Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 at 12:03 pm  |  155 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Dwyane WadeVirtually unknown in high school, All-Star Dwyane Wade is now known as one of the L’s greatest overachievers. Are Zen rituals part of his success? We don’t know, but we do know this pic calls for some explanation. Let us know how this shot should be captioned.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • SLAM ONLINE | » Hot Topics Posted: Feb.9 at 12:08 pm
    [...] New Sure Shot! [...]

  • niQ Posted: Feb.9 at 12:15 pm
    Next season will be better, next season will be better…

  • LeoneL Posted: Feb.9 at 12:15 pm
    Who said Lebron’s the King?

  • LeoneL Posted: Feb.9 at 12:17 pm
    the king with a net for a crown…a future new jersey net? wake up dywane!!!

  • Mat MacDonald Posted: Feb.9 at 12:18 pm
    Dwayne Wade — Dawning the crown of an NBA All-Star.

  • Corteze Townsend Posted: Feb.9 at 12:19 pm
    Before every game Dwyane Wade try to invision the rims point of view of what the rim see when he puts hit jewels on somebody’s neck.

  • LeoneL Posted: Feb.9 at 12:23 pm
    Frustrated, Dwyane dunked his own head.

  • riggs Posted: Feb.9 at 12:25 pm
    the aftermath of jj hickson

  • LeoneL Posted: Feb.9 at 12:27 pm
    Dwyane: Dear SLAM, how about this for a future ish cover?

  • Adam Posted: Feb.9 at 12:28 pm
    “Now Pardon Me While I Kiss The Sky”

  • Laumol Posted: Feb.9 at 12:28 pm
    Someone get met out of Florida! Right now this is the only ring I’m getting these days…

  • LeoneL Posted: Feb.9 at 12:28 pm
    Dwyane Wade making dunking look so easy. Eyes closed, no problem.

  • J-Ro Posted: Feb.9 at 12:31 pm
    ” nightmares never sleep, nightmares never sleep”……

  • Joshua Rodriguez Posted: Feb.9 at 12:37 pm
    Thank god my head still fits in the hole at the bottom of the net.

  • smiles Posted: Feb.9 at 12:40 pm
    lebron has the chalk and sh1t, dwayne had to have something..
    but why, to miss extra freebies?

  • Seth Posted: Feb.9 at 1:10 pm
    Dwyane Wade prays to the hoops Gods Miami can land Chris Bosh.

  • rainman10 Posted: Feb.9 at 1:29 pm
    “Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.”

  • banthony Posted: Feb.9 at 1:57 pm
    Wade: If Spoelstra runs the same boring offense tonight, I will force him to dunk his head as a ritual.

  • minoroots Posted: Feb.9 at 2:15 pm
    “HA! And they said I was becoming big-headed… it still fits!”

  • breezy Posted: Feb.9 at 2:24 pm
    “Dear rim, fall on Shaqs head and I will wear this net as a headband.”

  • breezy Posted: Feb.9 at 2:32 pm
    “Dear Rim, please fall on Shaqs big head and I will wear this net as a headband.”

  • breezy Posted: Feb.9 at 2:53 pm
    “Dear Rim, please fall on Shaqs big head and I will forever wear this net as a headband.”

  • Ian Posted: Feb.9 at 3:50 pm
    I wonder if they will give me a technical foul for this in pregame?

  • doyouwantmore Posted: Feb.9 at 4:13 pm
    “Yesterday, Dwyane Wade sustained minor nerve damage by attempting to carry the Miami heat, including American Airlines arena, on his weary shoulders.”

  • Tyson Johnston Posted: Feb.9 at 4:24 pm
    “This aint fun without Joakim”

  • Fontaine Posted: Feb.9 at 4:35 pm
    “Don’t look down.. don’t look down!”

  • estoniandude Posted: Feb.9 at 4:36 pm
    This is my house. Or is this Mambas house – takes a peak. Nope this is my house, and nobody is gonna stop me here. Sure this is my house? Last time here it felt like the Kings house. Spolestra: Dwyane this is your house. Okey coach this is my house, let the games begin. muhhahha

  • Fontaine Posted: Feb.9 at 4:38 pm
    “Ahhh… this is the only place I won’t be disturbed. Under the Miami Heat’s goal!”

  • Fontaine Posted: Feb.9 at 4:40 pm
    “Is someone going to help me down? I mean, really”

  • Fontaine Posted: Feb.9 at 4:49 pm
    “Another day at the office… Amen”

  • Rj Posted: Feb.9 at 5:19 pm
    “So this is what it’s like to be the ball”

  • Me Posted: Feb.9 at 5:20 pm
    “im hanging on the rim, im hanging on the rim”

  • DJ Posted: Feb.9 at 5:43 pm
    “My shoes are just to fresh!”

  • NJ4Life Posted: Feb.9 at 5:47 pm
    “And then the basketball goddess herself gave birth to one Dwyane Wade, who fell from her basket-womb and into the south florida seas, only later to be found washed ashore on Miami Beach.”

  • JayChau Posted: Feb.9 at 5:53 pm
    “D-wade I can see your halo, you know you’re Heat’s saving grace!

  • Logues Posted: Feb.9 at 6:03 pm
    (dwade thnking to himself) so how many should i put up tonight before i stop trying to score and see how bad the rest of my team is?

  • rob Posted: Feb.9 at 6:13 pm
    Hold on, I’m getting a perm here…

  • Joew Posted: Feb.9 at 6:58 pm
    “I apologoze to thee, rim, for the beating you are about to receive from me”

  • Ozrock Posted: Feb.9 at 7:10 pm
    Must not let go, or shaq will eat me

  • Ozrock Posted: Feb.9 at 7:13 pm
    Hey god, where’s my freaking puppet

  • Balherett3 Posted: Feb.9 at 7:46 pm
    Hmph..sometimes I wish there were two of me.Wait! Which one would date Gabrielle Union?

  • Chang Posted: Feb.9 at 9:15 pm
    This is mine!

  • Adrian Dolinay Posted: Feb.9 at 11:57 pm
    998, 999 and 1,000!

  • mike Posted: Feb.10 at 12:51 am
    Still I rise

  • thalilbigkahuna Posted: Feb.10 at 2:56 am
    Trying to understand why his teammates continually fail to score, Dwayne decides to make sure the rim is still the same size. Unfortunately, it is.

  • Tarzan Cooper Posted: Feb.10 at 3:05 am
    bigkahuna for the win!

  • Pic Posted: Feb.10 at 4:41 am
    They weren’t really digging the nerd look last year, let’s see if I can work this net accessory in Dallas this year.

  • Danbury Posted: Feb.10 at 6:15 am
    Hey Shaq – tell me how my ass tastes.

  • Prentice Posted: Feb.10 at 7:00 am
    “Yo Anderson, I’ll just hang up here until you scrape yourself off the ground”

  • therighttoremainsalient Posted: Feb.10 at 8:23 am
    still waiting for Varejao to get his sorry self up off the floor…

  • Simon Kreft Posted: Feb.10 at 8:52 am
    Well praying isn’t working…I wonder if I disguise myself as an angel if I could sneak in and ask for help personally?

  • Los Posted: Feb.10 at 9:36 am
    “The closest I’ll get to cutting down the nets this year”

  • einstein Posted: Feb.10 at 10:14 am
    I like rainman 10′s Anchorman quotation!

  • Kent Kanada Posted: Feb.10 at 12:14 pm
    I crown thyself Miami’s King of the Rim. All thou mere peasants below thou, kiss thy Air Jordan 2010s.

  • Kent Kanada Posted: Feb.10 at 12:16 pm
    i am so sorry i believe my Shakespearean english is partially incorrect. “thou” in the second second should be replaced with “thee.” ahahah. but seriously

  • Roy Rodriguez Posted: Feb.10 at 1:16 pm
    D-Wade: “Now should i blow them out and drop 40, or should i hit the GW while dropping 40″

  • Jose Posted: Feb.10 at 1:31 pm
    If i stay up here, i can block the other teams shots all day, its genius!

  • YKnot Posted: Feb.10 at 2:13 pm
    I wish Verajao was on every team! This is right where he caught it.

  • Hank Posted: Feb.10 at 2:21 pm
    WHO DAT

  • the_baller20 Posted: Feb.10 at 2:54 pm
    this picture is gonna look good in my collection!

  • Lucas Garrity Posted: Feb.10 at 6:53 pm
    I’m not coming down until you kill that spider on the floor.

  • SeanJaye88 Posted: Feb.10 at 9:14 pm
    If I take my shirt off, this picture would be a total D’angelo video moment.

  • Martin Fenn Posted: Feb.10 at 10:10 pm
    Wade: “Dear Lord, with the new Jordans in my name, help me to soar above the rim like Mike and then I will dance to the Gatorade jingle for you.”

  • Zarfan Posted: Feb.10 at 10:53 pm
    With all the time I’ve spent at the rim, I should probably just live here.

  • The Best Posted: Feb.10 at 11:10 pm
    Man that Varejao guy needs to get out from under the rim if he doesn’t want to get dunked on over and over and over again.

  • Zarfan Posted: Feb.10 at 11:29 pm
    Will all the time I’ve spent at the rim, I should probably just live here.

  • Ken Posted: Feb.11 at 12:58 am
    Wade, taking his role as the Heat franchise to the next logical step: impersonating the team logo.

  • Sergio Rodriguez Posted: Feb.11 at 10:23 pm
    “I wanna be like Mike”, I hope these pull ups help, I’m getting tired!

  • pietro p Posted: Feb.12 at 12:59 am
    Just checking if I still got da muscles

  • Benj. Posted: Feb.12 at 1:01 am
    now goaltending is easier.

  • KobeWearsAPurpleThong Posted: Feb.12 at 2:39 am
    AP:Shaq took his All-Star prank a bit far this year, laying down a coat of super-glue on the East All-Stars’ rim shortly before tip.

  • Jerome Posted: Feb.12 at 5:08 am
    TV viewer :”What the hell is Alonzo Mourning doing in a Dwyane Wade jersey?”

  • Michael Sammon Posted: Feb.12 at 1:45 pm
    My head would always be hitting the rim if i was this tall… I wonder if McDavid makes a head pad?

  • Michael Sammon Posted: Feb.12 at 1:48 pm
    For starring in that dunk, I will forward you royalties. Text me your addy

  • JROSALAN Posted: Feb.12 at 4:13 pm
    A couple more chin-ups will turn up the Heat.

  • Bryant Posted: Feb.12 at 11:06 pm
    I am the ball…I am the ball…

  • Dominique Posted: Feb.13 at 7:03 am
    I ain’t letting go until you get me Amare!

  • Troy Posted: Feb.13 at 4:03 pm
    Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Cord(s) my soul to keep.

  • Ali Saadat Posted: Feb.13 at 6:37 pm
    D-WADE: Aah, so this is how it feels to have hair.

  • MOldfield Posted: Feb.13 at 11:17 pm
    Lebron said this was the perfect hiding spot for Shaq’s free throws not to find me.

  • Luke Younger Posted: Feb.14 at 2:48 am
    wat you laughing at punk

  • Luke Younger Posted: Feb.14 at 3:39 am
    zzzzzzz…206…zzzzzzz…207

  • Luke Younger Posted: Feb.14 at 3:58 am
    get out of here shaq this is my ring

  • Jonah Posted: Feb.14 at 2:44 pm
    d-wade:there has to be a secret compartment up here some where i know because every time i dunk on someone i put a nickel up here and its always gone after every game

  • Justin Garibaldi Posted: Feb.14 at 3:04 pm
    ” Can y’all still see my muscles from up here?”

  • Jonathan Helmick Posted: Feb.14 at 8:14 pm
    Wade: “Gotta be like Lebron, Gotta be like Lebron”

  • Aris Posted: Feb.15 at 3:18 am
    Dwade meditating “Visualize the shot…. nothing but net…”

  • Aris Posted: Feb.15 at 3:19 am
    Dwade’s new endorsement with Spalding!

  • sideburn2go Posted: Feb.15 at 9:45 am
    Oh magic basket…. where should i sign this offseason?

  • brandon sommers Posted: Feb.15 at 3:47 pm
    WADE:”I KNOW I’M A FREE AGENT THIS YEAR, BUT THIS IS AS CLOSE AS I’M GETTIN’ TO A NET”!!!

  • Tim Posted: Feb.15 at 4:04 pm
    Wade: Chuck, will doing a hundred of these give me a spot in your Fav 5?

  • Geoff Posted: Feb.15 at 5:50 pm
    Dwayne Wade likes to emmerse himself in basketball before games

  • Caleb Sobotka Posted: Feb.16 at 2:41 pm
    ….Man this hat is big too.Go get another. And make it snappy or I’ll chihuahua on ya.

  • Caleb Sobotka Posted: Feb.16 at 2:41 pm
    ….Man this hat is big too.Go get another. And make it snappy or I’ll chihuahua on ya.

  • Darren Johnson Posted: Feb.16 at 8:41 pm
    This D-Wade shot hit all hair net(nothing but net). This shot is so sweet his hair did move or touch the net. All hair net baby.

  • Bryce Henderson Posted: Feb.16 at 11:25 pm
    “Wish I were in New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothing you can’t do…”

  • buddy Posted: Feb.17 at 12:20 am
    If this net could fit my head, then why aren’t my free throws making?

  • Trout Posted: Feb.17 at 2:18 am
    Please god please besides the championship iv’e never asked for much so please can you persuade Amare’ to come to Miami.

  • Trout Posted: Feb.17 at 2:18 am
    Damn Vinsanity makes this look easy!

  • amrit Posted: Feb.17 at 8:31 pm
    Wade: (praying) ” Hey basketball god (Jordan) if ur up there can u please give our team a win. I know ask this before but please!!! if ur listening, all i ask is for a win and thats all. Amem.

  • amrit Posted: Feb.17 at 8:31 pm
    Wade: (praying) ” Hey basketball god (Jordan) if ur up there can u please give our team a win. I know ask this before but please!!! if ur listening, all i ask is for a win and thats all. Amem.”

  • asoofi Posted: Feb.17 at 10:20 pm
    damm man i have to do this before every game to carry this team on my shoulders!!!!!!!!!

  • Ryan K Posted: Feb.18 at 1:08 pm
    Wade: This is stupid. Those guys are messing with me. There’s no way Jordan did this before every game.

  • Rod Kinsey Posted: Feb.18 at 2:29 pm
    Lord I know you required me to where this halo but it starting to hold me down a bit. I’ll put here for safe keeping.

  • Rod Kinsey Posted: Feb.18 at 2:31 pm
    I’m already carrying the team why not the basket too!!!

  • Rod Kinsey Posted: Feb.18 at 2:35 pm
    Let me just put my halo up here… Hey guys just shoot the ball at this hoop, I guarantee we’ll win!!!

  • Al Posted: Feb.18 at 7:56 pm
    Riley, “I will not come down until you bring an all-star to Miami!”

  • Chris Taylor Posted: Feb.18 at 8:20 pm
    Wade- “Did Bron REALLY just get Tawn?!”
    Barkley- “Dwayne! Stay AWAY from the white light!”

  • Chris Taylor Posted: Feb.18 at 8:21 pm
    “Yeah H to the izzo, if Jeezy’s payin’ Lebron, YOU’RE payin’ Dwayne Wade.”

  • Jheremy Gundran Posted: Feb.18 at 8:45 pm
    Dwyane Wade:”Hey Varejao! How’s it like down there?”

  • Roger Guan Posted: Feb.19 at 7:13 am
    Ahhh finally I got up here….NOOO don’t touch me Bron!

  • matt Posted: Feb.19 at 11:13 am
    a game between the Cavs and Heat turns ugly when Lebron dunked DWade into the hoop

  • Joel Sandler Posted: Feb.19 at 4:56 pm
    Wade: Daequan you better not be practicing your 3′s here!

  • Jason Thompson Posted: Feb.19 at 6:22 pm
    DW:”See the ball. Be the ball.”

  • Jason Thompson Posted: Feb.19 at 6:24 pm
    Dwyane Wade’s new look after Lady Gaga became his stylist.

  • Baloux Posted: Feb.20 at 1:10 am
    Hey, who pulled the ladder out?!?

  • Kevin Datukon Posted: Feb.20 at 1:38 am
    Okay guys, here is where you shoot the ball.. Where my head goes in.. Now let’s get our FG percentage up.

  • Luke Younger Posted: Feb.20 at 4:11 am
    you guys look like ants from up here

  • Carlos Posted: Feb.20 at 12:08 pm
    “To be honest, I dont even know why I do this”

  • yaakov adison Posted: Feb.21 at 2:53 pm
    so this is how it feels to be a basketball…

  • SuperMan Posted: Feb.21 at 3:40 pm
    “I predict i will be all-star MVP and have 28 points and 11 assists.”

  • jeremy Posted: Feb.21 at 9:26 pm
    the dwyane wade can occasionaly be found hanging from the rims of hoops worldwide after a dunk. but in times like these when miami is cooled down, he can be found on his own rim, mentally preparing himself for the nights happenings

  • valz Posted: Feb.22 at 11:50 am
    ladies, my muslces.

  • valz Posted: Feb.22 at 11:51 am
    ladies, my muscles.

  • Wade Smith Posted: Feb.22 at 9:01 pm
    …..now if I could only get this a little lower maybe we’d win a game.

  • Jace Posted: Feb.23 at 12:32 am
    Dwade: This would be a lot easier without the whole team on my back

  • Glendon Wilson Posted: Feb.23 at 12:12 pm
    I don’t see the light, the light see’s me!

  • R. Ezra Posted: Feb.23 at 12:28 pm
    Beyonce. Halo. Game. Set. Match.

  • Nick Posted: Feb.23 at 12:30 pm
    Just another day of one-upping Vince Carter; Wade’s pre-game routine comes with a halo.

  • Rusty Gillette Posted: Feb.23 at 3:07 pm
    More than a mouthful

  • Tyler Howser Posted: Feb.23 at 8:11 pm
    What if i tried doing this a sleep? hmm lets try

  • Sean Sani Posted: Feb.23 at 11:46 pm
    Pat Riley: “It puts the ball in the basket or it gets the hose again” Wade: “Please mister let me go to the Bulls!” A la Silence of the Lambs =)

  • John Andrew Villanueva Posted: Feb.24 at 8:21 pm
    No one can top this on a slam dunk contest. Damn head first, not even Vince can’t do this! Can you Chuck?

  • angelo c hunt Posted: Feb.25 at 11:23 am
    “I knight thee, Lord of the Rims”

  • J RICH Posted: Feb.25 at 11:29 am
    D Wade: Maybe if i bend the rim they’ll miss more shots than my bench

  • John N. Posted: Feb.25 at 11:46 am
    This is my town, look at my crown with my world renown through down. King James ain’t got nuthin on me.

  • John N. Posted: Feb.25 at 11:48 am
    whoops… “throw” not “though”. doh! This is my town, look at my crown with my world renown throw down. King James ain’t got nuthin on me.

  • Otis Posted: Feb.25 at 1:40 pm
    Maybe if i stay like this my team would be force to not score through me

  • Tek One Posted: Feb.25 at 3:42 pm
    Staying in the other teams hoop….might win…ok maybe not im the only one that scores

  • Tek One Posted: Feb.25 at 3:43 pm
    Hey Lebron? I got the crown before you!

  • Tek One Posted: Feb.25 at 3:44 pm
    Thanks for the boost shaq. Hey Lebron your next.

  • tyler thomas Posted: Feb.25 at 4:20 pm
    so if i put my hands hear and my head hear……..

  • Joel P Posted: Feb.25 at 5:41 pm
    Biting mouth guards and straws is where AMAZING HAPPENS!

  • Joel P Posted: Feb.25 at 5:42 pm
    chewing straws and biting mouth pieces is where AMAZING HAPPENS!

  • Ivan Posted: Feb.26 at 1:32 am
    Um…. Who super glued my hands to the rim?

  • Sal Posted: Feb.27 at 11:14 pm
    I hope Kobe is still watching me!

  • Want2win!! Posted: Feb.28 at 5:10 pm
    Dwayne wades mind: come on Dwayne think nothing but net, nothing but net , clear your mind. What would Michael do?

  • Want2win!! Posted: Feb.28 at 5:10 pm
    Dwayne wades mind: come on Dwayne think nothing but net, nothing but net , clear your mind. What would Michael do?

  • Mistah Cee Posted: Feb.28 at 7:23 pm
    “….one thousand and one….one thousand and two… “

  • Lebron is mvp Posted: Feb.28 at 9:49 pm
    I think this is wat mj would do……..

  • Brandon Sommers Posted: Mar.1 at 4:01 pm
    WADE: “I KNOW I’M A FREE AGENT THIS YEAR, BUT THIS IS AS CLOSE AS I’M GETTIN’ TO A NET!!”

  • Amro Posted: Mar.1 at 6:41 pm
    Wade:Be the ball going through the net
    Erik Spoelstra: Please dont shoot any jumpers Wade

  • Salaar Zuberi Posted: Mar.1 at 9:32 pm
    D-wade in head: okay, no one’s noticing that i am actually resting so i will stay like this until the game starts. Lebron in head: Darn it! why didnt i think about resting like that

  • Salaar Zuberi Posted: Mar.1 at 9:35 pm
    i can see the whole court from up here

  • Ryne Nelson Posted: Mar.2 at 1:35 pm
    Thanks everyone for participating. Look for the winner in SLAM 137′s Trash Talk section.