Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 at 4:34 pm  |  127 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

LeBron James & Chris PaulThe Tour de Akron? Well, something like that. In late-August, Bron and his man CP3 took part in the LeBron James State Farm King For Kids Bike-a-thon. That’s our dry and fact-based “caption.” It’s not too fun, though. That’s where you guys come in. How would you caption this?

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • daniel

    Lebron (to Chris): If you beat me across the finish line, I’m going to have to have Nike confiscate all the tapes.

  • k.a.

    I lold hard at dude who said n-word stole my bike. What? NBAer. N-word.

  • NJ4Life

    In late August, Lebron James and Chris Paul took part in a charity bike-a-thon joined by various former players, one GM, and a guy just happy to be there (red helmet). From left to right: (first row-Matt Geiger, Lebron James, Chris Paul) (second row: Jerry Krause) (third row: Guy Just Happy to Be There) (fourth row: Jabari Smith, Reggie Evans, Charles Barkely)

  • http://nicekicks.com MeloMan15

    this has been one of the funniest yet: gerard, Joe A and ryan got dis

  • amrit

    Teaser for the upcoming show on abc, Lebron and Cp3 vs.

  • J-Ro

    Paul: Hey man Jay-z still thinks your his friend and that your going to sign with the Nets
    Bron: HA Ha!

  • Scott Robinson

    Shaq: Do you think we will be able to catch lance?
    Cp3: I dont kno your tire might pop. You sure it can hold you?

  • http://www.redsarmy.com KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    CP3: “Was it really neccessary to do that gay powder thing at the starting line?”

    The Queen: “Who gives a shit-I’m rich.”

  • http://www.redsarmy.com KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    .

  • http://zarky01@yahoo.com zarky

    Mike D’antoni on the truck taking the pics: This way to New York boys!

    LeBron and CP3: In your dreams mustache, don’t be jokin around like that, just be happy taking our pics and we all right.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    scott robinson just called lebron shaq….
    :/

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    “The referee union happily resumed their work without a lockout as part of the bargaining arrangement included an annual ‘ride with your favourite players day’”.

  • Zrb

    Lebron is in front even when biking

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    *not seen in the current shot*
    Dick Bavetta and Charles Barkley racing to the next street light.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    *not seen in the photo taken*
    D1ck Bavetta and Charles Barkley racing to the nest street light.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    *not seen in the photo taken*
    D1ck Bavetta and Charles Barkley racing to the next street light.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    what the…..?
    O_o
    dreadfully sorry about all that.

  • http://saintmark5171@yahoo.com M.Bloxton

    CP3: “With pics like this floating around, why would you care about that video of you gettin’ dunk on?”

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    *LeBron James singing*
    “i want to ride my bicycle!!”
    *CP3 replies*
    “don’t be singing Queen next to me, man??”

  • http://www.TSCblogs.com Kyle

    LeBron takes his last riding tour of Cleveland

  • http://Slam Smooth

    LeBron: this gives me a idea of a new show where I go against the worlds greates stars in each sport. I’m going to call it LeBron vs.
    Chris: hey that’s a good idea since I’m the one who’s been talkin bout it all this time.
    LeBron: don’t worry I’ll put u in the ending credits.

  • kevin

    CP3: Yo Bron, we should do a show called “CP3 and Bron Vs.” I think Shaq had the right idea with his show.
    Bron: *Smiles* and *Daydreaming of money signs”

  • JMac

    CP3: Yo Bron, Why’d you make me do this anyway? Let’s take your ride to the arena!
    LeBron: Can’t. I lost it to Kobe on a bet.
    Guy on Left: *haha*

  • Balherett3

    Lebron:Yo CP whats the biggest things you lost this offseason?
    Chris:Rasual Butler(sobs)what about you?
    Lebron:15 Pounds off of Shaq in fact he is behind the cop.

  • JWW

    CP: Hey, don’t ride too fast!
    LJ:Hahaha. You can’t catch me. I got THE DIESEL.

  • boogster

    from china with bikes

  • rob stewart

    Lebron: Even though Delonte has a motorcycle I bet we all still beat him.
    CP3: Yeah, but why was he carrying a guitar case?

  • http://staticseth.blogspot.com/ Seth

    Bron and CP3 share a laugh as they remembered their helmets but forgot that wearing white socks with black shoes is dangerously unfashionable.

  • jdn41

    CP3-i’m going to be number 1
    Lebron- this ain’t fantasy basketball you ain’t never gonna be ranked higher than me

  • Lou

    Who said Queen was for wimps “I Like To Ride My Bicycle, I Like To Ride My Bike’

  • Camden

    LeBron: I have never had to work so hard for something in my life before.

  • Jaewoo Chung

    cp3: you may be better than me in basketball but im better at biking.
    Bron: wat are u talkin bout im better than you at everything.

  • Spartdog

    Dude with the gasface behind Lebron: Damn Bron I know Jordan Crawford s#!++ed on you but did you s#!+ on yourself?

  • Jason Brubaker

    “Ok…loser has to sign with the Knicks when they become a free agent”

  • andrew

    lebron laughs his way to the Mvp with Paul coming in a close second

  • Michael Crowder

    LeBron:Hey Chris don’t look now but Kobe’s watchin’.

  • Nathan Perez

    CP3: hey LeBron if you beat me to the finish line ill give you David Sterns cell number!

    LeBron: Why would i need that?

    CP3: you want to win a championship dont you!?!

  • Nathan Perez

    CP3: ” LeBron do you have to do the powder thing everytime, Its a charity ride for crying out loud!”

  • humous

    Even as a sixth grader, LeBron stood out.

  • Lyndsy Smith

    CP3 says to LeBron “The First one to the finish line wins the NBA Championship”

  • http://readbetweenthebaselines.blogspot.com James

    Lebron: You hear about Lamar and Khloe?! Ridiculous!
    CP: Ay man, we can’t really talk, we got these stupid helmets on and biking with a bunch of dudes…

  • Jeffrey Ostrowski

    Yo Chris. I can’t touch Jordan’s 6. Let alone Kobe’s 4. But you know damn well Lance is sweatin’ when he sees this. I got 8 straight Tour wins in me.

  • Gil

    Phone tap, Cavaliers GM office, may 15th 2009.
    Ferry : what if I get you Shaq this summer ? Without giving up much.
    Lebron : LOL. You do that and I take Chris Paul for a bike ride around town. Yeah, with those helmets.

  • Emeka

    Lebron: CP3, why don’t you back up a little bit.
    CP3: Why man?
    Lebron: Because this is my race, and I’m the king, I get what I want ok!
    CP3: Okay man chill.
    Lebron: Sike. HaHaHa

  • Emeka

    Lebron: CP3, why don’t you back up a little bit.
    CP3: Why man?
    Lebron: Because this is my race, and I’m the king, I get what I want okay! Next thing you know Nike will get involved.
    CP3: Okay man chill.
    Lebron: Sike. HaHaHa

  • Daunte

    Lebron: You think they taking pictures of this?
    Chris:Dont worry, your Nike guy is there to confiscate the pictures
    Lebron: (laughs)

  • Brendan Gajjar

    CP3:” I wish the race for MVP was this close”

  • http://SLAMONLINE.COM TYRE C

    CP3: HEY BRON LOOK AHEAD…WHY DOES SHAQ HAVE ON THAT BRIGHT YELLOW SHIRT? LOL

    LEBRON: LOL YOU KNOW SHAQ LIKES TO RENAME THINGS AFTER HIMSELF HE TOLD ME YESTERDAY HE’S RENAMING MY BIKE-A-THON TO THE TOUR DE SHAQ

  • http://SLAMONLINE.COM TYRE C

    LEBRON: IF ANYBODY TAKES A PICTURE OF ME FALLING OFF MY BIKE I’M GOING TO HAVE NIKE TAKE YOUR BIKE AND THE CAMERA.

    CP3: LOL YOU TRUST NIKE? I MEAN DIDN’T THAT DUNK AT YOUR CAMP ENDUP ON YOUTUBE LOL

    GUY BEHIND BRON ON BIKE: YEA CP3 I SAW THAT DUNK IT WAS NASTY!

  • Edgar Blecker

    lets pretend these bikes are motorcycles

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