Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 at 4:34 pm  |  127 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

LeBron James & Chris PaulThe Tour de Akron? Well, something like that. In late-August, Bron and his man CP3 took part in the LeBron James State Farm King For Kids Bike-a-thon. That’s our dry and fact-based “caption.” It’s not too fun, though. That’s where you guys come in. How would you caption this?

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Tanner Ray

    Shaq way in the back: Hey yo LeBron, man what are you doing, it is supposed to be shaq vs. not Lebron vs.

  • Andre Pruitt

    Lebron: Hey Chris, doesn’t the guy riding behind you, look like Sir Charles?
    CP3: Yeah, I know! (Laughs)
    Lebron: Just, don’t turn around and look back because he might run you over, You know how clumsly Charles can be!(Laughs)
    CP3: (Laughs)

  • http://Slamonline.com Robert Mccullough

    Lebron:(Laughing)Hey Chris Nice Game 4 Against The Nuggets In The Playoffs.
    Chris:(Smiling)Nice Game 6 Against Orlando In The Playoffs,But Why Didn’t You Shake Dwight’s Hand?

  • arnold cabrera

    Bron: Ha! I bet Kobe cant beat me here!!
    CP3: True.. But I can!!!

  • mvp420

    bron23:dont tell me thats kobe up there?
    CP3:naw, naw not again
    bron:damn, i think its him. all i see is a two and a four?
    DudeBackRight: did ya’ll just say “kobe”?

    fyi-dude in the back looks like glen BABY davis!!haha

  • Ty

    Chris: Bron, we’re lookin’ like dorks and dude up front has a camera.
    Lebron: Don’t sweat it CP. I got Nike reps.

  • pacemaker

    Lebron:You think you can beat me if I go slow?
    CP3:HAHA, I don’t need you to go slow, I don’t even need a bike! Just give me a basketball and a hoop.

  • http://www.alwaysbball.blogspot.com einstein

    CP3: “How do you give assists on this one?”
    LeBron: “Does Dan Gilbert have a biking franchise?”

  • http://slamonline.com/contests Anthony L. Foreman

    Lebron: ” Hey Chris I think we need to go another round” CP3: “Hey Bron I think you’re right; go for it”. The Guy in the back: “Have these two lost their minds ?????!!!!!!!!!!!

  • aidan rooney

    i told you we took the wrong turn.. the road to glory was back their

  • humous

    Ben Wallace and Oliver Miller struggle to keep pace with LeBron and CP3.

  • jay javier x)

    (in the background music)
    ” i like to ride my bicycle” (8)

    lebron: mum look at me go.. weeeeee!!!!
    chris: dad, look look.. no more training wheels ! ^^

  • Le’Nier Knox

    CP3: Lebron, if I reach the finish line before you, are you going to hide the tapes???

    LBJ: HAHAHAHA!!…is this actually being recorded??? ~speeds up~

  • http://N/A Darrell

    Bron: Hey chis look, there is my old 35,000 sq ft house.Man I was cramped for space.
    Chris: Huh ……… Im still a better bowler!!

  • thalilbigkahuna

    “Bicycle! Bicycle! I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike…”

    (From the Queen song Bicycle Race)

  • Prez

    bron: 16 mill a year salary, millions in endorsments, sold out venues and we stuck on this bike.

    cp3: Dont blame me, i voted republican.

  • Tomer Shaldag

    Lebron: C’mon guys! only 394 miles to go to NY!

  • naterun

    CP3: ” Bron i see the finish line, i think im goin to win”
    Bron: “Who’s gon see it? i’ll have nike confiscate this too”
    CP3:” figures”

  • cody

    Bron to CP: This is a stroll through the park man. One of my teammates hooked me up wit this DIESEL engine in the back

  • Josh D

    LJ: Hey CP3 do you reckon if i carried the ball all through this race the ref would call me 4 a travel

  • http://1815woodbenddrivestonemountianGa30083 David Porter

    Is that lil Charles barkley behind CP3?

  • Maarten!

    Lebron: Damn CP, these guys really want our autographs!
    Chris P: Is that Ben Wallace behind you?!

  • Grant Housman

    CP3: uhh Bron how come we didn’t think of ridin’ Harley’s (Davidson)

  • kevin moore

    Lebron:”Yay everyone im in the lead!!”

    Dude behind LeBron:”i think i can! i think i can!!”

    two guys on the left ” hehe he dosen’t even have a clue we jacked his training wheels”

    CP3 ” wow LeBron im proud of you that you finaly took your training wheels off!”

  • andrew

    cp3: lebron why you get the gold helmet
    lebron: they dont call me king james for nothing

  • kevin moore

    this is actually a retake. LeBron had Nike get rid of the first take with LeBron cheating and having Shaq pull him on his Custom Harly.

    silly LeBron!, championships are for Kobes!

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Thanks everyone for participating. Look for the winner in SLAM 133, on sale around October 19.

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