Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 at 9:30 am  |  14 responses

Mike Woodson and His Missing Eyebrows

In what is easily the strangest story of the NBA season, Hawks coach Mike Woodson inexplicably shaved his eyebrows prior to last night’s game in Houston: “Woody showed up in the locker room before the game with his eyebrows shaved off. His players fell out clowning him but he kept a straight face and ignored them when they kept asking him what happened. ‘Nobody knows,’ Jamal Crawford said. ‘You should get to the bottom of it and let me know.’ ‘He claimed his barber did it on accident,’ Smoove said. Woody still wasn’t talking after the victory: ‘They got me doing all kinds of crazy stuff. There is no story. It’s just a win.’ Smoove pasted some Velcro strips in the form of eyebrows on Woody’s head, and the coach came out for the pregame meeting looking redonkulous.”

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  • http://www.nottherealmelvinely.com melvin ely


  • mj23

    He lost a bet on the saints/vikings game.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sesa.opas Sesa

    Now if shaves his mustache and beard, y’all will finally notice that he is Mike Brown’s twin brother

  • baller23

    Sesa. or related to Charlie Villanueva

  • http://Www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Strange as it seems, i am loving this move by him. Side effect is his players all bonding and finding humor in coach’s “blunder”. Very nice, Hawks

  • ball4life

    Josh Smith didnt give him velcro… it was his pubes! haha

  • roman

    They looked nice last night against Houston

  • heartlandG

    Now pay tha man

  • Squirrel7

    @ Roman. His pubes?!


    he took the three cuts in your eyebrows tryna wildout a lil too far.

  • http://www.michaelcho.com M Cho

    So Mr. Potato-head is now the coach of the Hawks? That photo is priceless.

  • Statik

    I Made You!
    Yes I Made You!
    Mr. Potatohead I Made You!
    I Made You!
    I Made You!
    Mr. Potatohead I Made You!

  • rob

    I support the Saints-Vikings bet theory.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    LOL @ Sesa