Friday, September 4th, 2009 at 10:00 am  |  19 responses

Dirk’s Jailed Ex Fiancée is Not Pregnant

A very heavy sigh of relief could be heard from a tall German man yesterday, if his lawyer is to be believed: “Nowitzki’s attorney, Robert Hart, said he received medical records Thursday from Missouri correctional facility officials that show [Cristal] Taylor was administered a pregnancy test Monday. The result was negative, Hart said, citing the medical record. Mavericks officials said Nowitzki was told of the news while in South Africa for the NBA’s Basketball Without Borders program. He was not available for comment Thursday. ‘As we suspected, we did not believe her story,’ Hart said of the latest, and perhaps most important, twist in the four-month saga that began with Taylor’s May 6 arrest at Nowitzki’s Preston Hollow home.”

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  • http://slamonline.com niQ

    lol wow.

  • neaorin

    Good for Dirk. I hope he’s learned his lesson.

  • rav

    at least dirk’s money is now safe …

  • http://www.twitter.com/dakidobf Dfrance

    Dirk dodged a bullet with that one!

  • http://slamonline.com YKnot

    Thus ends his quest to become the German Shawn Kemp.

  • http://Www.bbaxn.com Darksaber

    “uh, won the superbowl, then drive home in a Hyundai….” nope, this time the Star gets to keep his moolah. Sorry Golddig… I mean Crystal (if thats even her name).

  • http://www.hoopsvibe.com/christopher_sells-authorHV106.html chiqo

    maury povich is upset that he didn’t get to announce this.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    I better her middle name is Meth.

  • Remo Williams

    Dirk… you are NOT the father!! congrats my man

  • JoeMaMa

    News report have a lederhosen-laden Dirk twirling through the Austrian mountains, singing the Sound of Music Soundtrack.

  • Josh D

    So this whole story has been a waste of time?

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    We’ve all had our fair share of drunken uggos, but this one takes the cake. And then takes everything else.

  • http://sevendeu2u.wordpress.com/ Seven deuce

    Man, if Dirk ever sets me up on a blind date, I’m sprinting in the other direction!

  • Duncan21

    Oh man, Dirk needs some dating help!

  • ENDS

    reports from S. Aftica have confirmed a 7 foot long haired German doing back flips whistling dixie and screaming “I’m the KING OF THE WORLD”

  • Yesse

    Damn she lied that too?Dirk really needs to pick his company right lol.

  • knock

    Not surprised. The chick looks like a crackhead. Is that the best Pu$$y a max contract nba player can get these days????

  • Maya

    Dirk was hella lucky

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    I thought Dirk only shot blanks in the finals?