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Wednesday, November 4th, 2009 at 10:00 am  |  40 responses

Vujacic May Be Dating Maria Sharapova

Yes, being a Laker has certain advantages. Oh, and in case you’re keeping score, Sasha > Lamar: “So, is the Machine dating Maria? The Machine wouldn’t say for sure. When told Sharapova ‘is very nice,’ Vujacic said, ‘I know.’ When told Sharapova ‘is very smart,” he responded, ‘I know.’ Moments earlier, Lakers public relations czar John Black busted Vujacic’s chops for keeping his relationship a secret from him. ‘I thought you were my guy,’ Black said, laughing as Vujacic smiled and turned a darker shade of crimson.”

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  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    I’ve been hearing stories about Sasha and Luke crushin merely nearly every, every chick in LA.

  • neaorin

    just one more reason to hate that guy’s guts.

  • riggs

    is she lesbian or something?

  • ab_40

    sasha and luke are pimps in LA the lakers are bigger then most celeberties there hehe. they need a reality show with weird cameo’s of ron artest EVERYWHERE

  • rog123

    I don’t get women

  • Michael

    yeah rog women are hard to work out, a rich guy who plays basketball for a living, i just dont get that

  • http://www.another48minutes.com Gerard Himself

    Now that Sasha doesn’t have the same haircut as Maria anymore, she finally likes him. You can all hate on The Machine, but if Sharapova is calling him The Machine too (winkwink), all the best to him. Sharapova is very, very pretty.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    I heard he slayed Paris Hilton back in the day too, even though that’s really nothing to brag about. I mean, come on, who hasn’t?

  • http://basketscenen.se/nbaswe/ Mauritz

    @BradLong: You?

  • http://www.acb.com Alan

    probably the best shot The Machine has ever shot

  • Kadavour

    can’t wait for the sex tape

  • CDub23KB24

    So is Dj Mbenga dating Jessica Alba too?

  • funkdoc

    that would be hard to do for DJ, as Phil doesn’t allow him to show his face in public…

  • Jacqueline Mitchell

    Gee,It must be real nice being a Laker right now.

  • http://sfjdo.com Jukai

    So who is Adam Morrison dating? Oh… No one. Okay.

  • http://www.another48minutes.com Gerard Himself

    by the way, if The Machine has neighbors, I feel for them. If you heard the screams of Maria when she’s playing, then what will happen in the bedro… I’m sorry, I shouldn’t say this stuff.

  • k.a.

    sharapova is a fine piece of a55. I actually have a reason to hate vujabiyatch now.

  • boogster

    I don`t care how much Vujacic is hated, i don`t care, I want to be Sasha Vujacic right now if he is really scoring with Maria Sharapova.

  • http://claydefayette@yahoo.com CDef28

    Sasha should play tennis. He needs a new hobby.

  • RM

    pooooooooor adam morrison.

  • http://realcavsfans.com Anton

    She’ll be surprised when she sees Sasha has similar features below the belt.

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Vujachick is bedding Sharapova?? Seriously, is she trying to date all baltic area sports stars before she retires or what? (rumored to have had a thing with Novak Djokovic a while back). Wait, Sasha is with that FINE grunter…. Oh the pain (and envy.)

  • http://www.inbox.lv XL magnum

    baltic area countries to be exact are where Big Z, Andris Biedrins, Jonas Jerebko are from

  • http://www.inbox.lv kushy

    baltic area? then you are from stupid dumb fuc* trying to be smart area

  • d.j.

    ok i didnt even read the article but i had to comment quick after just reading the title let me just say NO F***ING WAY…

  • doyouwantmore

    I have respect for real baskeball fans that happen to have the Lakers as their team of choice, but this is how average Laker fans justify their love for the team:

    ‘Jack Nicholson!’ ‘Hollywood!’ ‘Celebrities go to Laker games!’ ‘I’ve only heard of four teams!’ ‘Their jerseys are bright yellow!’

  • http://Vikturus Vikturus

    XL magnum, get your facts straight, Jonas Jerebko is from Sweden, Scandinavia. We got alot of imigrants here from balticum, but we sure ain’t a part of the baltic area, we’re a part of Scandinavia.

  • skywalker

    maybe this will give sasha some confidence, he was terrible last year…he needs to start hitting those pull up 3′s

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  • http://IJustWantMyNameToLookBig.com Chukaz

    f*ck this dude. The way he been playin he don’t deserve pu$$y

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com.dacre Dacre

    doyouwantmore FTW!

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com.dacre Dacre

    One guy thats thats surely not worried if the new hoops are improving scoring. His scoring is off the chart.

  • http://june7thdonald@netzero.net donlaker

    after this season is up he will have plenty of time
    to watch this chick play and get beat by the williams sisters…..

  • http://www.slamonline.com Dave

    I bet 90% of tennis fans think that coming off the Lakers’ bench makes Sasha a good player, and 90% of basketball fans think that Maria is a world contender.

  • http://fjklf.com Jukai

    Dave: That does make Sasha a good player. He gets playing time on a championship caliber NBA team. He’s not some scrub in your neighborhood who balls in the YMCA.

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Whoops, meant to write “balkan area” in my earlier comment, misspelling. oh well so great that there are jackasses like kushy around who contribute rude comments/corrections on Slamonline. What would the place be w/o them…?

  • http://slamonline.com Emon Nazari

    shaparova is too good for vujacic. but he got lucky i think.

  • gani

    what’s with being a 6′ 7″ european baller? first jaric and adriana lima, now vujacic and sharapova? sheesh.

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Lima > Sharapova.. At least in my book.

  • j4zzm4n

    Why do you care ? Seriously who dates who is none of my concern all I want is a Lakers’ repeat. Adam Morrison could be dating Megan Fox and I couldn’t care less.

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