Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 at 4:53 pm | 328 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

There’s a lot to adjust to when you get to the League. Thunder rookie James Harden certainly seems shocked by what he’s seeing, huh? How would you caption this picture? Let us know by submitting your entry.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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328 Responses to “Sure Shot”

SLAM ONLINE | » Hot Topics? Posted: Oct.21 at 4:55 pm
[...] James Harden Caption [...]
Cameron Posted: Oct.21 at 5:11 pm
“Holy crap, it’s Shaun Livingston back from NBA graveyard!”
Brad Long Posted: Oct.21 at 5:11 pm
Holy Thunder Clap! Shaun Livingston just disappeared in front of my eyes! Oh wait, he just turned sidewides…nevermind.
Brad Long Posted: Oct.21 at 5:12 pm
That’s just spooky, Cameron. Are you spying on me? lol.
Lucas Posted: Oct.21 at 5:13 pm
Is that an ESPN Truehoop writer trying to hate on my plus/minus ratio too!?
bbal4lyf Posted: Oct.21 at 5:15 pm
oh my god, its its its KEVIN DURANT
Jon Posted: Oct.21 at 5:25 pm
What you talkin’ ’bout coach?
Hernan Gonzalez Posted: Oct.21 at 5:27 pm
“Look into my eyes, you are getting sleepy, sleepy sleeeeepy”
Matt Posted: Oct.21 at 5:28 pm
Harden: Shnikees Scoobey, i think i just say Billy Mays
Cory Howell Posted: Oct.21 at 5:34 pm
OMG, Crispy Creme Donuts!
Cory Howell Posted: Oct.21 at 5:36 pm
Oh sh**, did I forget to shut the garage?
andrew Posted: Oct.21 at 5:38 pm
OMG Kevin was right theres more than just his wingspan thats 7ft6!!!!!
josh Posted: Oct.21 at 5:42 pm
mismatch! mismatch!
FreddyG. Posted: Oct.21 at 5:48 pm
“ooohhhhh , thats gonna hurt for a while”
FreddyG. Posted: Oct.21 at 5:49 pm
“wow!, they were much shorter in college”
FreddyG. Posted: Oct.21 at 5:51 pm
“wow, they were much shorter in college”
Dave42 Posted: Oct.21 at 5:53 pm
The ball is suddenly so heavy.. My feet are dragging.. Motor skills are.. Failing.. What is hap- Kevin, get off the court man!
JL Posted: Oct.21 at 5:57 pm
Whoa how did KD just score when the ball is still in my hand? Is that real? Did he just distort space with his freakish long arms?
thesubwayconnection Posted: Oct.21 at 6:03 pm
Shaun, I thought your knee didn’t do that anymore!
CWillis Posted: Oct.21 at 6:06 pm
“WHAT?! I have to live in OKC for 4 years?!”
niQ Posted: Oct.21 at 6:09 pm
“LAMAR ODOM MARRIED KHLOE OVER KIM?!”
matt Posted: Oct.21 at 6:12 pm
hey you guys remember that scene in caddyshack where rodney dangerfield is dirving his yacht and it runs over the little dingy, and the guy on the dingy looks, does a double take, and his eyes buldge out of his head? yeah. that was me.
doyouwantmore Posted: Oct.21 at 6:17 pm
“For real?! This ain’t the D-League!? I’m on a real team? I made it? But…what about these jerseys?”
Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.21 at 6:21 pm
Mighty Mouse
Cee Jay Posted: Oct.21 at 6:28 pm
“Chris!” -Everybody Hates Chris
jay-beasy Posted: Oct.21 at 6:30 pm
omg! shaun and kevin both weigh a buck 0 5 wet… combined
Quail Posted: Oct.21 at 6:41 pm
“Holy sh!t, is that Brian Grant?…. wait, no, i forgot… we have Etan Thomas”
Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.21 at 6:49 pm
Wow… that was some major lag. I clicked away to this page after the Jameer Nelson one and the comment suddenly posted here…
The Law Posted: Oct.21 at 6:52 pm
It was then that Harden fully realised he was drafted by the Thunders.
The Law Posted: Oct.21 at 6:55 pm
“How’s this for court vision?”
Daniel Posted: Oct.21 at 7:00 pm
“Robert Swift is the scariest man alive.”
Daniel Posted: Oct.21 at 7:01 pm
“We have to wear THOSE jerseys!?”
jk_light Posted: Oct.21 at 7:15 pm
What!!! D.Rose in the TOP20?????????
jk_light Posted: Oct.21 at 7:16 pm
Whoa!!! I just saw Popeye Jones kissing Tyrone Hill!
Trasand Posted: Oct.21 at 7:17 pm
Hey look Harden, its Megan Foxx……….. oh and your flies undone.
jk_light Posted: Oct.21 at 7:20 pm
Is that Q-Rich in Thabo’s Jersey? Whoa, he got traded again!?!
cecil Posted: Oct.21 at 7:22 pm
You guys make rookies do what?!
Anthony Alugbin Posted: Oct.21 at 7:34 pm
Wait, what do you mean I have to go right?
James the balla Posted: Oct.21 at 7:44 pm
“Ohh sh1t, I do play for OKC”
Lz - Cphfinest3 Posted: Oct.21 at 8:00 pm
Harden thinking: ‘So it’s true Rob Swift really is the son of Godzilla’
alapatrick Posted: Oct.21 at 8:00 pm
i dont like it unless its brand newwww
DD Posted: Oct.21 at 8:01 pm
Whatchu say about my mama???!!
thalilbigkahuna Posted: Oct.21 at 8:12 pm
“You said I’m playing in Oklahoma!?”
LeoneL Posted: Oct.21 at 8:14 pm
You mean we used to be the Sonics?!
LeoneL Posted: Oct.21 at 8:19 pm
howard ahead of duncan? i know they’re different positions so it’s tough to compare, but….whaaaaaat?
Ricky Ross Posted: Oct.21 at 8:23 pm
is that the clown from IT? Oh good, it’s not, it’s just Robert Swift…Wait, didn’t we cut him?
Jack Posted: Oct.21 at 8:52 pm
“Dude…don’t go see Paranormal.”
Etamar Prizament Posted: Oct.21 at 8:57 pm
“Oh my God I just stepped on Earl Boykins!”
Ben Posted: Oct.21 at 9:05 pm
OMG… Shaun Livingston’s knee just gave out again!
mike Posted: Oct.21 at 9:08 pm
You mean we actually play in Oklahoma?
Afonso Posted: Oct.21 at 9:10 pm
My boy Durant is top 10 to SLAM??!WTF??
rainman10 Posted: Oct.21 at 9:30 pm
“Shaun, I think I just sharted.”
Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.21 at 9:52 pm
LMAO @ LeoneL. Ahahahaha that should win it!
hoopish Posted: Oct.21 at 10:20 pm
This was the moment James caught a glimpse of his reflection on Shaun Livingston’s sweaty head and realised: I’ve got a pubic-beard!
Mack Posted: Oct.21 at 10:21 pm
“Chicken and Waffles! Look, Shaun!”
“Seriously?”
(drives past him) “Nope”
Brad Long Posted: Oct.21 at 10:23 pm
I’m Brad Long and I like people too much.
Migs Posted: Oct.21 at 10:50 pm
Suddenly, it hit him. The tacos James had for lunch weren’t such a good idea after all. For these moments, reach for Pepto Bismol.
B-Moore Posted: Oct.21 at 10:59 pm
“Cookies! Are those chocolate chips?”
jedi420 Posted: Oct.21 at 11:26 pm
Eddy Curry ate how many cheeseburgers??? Daaaaammmnn..
Tredders Posted: Oct.21 at 11:40 pm
Migs has got this at the moment
Migs Posted: Oct.21 at 11:43 pm
Or to shorten it a bit: “For moments like this, reach for Pepto Bismol”
Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.21 at 11:49 pm
“I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.”
Shine Posted: Oct.22 at 12:04 am
“When the F*CK did we get ice cream!?!?”
christian.bullen Posted: Oct.22 at 12:20 am
shcooby shnacks.
JMac Posted: Oct.22 at 12:23 am
“I knew I shouldn’t have gone to Taco Bell for lunch…”
JMac Posted: Oct.22 at 12:24 am
eeekk! cockroach!
celts Posted: Oct.22 at 12:29 am
Those are MY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!
celts Posted: Oct.22 at 12:37 am
Those are MY CHICKEN WINGS!!!
byron Posted: Oct.22 at 12:38 am
harden-let pretend like i’m scared. i could be a quiet assassin like B-Roy in his first year.
byron Posted: Oct.22 at 12:40 am
James Harden working on my game face…Lets hope his game isnt in the way his looks in this picture.
Kyle Gilles Posted: Oct.22 at 2:32 am
Kanye did what?
jdn41 Posted: Oct.22 at 3:33 am
“I have to guard WHO when we face the lakers”
Mike L. Posted: Oct.22 at 3:50 am
In a moment of clarity he thinks to himself “OMG!!! I really am playing for the Thunder…I thought since the draft has just been one really bad dream!!!!!…..But how do you explain Robert Swift and Shaun Livingston’s ghost!?!?!?”
gani Posted: Oct.22 at 4:54 am
“Wait, you mean I got drafted by Oklahoma FOR REAL???”
gani Posted: Oct.22 at 4:55 am
Wait, you mean I was drafted by Oklahoma FOR REAL?!?
Rasheed30 Posted: Oct.22 at 5:02 am
“DAMN they breed those OKC cheerleaders kinda thick ’round here”
karan Posted: Oct.22 at 6:01 am
What??? So i’m NOT going to Seattle?
rog123 Posted: Oct.22 at 6:48 am
“Uh oh, I knew there was something strange about the guys giving me a SPECIAL ROOKIE CAKE”
rog123 Posted: Oct.22 at 6:52 am
Coach: “James, hurry up and run the play, we gotta issue some drug tests”
rog123 Posted: Oct.22 at 6:55 am
“Ah man, I shouldn’t have told these guys my name was Gilbert Arenas”
k.a. Posted: Oct.22 at 6:55 am
Not the exercise ball! Anything but that!
Ken Posted: Oct.22 at 7:02 am
LeoneL beat me to it, but I really like: “howard ahead of duncan? i know they’re different positions so it’s tough to compare, but….whaaaaaat?”
Jonathan Posted: Oct.22 at 7:14 am
where do we play again
J_5heng Posted: Oct.22 at 8:24 am
What?! I’m supposed let Durant score on every possession?
Jukai Posted: Oct.22 at 8:25 am
THIS…. IS…. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA
bkarugu Posted: Oct.22 at 8:31 am
You mean the Sonics really got moved?
bkarugu Posted: Oct.22 at 8:31 am
You mean the Sonics really got moved?
Jens Christian Posted: Oct.22 at 8:36 am
“What the hell are you saying Kristic!?”
hoopish Posted: Oct.22 at 8:40 am
DAMN SHAUN! How you get 3 arms?
Mark Posted: Oct.22 at 8:59 am
Oops! i knew i shouldnt have used that super glue on my hands!!
Ken Posted: Oct.22 at 9:04 am
Shaun! That thing sticking out between your two left hands…put it back in your pants!
Chazz Michael Michaels Posted: Oct.22 at 9:04 am
Whoa!!! Wait a minute, I’m not in Flint anymore and where is my coach Jackie Moon?!?!? Ahh I wonder if i tap my heels I will go back…
Bullsfan887 Posted: Oct.22 at 9:18 am
I think I sharted
k.a. Posted: Oct.22 at 9:24 am
whats this Greek dude talkin bout euroball?!!
6marjons Posted: Oct.22 at 9:32 am
“Yeah i had my eyebrows moved up to compensate for my hairline disappearing… is it that obvious?”
Sam Joynt Posted: Oct.22 at 9:40 am
“Maybe I shouldn’t have drank so many Red Bulls. I hope they don”t qualify as performance enhancements….Oh crap, we’re in a scrimmage…and I’ve got the ball!”
migs Posted: Oct.22 at 9:54 am
Here’s James Harden’s 5th birthday party http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t119/execute2587/blackkid.gif
DDB Posted: Oct.22 at 10:27 am
“I hope Shaun’s knees are ready for this!”
Szczerbiak, Schmerbiak Posted: Oct.22 at 10:41 am
James Harden learns the secret of Kevin Durant’s adjusted +/-.
migs Posted: Oct.22 at 10:55 am
Commander Worf from the Starship Enterprise spends his free time with a game of 1-on-1
Hambone Posted: Oct.22 at 11:31 am
“DAMN, that fart is runnin down my leg”
Seth Posted: Oct.22 at 11:37 am
Ricky Rubio did WHAT?!
Diego Posted: Oct.22 at 11:38 am
“I’m supposed to smack him where! when I drive in?”
migs Posted: Oct.22 at 11:45 am
Shaun Livingston: “James, I’ve got to get this off my chest… I’m madly in love with you” James Harden: ” ….. “
markyfbaby Posted: Oct.22 at 11:49 am
YOU ARE THE FATHER! (maury voice)
JoNaBo Posted: Oct.22 at 12:03 pm
“Shaun! Stop showing me that picture of you blowing out your knee!”
Mvpitzki Posted: Oct.22 at 12:54 pm
OMG WE”RE NO LONGER IN SEATTLE!
riggs Posted: Oct.22 at 12:55 pm
james harden after watching paranormal activity, sadly his eyes will never revert back to normal
mac Posted: Oct.22 at 1:05 pm
thats barbeque chicked down there
mac Posted: Oct.22 at 1:06 pm
typo, chicken
nicko Posted: Oct.22 at 1:18 pm
WATCHU TALKIN ABOUT WILLIS
gtk1189 Posted: Oct.22 at 2:22 pm
“No you ain’t stealin’ my Thunder!”
RYANL23 Posted: Oct.22 at 2:33 pm
Whoa!!! Dang!! KD was open for an oop and I missed it…..
doom Posted: Oct.22 at 3:05 pm
Oh shit! KD actually passed me the ball! I think I just shat myself…
doom Posted: Oct.22 at 3:07 pm
KD actually passed me the ball! I think I shat myself….
Danny Posted: Oct.22 at 3:21 pm
“i’m suppose to do WHAT with the ball?!?!”
amrit Posted: Oct.22 at 3:31 pm
WAT!!! We don’t play in seattle no more!!!!!1
k-Man Posted: Oct.22 at 3:41 pm
“OH BOY…CHIPOTLEEEEEE!”
MaxyB Posted: Oct.22 at 4:14 pm
“Rookie Initiation: James Harden witnesses fellow rookie “BJ” Mullens getting hazed, re-thinks his future in the pros”
The underrated one Posted: Oct.22 at 5:28 pm
Shaun: “you ok man?”
James: “I just saw tumbleweed. TUMBLEWEED.”
soulie17 Posted: Oct.22 at 6:02 pm
“Oh, jeez! I don’t think those pills i took for my headache early were… AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!”
Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.22 at 6:15 pm
“Lamar Odom 33 on SLAM’s list?!”
Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Oct.22 at 6:20 pm
“Oh sh!t, its Wayne Brady!”
The Seed Posted: Oct.22 at 7:34 pm
Harden: Shaun is there something in my eyes.
Shaun: Yes and you won the staring contest.
Anton Posted: Oct.22 at 7:48 pm
“What?! The skinny kid is the leader of this team?”
michael Posted: Oct.22 at 9:13 pm
OOOHH! Right in my JEWELZ!
EC Posted: Oct.22 at 9:21 pm
Damn, Durant really does look like gumby!!
DJ Posted: Oct.22 at 10:27 pm
ROBERT SWIFT! Did you just say you were dating my mother?!?
Mitch Posted: Oct.23 at 12:08 am
Defense?!? You mean i can’t score easily anymore?
Voodoorock Posted: Oct.23 at 12:30 am
Dang got to get off court now, just crapped my pants
Caezar Posted: Oct.23 at 12:30 am
harden’s reaction upon seeing kevin durant choke(homer simpson style) henry abbot
ablaze Posted: Oct.23 at 2:53 am
“Is that REALLY what the Thunder unis look like?!”
Jean-Luc Posted: Oct.23 at 3:15 am
“Shaun! Is your knee cap supposed to be on your shin?”
MC Pats Posted: Oct.23 at 4:03 am
Harden thinking: “Why am I in OKC? Why?”
over9000 Posted: Oct.23 at 8:28 am
You guys traded Ray Allen??
Beef Posted: Oct.23 at 8:29 am
We’re in the same confererance as Kobe?!?
Rondo Posted: Oct.23 at 8:30 am
You mean i HAVE to pass it to Durant
Jorge Cotero Posted: Oct.23 at 4:03 pm
i gotta do what cuz im a rookie???
shawn williams Posted: Oct.23 at 5:04 pm
KD, i wasnt going to shoot it!
shawn williams Posted: Oct.23 at 5:04 pm
what? we are not in seattle?
NBA kid Posted: Oct.23 at 7:09 pm
Whoah! Some people actually think we’re gonna make the playoffs?
Sid L Posted: Oct.23 at 11:24 pm
J-Hard: What did you just say!? KOBE’s IN DA BUILDING? After this play I’m going get his autograph!!!!
Grant Housman Posted: Oct.23 at 11:56 pm
James: “ah damn kevin showed up ….. What are the teams now?”
kevin moore Posted: Oct.24 at 12:37 am
Ohhh SHNAP! KD brought sum fried chicken!
Taylor Turcotte Posted: Oct.24 at 8:57 pm
Ahhhhh!!!! Pull your pants up when your defending me Kevin!!! Don’t do this to a rookie!!!
Taylor Turcotte Posted: Oct.24 at 9:06 pm
Hold the fast break! I gotta go to the bathroom!
Luke P Posted: Oct.24 at 9:54 pm
Are those cookies!?
ebram tadruss Posted: Oct.24 at 11:29 pm
James Harden:”daaaaaummmn that was our record last year, you gotta be kidding me”
E Carter Posted: Oct.25 at 12:02 am
You’d better not try and reach for my nails!! I just got these manicured!!
J Ceezy #4 Posted: Oct.25 at 3:16 am
Wait….Coach, How many minutes am i gunna get?!
geronimo Lontoc jr. Posted: Oct.25 at 10:33 am
OMG! What should i do with the ball now!!!
tommy muss Posted: Oct.25 at 6:02 pm
grape juice baby!!
Jermane Swain Posted: Oct.25 at 9:01 pm
Coach?! what you mean my draft rights have been traded to the Tulsa 66ers?!
Jermane Swain Posted: Oct.25 at 9:03 pm
WHAT?! You really like Stephen Curry better than me?
Jermane Swain Posted: Oct.25 at 9:05 pm
Rick Ross is my Biological father?
Jermane Swain Posted: Oct.25 at 9:07 pm
There’s actually something to do in Oklahoma?
Justin Sell Posted: Oct.25 at 10:39 pm
Oklahoma City has a basketball team?!?!?!?
Jdunlop Posted: Oct.26 at 12:14 am
thats what your girlfriend was doing last night
Tony H. Posted: Oct.26 at 11:38 am
What the hell? This is the lineups I am going to have endured for the up and coming seasons!! This is just wonderful….
Kevin Wilson Posted: Oct.26 at 2:44 pm
They paid Anderson Verajao HOW much?
David Vandal Posted: Oct.26 at 5:30 pm
Oh shoot! So that is what 23 wins looks like…
Joni S. Posted: Oct.26 at 6:01 pm
Oh my Gosh! Look its Beyonce, shes smokin
Joni S. Posted: Oct.26 at 6:04 pm
Oh no! who put glue on the ball? Its stuck and i cant get it off!
Michael Posted: Oct.26 at 8:51 pm
OH DAM u serious THIS is the thunder !?!
habeebeereseecup Posted: Oct.26 at 9:17 pm
Nah Shaun, don’t even try. I own staring contests.
john cash Posted: Oct.26 at 10:53 pm
full nelson
Andrew Issa Posted: Oct.26 at 10:59 pm
Reporter: There’s something you have to know……..I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC
Andrew Issa Posted: Oct.26 at 11:03 pm
Woman enters the gym pointing at James Harden: There he is officer. The man who invited me up to his hotel room in Colorado…….
Andrew Issa Posted: Oct.26 at 11:08 pm
James reaction to finding out Shaq still in the league and he teamed up with Lebron James.
Aarron Posted: Oct.27 at 2:40 am
(Shaun livingston)-We know you have an addiction, put the ball dowm”
(James Harden)-NO! I can stop anytime I want too. *Bricks another free throw*
Antonio Girling Posted: Oct.27 at 11:13 am
He had made his dream come true, playing in the NBA. BUT suddenly it sunk in, he was playing for the Thunder……………..
Antonio Girling Posted: Oct.27 at 11:16 am
The tune of an ice cream van pulling up next to the gym………
Frank Foster Posted: Oct.27 at 11:37 am
COACH, Kevin Durant really did just pass me the ball!!!!
Frank Foster Posted: Oct.27 at 11:55 am
OMG, they do have a black fan in Oklahoma City!
Balherett3 Posted: Oct.27 at 3:32 pm
Harden:”Say what!Blake Griffin is injured, now Im in the race for ROY.
Balherett3 Posted: Oct.27 at 3:34 pm
Say What!Blake Griffin is in injured; now I’m in the race for ROY.
Balherett3 Posted: Oct.27 at 3:44 pm
Harden:Say what! Blake Griffins injured;so now I’m in the race for ROY.
Durrant:With our national coverage I don’t think so.
AlexM2 Posted: Oct.27 at 7:35 pm
Coach: Okay James, This drill is all about concentration. We’ve lined up a group of white girls behind the basket to try and distract you, all you gotta do is focus. Ladies, remove your tops please.
nicksmith Posted: Oct.27 at 9:21 pm
Dang man i just cant get my face scary enough for this halloween
Andrew Posted: Oct.27 at 10:33 pm
Are you telling me that im the one that has to guard Kobe!!!
Andrew Posted: Oct.27 at 10:41 pm
Yo mean im not dreaming, I really did get drafted by the Thunder…DANG!!!
Andrew Posted: Oct.27 at 10:41 pm
You mean im not dreaming, I really did get drafted by the Thunder…DANG!!!
Mikey V Posted: Oct.28 at 2:25 am
“Y’all had how many losses last season?”
david klarl Posted: Oct.28 at 8:34 am
OH MY GOD!!! i just remembered i left the stove on in my house!!!
david klarl Posted: Oct.28 at 8:36 am
if i stare hard enough, you’ll surely fall down!!
david klarl Posted: Oct.28 at 8:39 am
OH NO!! Kevin’s eating my lunch
david klarl Posted: Oct.28 at 8:41 am
OH NO! Kevin got in my lunch box!
david klarl Posted: Oct.28 at 8:44 am
OH NO!! Kevin got in my lunch box!
M.Bloxton Posted: Oct.28 at 12:31 pm
As with Medusa, staring directly at Etan Thomas will turn a man to stone.
WILL baumgarten Posted: Oct.28 at 1:09 pm
WTF!? Did you just say we have a chance at a championship this year?!
Sharif.E Posted: Oct.28 at 3:47 pm
Oh my god! These thunder cheerleaders are fine. I never knew they cheerlead during practices as well. I love this team!!
Rodney K Posted: Oct.28 at 4:05 pm
“Put your hands where my eyes can”
ampd Posted: Oct.28 at 5:16 pm
“Wow, and i thought BJ was just a nickname….”
Kobi Weinberg Posted: Oct.28 at 6:17 pm
OH MY GOD!!!! Nick there’s a huge bee on your face!!!!
Tony M Posted: Oct.28 at 7:11 pm
I think I just saw Dennis Johnson the “ghost of players pass”
Tony M Posted: Oct.28 at 7:21 pm
Is it true that their bringing “Lenny Wilkins” back????
Da'Mar Silimon Posted: Oct.28 at 7:58 pm
I thought I saw a thunder cat!!
Jake Moran Posted: Oct.28 at 11:12 pm
” I saw what you did this Summer!”- james harden
Jake Moran Posted: Oct.28 at 11:17 pm
harden: ” Woah, i just saw the future, and i think we just might break 25 wins this season!”
Hung M Posted: Oct.29 at 2:48 am
Oklahoma City is where?!
James Perry Posted: Oct.29 at 5:35 am
“Holy Jordan!!! Look at the size of that big boy!!!”
Edmond Posted: Oct.29 at 8:52 am
Blake Griffin is injured and I’m not leading R.O.Y. Candidate?!!
Jay Donohue Posted: Oct.29 at 10:42 am
Wow! I did not expect the Thunder cheerleaders to be that hot!
Jack O'Halloran Posted: Oct.29 at 5:35 pm
James: Woah what’s that?! Kevin Durant: I’ts my new and improved bobble head. James: Can I use it? Kevin Durant: NO.
Brendan Vugteveen Posted: Oct.29 at 7:22 pm
Word! Just imagine what the ‘D’ must be doing to make him pull that face! Let’s zoom this picture out just a little bit more…
NBA kid Posted: Oct.29 at 7:28 pm
Whoah, Nick Collison, don’t play on the skins team! Put your shirt back on!
Shawn Whitaker Posted: Oct.29 at 8:39 pm
Ooooooooooo, I’m tellin Coach Brooks!!!!
Joel Sandler Posted: Oct.29 at 10:23 pm
KD: yo james, watch this…( does fancy move) Harden: DAYUUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!
Ryan Michalski Posted: Oct.29 at 10:39 pm
For real?! You can take 4 steps in the NBA?
Chris Posted: Oct.30 at 12:58 am
What do you mean we’re not in Seattle!?
Dion Owens Posted: Oct.30 at 5:22 pm
Coach, is this look serious enough to start?
Crystal Wilson Posted: Oct.30 at 5:28 pm
Oops! I thought I had gas. My fault.
devonte h Posted: Oct.30 at 9:10 pm
who said i look like grady from sanford and son!!!!
isak Posted: Oct.30 at 11:49 pm
this was the same face he made when he got drafted by the thunder
isak Posted: Oct.30 at 11:50 pm
Wait Thunder not Lakers!?
Ali Saadat Posted: Oct.31 at 1:29 am
James: I gotta carry all those bags!
Matt Q Posted: Oct.31 at 11:25 am
Man! My eyes are watery! should have taken some Calritian-D
andrew Posted: Oct.31 at 2:08 pm
westbrook: im open for three
Sean M Posted: Oct.31 at 4:56 pm
Perhaps too late, James suddenly realized he did not need that “one last” bran muffin.
Errin R. Posted: Oct.31 at 8:02 pm
Hey Durantula do you see that Tarantula?
JJ Posted: Oct.31 at 9:45 pm
“Is that Beyonce under the basket?….Coach, if you keep her there, I’ll average 10 dunks a game.”
JJ Posted: Oct.31 at 9:48 pm
“OOH! That rim reminds me of a Krispy Kreme donut. It’s all round with the hole in it. Mmm…mmm…mmm…”
JJ Posted: Oct.31 at 9:50 pm
“Since when is Shaq on our team?!”
Stefan Posted: Nov.1 at 8:18 am
“OMG! Maybe if I stand still, DeJuan “The beast” Blair won’t see me”
Anthony Posted: Nov.1 at 4:06 pm
Harden: What!? Thabo Sefolosha is starting in front of me!?
Alec Heilimo Posted: Nov.1 at 6:47 pm
Harden” Oh my god,is that a durantula” Defender ” I wish i could be a rookie again.”
Jordan Posted: Nov.1 at 6:58 pm
Ohh Lebron I know its in the middle of a game but can I have your autograph… please man
Dimitri Posted: Nov.1 at 7:38 pm
“GASP! I never would’ve let myself get drafted by the Thunder if I knew THAT was our projected win total!”
Jer-dawg Posted: Nov.1 at 10:30 pm
“Hey, rookie! Hazing tiiimme!!! Time to shave off that beard!(Sound of hair clippers)
amrit Posted: Nov.2 at 1:01 am
WAT!!!! I have 2 guard Chris Paul!!!!
Demietrius Preston Posted: Nov.2 at 3:48 am
You mean to tell me that we were ranked the below Oral Roberts in the Oklahoma team rankings last season???
kika117 Posted: Nov.2 at 1:44 pm
Holy crap, Jeff just turned Green! I gotta tweet to Mr. Blue for the antidote!
Krisshawn Lester Posted: Nov.2 at 2:07 pm
ricky rubio went 2 spain?!?! oh well one less contender 4 rookie of the year?
Krisshawn Lester Posted: Nov.2 at 2:08 pm
Blake got injured? whats with these first draft picks?
Devo Posted: Nov.2 at 2:15 pm
Oh no its Katie from “Paranomal Activity”!
Eric Kent Posted: Nov.2 at 2:37 pm
“The franchise is moving AGAIN? To the ABA?!?”
Quentin Murphy Posted: Nov.2 at 4:07 pm
Lebron… and SHAQ!
John Doe Posted: Nov.2 at 4:21 pm
I am foreshadowing here… but that is a wacky green banana in the “evil eye” of that dean
JD Posted: Nov.2 at 5:07 pm
Oh my god, Is that Robert Swift? He’s must be 90% tatoo!
A-Money Posted: Nov.2 at 5:18 pm
The Veterans haze the rooks by doing WHAT?!
Alexandre Posted: Nov.2 at 7:24 pm
How did DURANT do that DUNK?!?!?
scott Posted: Nov.2 at 8:54 pm
Damn! ASU cheerleaders didn’t look like that!
Daniel Dragicevich Posted: Nov.2 at 9:56 pm
What I play for Thunder now? Dam…
Lakertown Posted: Nov.2 at 11:29 pm
oh my god, you want “me” to drive the ball with kevin durant in the key? is it just me or did shaun livingston get skinnier?
Reece Posted: Nov.3 at 2:57 am
What? TC ended up in Charlotte? I better send my condolences
Aaron Posted: Nov.3 at 6:01 am
Daaamn, we signed Stephon?? There goes your playing time Shaun….
Quinton Wilkerson Posted: Nov.3 at 8:42 am
OH SNAP! That kid really DID dunk on LeBron!
Jonathan Johnson Posted: Nov.3 at 11:45 am
Wait… our team is seriously called the Thunder? And we have to wear those WNBA jerseys?
Jonathan Johnson Posted: Nov.3 at 1:27 pm
Harden: I better not have to guard Candice Parker… Oh yeah… we only look like a WNBA team
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 1:34 pm
“OMG.. Is that Sam Bradford, coming here to visit us? Ohmahgod-ohmahgod-ohmahgod.”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 1:43 pm
“Really?! The Black Mamba does What to rookies, Shaun? Embarrasses them? ..Dang!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 1:48 pm
“Whaat?!..No more Bill Walton commentating. Aww man. That’s a foul against the game of basketball and the whole western civilization!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 1:52 pm
“What coach? You mean the whole team has to move back to Seattle?! Damn(or Dang), I just got settled in here, bought myself a ranch and everthing coach!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 1:53 pm
“What coach? You mean the whole team has to move back to Seattle?! Damn, I just got settled in here, bought myself a ranch with cows and everthing coach!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 1:57 pm
(#2)
“What coach? You mean the whole team has to move back to Seattle?! Damn, I just got settled in here, bought myself a ranch with cows and everthing coach!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:01 pm
[Seattle version#2]
“What coach? You mean the whole team has to move back to Seattle?! Damn, I just bought a ranch with cows and everything here coach!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:06 pm
“Oh my god, THIS IS Oklahoma.. look at that tumbleweed just rolling through the gym.”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:11 pm
“What coach, we got practice AGAIN tomorrow? PRACTICE, WHAT’S PRACTICE?”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:14 pm
“Ughh shouldn’t that 24 be 35 seconds?”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:20 pm
[Seattle version#3]
“What coach!? We gotta move back to Seattle? ..YES!! Starbucks!! Starbucks-starbucks-starbucks-starbucks-starbucks-starbucks-starbucks-starbucks!!..”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:25 pm
(James Harden got brain-washed earlier by his coaches)…
“MUST-PASS-THE-BALL-TO-KEVIN, MUST PASS-THE-BALL-TO KEVIN, MUUST-PASS-THE-BAALL-TO-KEVINN..”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:48 pm
“What! You mean there ARE actual real tornados here in Oklahoma?!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:57 pm
J.Harden: “What? You mean OKC doesn’t stand for
OKay Coach, Shaun?” S.Livingston: “No rookie.”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 2:59 pm
“What! You mean there ARE actual real tornadoes and Thunder here in Oklahoma?!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 4:17 pm
[same thing, different delivery]…
“What! You mean there REALLY ARE ACTUAL tornadoes and Thunder here in Oklahoma.”
Jermane Swain Posted: Nov.3 at 4:57 pm
thabo resigned for how much?
Jermane Swain Posted: Nov.3 at 4:58 pm
You eat Barbeque Bologny here? can I have some?
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 8:25 pm
“I wanted to be extra ready for our first practice today. Guess how many cups of coffee I had this morning Shaun. Come on guess.. come-on come-on come-on guess-guess-guess-guess-guess how many how many how…”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 10:07 pm
“Back off!! Better be careful.. I’m the devil… The Sun Devil!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 10:11 pm
“Thunder? Is this how a Thunder (mascot) looks like?”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.3 at 10:19 pm
“Oh my god guys, I just realized, Golden State stole our mascot!”
Joe King Posted: Nov.3 at 10:24 pm
Kevin wanted JELLY donuts?!?!?!?
Charlie G Posted: Nov.4 at 12:53 am
Did Kanye just say that!?
Kevin Dao Posted: Nov.4 at 1:35 am
“What?! We get free shoes in the NBA too?!”
david klarl Posted: Nov.4 at 10:01 am
coach found my weed!!!
david klarl Posted: Nov.4 at 10:04 am
ahhh!! i just hit the ball in my nuts
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.4 at 11:49 am
“BACK OFF!! Better be careful. I’m the devil… The SUN DEVIL!!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.4 at 11:53 am
“Thunder? Is this how a Thunder (mascot) looks like?”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.4 at 11:56 am
“Oh my god guys, I just realized, Golden State stole our mascot.”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.4 at 12:01 pm
“What the hel kind of mascot is that?”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.4 at 12:05 pm
“Alright guys, this is the trick, just look all-crazy-like on offense.. the defender won’t even know what to expect next. Hu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-La-la-la-la-la-la–la-la-la-la-la-Woooooo…”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.4 at 12:09 pm
“This is how I survived back in my CALI days. Just look all-crazy-gangster-like… WEST SIDEEEeeee!!!”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.4 at 12:12 pm
“Ayo Shaun, did you hear that apple released a new iPhone? Yea it’s called iCrazy.”
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.4 at 11:25 am
“Oh ok I get it, our mascot is a buffalo.. then we should call ourselves The Buffalo Soldiers, not The Thunder. Damnnn Im really stone, gotta get out of my head. Oh no, does coach know…”
D.silvaz Posted: Nov.4 at 12:09 pm
Kobe!! did someone say kobe was here wheww…
James Goolsby Posted: Nov.4 at 1:13 pm
What do you mean I ain’t starting,and what’s this I hear about going to the D-league,c’mon coach
Chris Walker Posted: Nov.4 at 3:04 pm
Shaun: Yo James, I just heard we’re moving back to Seattle.
James: ….
Tmw Posted: Nov.4 at 4:02 pm
whoa! I never noticed how awful our logo looks…and uniforms and colors not to mention our name…are we a d-league team?
Grant Babich Posted: Nov.4 at 4:20 pm
Oh my God, did Russell Westbrook just turn i over again?
donlaker Posted: Nov.4 at 4:33 pm
coach brooks said you might start…..
donlaker Posted: Nov.4 at 4:36 pm
hey james: you just won a slam mAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION
And some tickets to see rhianna
donlaker Posted: Nov.4 at 4:40 pm
james : this is my zombie “thriller move” while im in the low post…….
donlaker Posted: Nov.4 at 4:51 pm
hyptnotist: you will win 35 games this season…
james: o.k……………
Ben Gantt Posted: Nov.4 at 5:09 pm
James: That was the Thunder’s record last year?
Brian Zitti Posted: Nov.4 at 9:40 pm
James Harden, “wait a minute, im on the Thunder? I thought they said I’m on a good team.”
Nicco Posted: Nov.5 at 10:30 am
Nick Collison: (laughing) “Robert Swift had the same face before his illumination”
justin betwarda Posted: Nov.5 at 4:42 pm
Oh lord,is that Robert Swift or Ronald McDonald?Either way tell me we didn’t sign him.
F.Arreca Posted: Nov.5 at 5:21 pm
…….”We got next!!”
Shaun: “Damn. They got game too.”
James: “Who?”
Shaun: “Them cheerleaders, our Thunder cheerleaders.”
James: “For real?”
Shaun: “This is how we do in Oklahoma mang.”
Cheerleader: “Let’s go shirts and skins. You guys are shirts.”
James: “Okay. Man, I love this game. It is where amazing happens.”
Marques Posted: Nov.5 at 5:40 pm
“O, look at that booger in your nose! The biggest I ever seen in my life time!”
Marques Posted: Nov.5 at 5:49 pm
“Im not too good with the handles so if I just stare him down maybe he would bag off me for a easy dunk.”
Marques Posted: Nov.5 at 5:51 pm
“Rrrraggiee!”
Carter Whyte Posted: Nov.5 at 6:28 pm
James Harden: Holy Ish ThunderGirl Practice Nakeds! KD: NO, those are their uniforms.
Carter Whyte Posted: Nov.5 at 6:28 pm
James Harden: Holy Ish ThunderGirls Practice Nakeds! KD: NO, those are their uniforms.
Aaron k Posted: Nov.5 at 6:52 pm
Hey guys! Look at my Bernie Mac/ Samuel L. Jackson imitation from Soul Men
Remy Brown Posted: Nov.5 at 9:28 pm
Wow, so that’s the rookie wall that I’ve been hearing about!
kevin moore Posted: Nov.5 at 10:19 pm
“GOOD LORD! IS THAT THE GHOST OF WILT CHAMPERLAIN!”
*then crosses him over and dunks it while he is looking*
Remy Brown Posted: Nov.5 at 11:08 pm
What?? You call that a beard?
Do Nguyen Posted: Nov.5 at 11:52 pm
omg kevin durant IS that skinny in real life
The Last Kings Fan Posted: Nov.6 at 12:10 am
James Harden comes to the shocking realization during practice that he left one of the biggest party schools in the U.S. for Oklahoma City.
Joel Lewis Posted: Nov.6 at 1:21 pm
Did you see the size of that chicken!!!!!
Jake Meklinsky Posted: Nov.7 at 10:25 am
“OH my………. is that THE KEVIN DURANT!? Man can I have your autograph?”
Jack Posted: Nov.7 at 12:36 pm
Damn KD, I thought I’ve been ballin??!!!
Ariel B Posted: Nov.7 at 1:04 pm
“Yo Kevin..cut..cut…wait..23-59..is that the score of the scrimmage or is that….OUR RECORD FROM LAST YEAR?!?!? What the hell am I doing here?!?”
Jon Panettieri Posted: Nov.7 at 1:44 pm
“Seriously, I have to play for the Thunder this year? I thought they were a WNBA team with that name.”
Jon Panettieri Posted: Nov.7 at 1:46 pm
“Seriously, I have to play for the Thunder? I thought they were in the WNBA!”
KobeWearsAPurpleThong Posted: Nov.8 at 1:52 am
“I knew I shouldn’t have taken those vitamins Rashard gave me…”
randysilva08@yahoo.com Posted: Nov.9 at 3:05 pm
“slam has us ahead of the timberwolves?”
Kalvin Johns Posted: Nov.9 at 10:05 pm
Rob Pelinka : oh yeah I forgot to mention, the knicks actually play better defense than UTEP. Harden : WHAT?!?! KEVIN LETS BOUNCE, ITS THE APOCALYPSE!
Andrew Barker Posted: Nov.10 at 6:27 am
oh my days kristics mum just posterized durant
david klarl Posted: Nov.10 at 8:32 am
kevin durant looks so sexy in person i cant stop looking at him.
david klarl Posted: Nov.10 at 8:33 am
stapling my eyes open will allow me to make better decisions on the court
david klarl Posted: Nov.10 at 8:34 am
maybe stapling my eyes lids wasn’t a good idea
david klarl Posted: Nov.10 at 8:37 am
ahhhh! now i know how jackie moon felt when he put mascara on
david klarl Posted: Nov.10 at 8:41 am
you too just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to geico! how cool is that!
david klarl Posted: Nov.10 at 9:18 am
damn it!! restart james harden, he frose again!
david klarl Posted: Nov.10 at 9:25 am
someone cut, don’t just stand there! do something! move around! doesn’t this team have any plays! why are you sitting there! stop eating during practice! your just gonna use your anytime minutes now! ahhhhhhh! this team sucks!
david klarl Posted: Nov.10 at 9:28 am
damn thats a sexy smile!!http://www.athlete.com/athlete_media_1/12895.jpg
Ryne Nelson Posted: Nov.11 at 4:38 pm
Thanks, everyone, for participating. Look for the winner in SLAM 134, on newsstands November 24.

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