Tuesday, January 12th, 2010 at 1:08 pm  |  190 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Joakim NoahNo one questions the effort Joakim Noah gives on a nightly basis, but perhaps his shooting form says something about the way things are going for the hapless Bulls. Agree? Well, how would you caption this picture?

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Aristotle

    MIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • Aristotle

    Get in the hole!!!

  • mvpitzki

    Damn i thought the rim was shorter. Get Over Here!

  • humous

    SONIC BOOM!

  • Glendon Wilson

    Maybe if I break this backboard with the ball and make it look accidental, I can make the Bulls spend enough on repairs to keep them from signing Dwyane Wade..

  • vincent

    use the force!

  • humous

    Gross! I am long overdue for a manicure.

  • donte leverett

    “oops i did it again”
    thats a “joakim no no”

  • Davari Miller

    ZIM!!! ZIM!!! ZALA BIM

    dad taught me to serve over the net

    Fault!!!

  • beeper

    my hand is my gun
    the ball is my bullet

  • http://slamonline.com Jonathan Helmick

    Joakim Noah thought he was Spider-man but he simply ran out of web.

  • Brian

    Ah damn i forgot about the rim

  • http://slamonline.com RayintheBay

    Damn kid, he has the same form as JaMarcus Russell

  • http://facebook.com Stephanie Wagner

    Hey guys I can use the force to shoot the ball!

  • kash6

    oh damn, i just crapped myself again ):

  • kash6

    this is for you shawn marion!

  • kash6

    i dont recall the last time i took a shower…blah

  • Dan Ilika

    “Hey, Gil, I know life’s a little hectic right now, but where’s my money?”

  • Hotshot

    Noah “to be or not be that is the question, and the answer IS a misfortune. IS Chris going to block my shot.”

  • SeanJaye88

    “Basket Ball powers, ACTIVATE!”

  • Daniel

    This shot is dedicated to Shawn Marion and the animals saved by my ark.

  • The Sweetness

    Yo, Bosh, check out my patented Finger Drool.

  • http://myspace.com/icue08 brandon sommers

    “Can you guys tell I’ve been working on my game?” (he’s actually becoming a better ofensive player)

  • J.D. Maynard

    “Go web, go!
    Fly web!
    Up, up, and away web!”

  • Taylor Hackett

    Like my team, i have limped wrist’s and cant do anything right.

  • J. Maier

    Jump Shot, Granny Shot, Hook Shot… this is the Skee Ball shot fool!

  • Lisa

    Look out for that poster in participating stores only!

  • Dylan Smith

    Joakim: Go poke ball Go!
    Calderon:Oh-No! Its a pikachu!

  • Matt Mich

    Noah: Free throw line dunk failed, maybe if I throw it up and and change my form it’ll look like I got fouled…but no one’s around me…guess I have to use the force now, Star Wars don’t fail me now.
    Calderon: He’s using the Force…can he actually do it?

  • Justin Brown

    We all knew Joakim Noah looked like a caveman, we just didn’t know he shot like one too.

  • http://june7thdonald@netzero.net donlaker

    im glad i have this invisible string attached to the ball,the refs won’t suspect a thing…

  • http://june7thdonald@netzero.net donlaker

    coach said a lob to my self…..

  • http://june7thdonald@netzero.net donlaker

    my levitation trick worked on the ball also…

  • goodfoot

    Where’s Noah’s ark?

  • Delonny

    Noah is Krillin from Dargonball Z throwin a destructo-disk at the basket…ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Dakid

    Friends or Teammates I should say lend me your power, as I throw this spirit bomb…spirit bomb activate……AAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (dragonballz)

  • Delonny

    Noah is Krillin from Dragonball Z- Destructo-disk away….destroy the rimmmmm….ahhhahahhhhhhhh

  • marcus

    Derozan – ” damn if he was on my team, i would get some serious put backs”

  • Dylan Smith

    Go Poke ball!

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Thanks every for your submissions. The winner will be announced in the Trash Talk section of Ish 136. Pick the issue up on newsstands in early February.

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