Friday, September 18th, 2009 at 10:30 am  |  73 responses

Report: Odom to Wed a Kardashian

I’m told that you can’t turn a Kardashian into a housewife, but Lamar is out to prove us all wrong it seems: “Insiders tell E! News exclusively that Khloé Kardashian and her NBA star boyfriend Lamar Odom are already planning to tie the knot. Odom, a forward for the L.A. Lakers, and Khloé recently have been ‘talking about rings,’ says a source close to the couple.”

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  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    He picked the worst one.

  • http://slamonline.com/ niQ

    I don’t really know what to say. Congrats? Good thing he signed that contract?

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    Yoko Khloe.

  • Drew

    What an idiot! Once she puts that ring on she’s going to let herself go again and become fat.

  • ber

    We can only hope, Brad.

  • http://morethanpractice.wordpress.com ja lawrence

    I wish these girls would just go away.

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka make it reign aka flightschool aka the ghetto Kornel David

    Dosnt she have like 7 better looking sisters?

  • hillbilly

    The only rings Khloe Kardashian knows anything about are of the onion variety.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    Wasn’t Rashad McCants beating this up like 6 months ago?

  • vtrobot

    Oh no. WTF? Even as a admitted Laker hater, I don’t like this move. What is Lamar doing? I had to look up which one was Klohe and I assumed that she was at least the smaller (somewhat attractive sister). Not that other one. That girls is like a 3. Lamar should be with a 10. Looks aside, F that whole family of idiots and all the other real housewives and everyone with their total BS “reality” shows. START THE SEASON!! C’MON! I want to see Ron Ron, I want to see the new Cavs. I want to see Gilbert back. I want to see the C’s take it all again!

  • T Money

    Kobe and Phil really did a job on Lamar’s self esteem.

  • http://bballin_playa66@hotmail.com desmon

    most gross story i ever heard.-

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    The ratio of funny comments on this post is pleasantly high.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Klav

    Brad and T Money win.

  • RV

    what happened between lamar and his wife? I never heard anythign about them splitting, all of a sudden he was out dating club hoes…

  • WOODY

    Doesn’t Chloe start with a C?? Maybe she’s special.

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka make it reign aka flightschool aka the ghetto Kornel David

    ^Maybe she used to be JR Smith’s jumpoff.

  • http://www.facebook.com mat smith

    He liked cameron diaz’s role in shrek 2

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    i thought he was dating tajari henson. wow he’s taking an L for this one.

  • SWIFTboy

    So this is all based on the fact that someone overheard Lamar Odom talking about the ring he was gonna be getting this fall? Khloé might be in for a very serious letdown.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    I thought he was married? Wasn’t he married when his little girl died a while back? I could have sworn he was talking about his wife back then.
    And co-sign the fact that he picked the worst one of the bunch and the one who seems to have a jones for ballers.

  • http://Egotastic.com Michael

    I thought he was married?

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    He had (has?) a long-time girlfriend he had three kids with (including the baby boy who sadly passed away at 6 months, RIP kid) but he never married. Y’all quit hating on Khloe, I know Kim gets all the love cause her body is bangin’, but honestly chick needs like ten pounds of make-up just to leave the crib. I ain’t feelin’ that. The other one is stil my favorite though..what’s her name…Kourtney. Yeah. Pretty face and thick below the waist. She could get it if wifey wasn’t in my life. For real.

  • mookie

    Lamar can do better!! He gets Cloe while Lil Wayne impregnates Lauren London.

  • Kent Kanada

    oooo Lamar! you shouldn’t have! He mize well just give her his champ ring. It would probably fit her fat fingers.

  • http://massmovementtv.blogspot.com Chris G.

    Hahaha, nice comment Brad.

    “Brad Long Posted: Sep.18 at 11:07 am
    Yoko Khloe.”

    The rest of yall are just mean.

  • Rich

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Rich

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://slamonline.com Big D

    Kim- yes
    Kourtney- heck yes
    Khloe- heck no

  • Jacqueline Mitchell

    There goes the Lakers chance at a repeat. Shoot!!

  • http://stapledesign.com Spaceship Jay

    Lamar OBVIOUSLY knows something that we don’t about Khloe Kardashian.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    The only dudes i know that wouldnt smash Khloe are the ones that like other dudes. At least she is 100% natural and doesnt have a bear-gut esque stomach like most ‘thick’ girls. Lamar Odom ftw!

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    bear-gut = beer gut

  • Esco

    I’m amazed no one mentioned that Boing had one the funniest and sneakily placed comments on this. Hats off to you sir. That was genius.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Myles Brown

    I always imagine the conversation people must have about the Kardashians. “Who are they?” “You see the one with the big *ss? She got peed on in a sex tape by a washed up R&B singer. Now theyre all famous.” “Really? Sigh. That is a nice *ss though.”

  • http://toronto.com Mr.416

    That about sums it up Myles……I don’t know how these three are “famous”

  • Riggs

    most of the time i would co-sign a BETCATS post, this is not one of those times….

  • Riggs

    funny thing about kims ass, its fake.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    I literally fell out of my chair at work laughing at Myles comment. Wow.

  • Randy Brown

    Khloe, by way of being an ugly chick, is the only sister with any semblance of a personality. All he has to do is get working on a way to get her brain into Kim’s body. Kourtney would receive lovemaking also, but I think she’s still pregnant

  • Donovan Phelan

    This is a mistake. Hope he has a prenup. Those women love money.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Tariq

    Man you people don’t know either one of those people. That being said, if I could come up with something funny to say, I would have said it.

  • Royal

    C’mon Lamar

  • http://fjsklf.com Jukai

    This is perfect guys. They both had so much potential but really never lived up to their more famous counterparts. Eh? Eh?
    Okay, T-Money took my joke.

  • http://juanm.garcia@comcast.net Latin Syndicate

    You fools. They were talking about all the rings the Lakers are gonna be winning these next few years. Wake up!

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka make it reign aka flightschool aka the ghetto Kornel David

    Myles are you blending R. Kelly and Ray J into one washed up RnB singer? Or did i see a different tape? Good lookin out Esco.

  • ballin on em

    ewww rashad mccants sloppy seconds? even gerald green wouldnt

  • RV

    props to their brother though..

  • Duncan21

    Ha you guys are jacked up fo reals. Yall actin like she all ugly and shhh. I’d def hit it. Um, well good wishes Lamar, even tho I hate you and the Lake show organization

  • http://www.twitter.com/Th3_R3al_Chris Young Chris MP3

    Myles: That was one of the Kardashians R Kelly was boning back in 2001?

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