Arena? Are you gonna get all the calls here too?”
    MJ: “No, it’s the 90′s, not the 80′s”
    Oooohhhhh snap!

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    This would make for better TV, than anything LeBron could host.

  • http://Www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Bron did a good job guest hosting SNL 2 seasons ago, Dacre

  • rikson

    Bryon “dont call me byron” Russell

  • comfortat

    Here’s what bugged me. Jim Rice was a prick all his life, but when he got inducted to the HOF, he was humbled and honored. MJ was neither humble nor honored. He was sad. He was sad that he will never get to play in the NBA again. He’ll never hear the crowd cheer his every move ever again.

    Well guess what MJ? Boo friggin Hoo. Most of us were lucky to ever even play in a HS game. No scholarships, no fat NBA contracts, no global icon, no women throwing themselves at us. None of it. You had it all. Can’t you be thankful for even one day? No? You have to be a petty, egotistical jerk every day of your life? I feel sorry for you. Every man watching wanted to be you, even for a day. You act as if you should always get your way, even as you get old.

    MJ’s a pathetic loser in my book.

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