Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 at 12:03 pm  |  155 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Dwyane WadeVirtually unknown in high school, All-Star Dwyane Wade is now known as one of the L’s greatest overachievers. Are Zen rituals part of his success? We don’t know, but we do know this pic calls for some explanation. Let us know how this shot should be captioned.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • http://www.slamonline.com/ niQ

    Next season will be better, next season will be better…

  • LeoneL

    Who said Lebron’s the King?

  • LeoneL

    the king with a net for a crown…a future new jersey net? wake up dywane!!!

  • Mat MacDonald

    Dwayne Wade — Dawning the crown of an NBA All-Star.

  • Corteze Townsend

    Before every game Dwyane Wade try to invision the rims point of view of what the rim see when he puts hit jewels on somebody’s neck.

  • LeoneL

    Frustrated, Dwyane dunked his own head.

  • riggs

    the aftermath of jj hickson

  • LeoneL

    Dwyane: Dear SLAM, how about this for a future ish cover?

  • http://www.twitter.com/adam_greenbaum Adam

    “Now Pardon Me While I Kiss The Sky”

  • http://www.laumol.nl/weblog Laumol

    Someone get met out of Florida! Right now this is the only ring I’m getting these days…

  • LeoneL

    Dwyane Wade making dunking look so easy. Eyes closed, no problem.

  • J-Ro

    ” nightmares never sleep, nightmares never sleep”……

  • Joshua Rodriguez

    Thank god my head still fits in the hole at the bottom of the net.

  • http://www.inbox.lv smiles

    lebron has the chalk and sh1t, dwayne had to have something..
    but why, to miss extra freebies?

  • http://staticseth.blogspot.com/ Seth

    Dwyane Wade prays to the hoops Gods Miami can land Chris Bosh.

  • rainman10

    “Ohh, it’s the deep burn. Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.”

  • http://yahoo banthony

    Wade: If Spoelstra runs the same boring offense tonight, I will force him to dunk his head as a ritual.

  • minoroots

    “HA! And they said I was becoming big-headed… it still fits!”

  • http://yahoo breezy

    “Dear rim, fall on Shaqs head and I will wear this net as a headband.”

  • http://google breezy

    “Dear Rim, please fall on Shaqs big head and I will wear this net as a headband.”

  • http://google breezy

    “Dear Rim, please fall on Shaqs big head and I will forever wear this net as a headband.”

  • Ian

    I wonder if they will give me a technical foul for this in pregame?

  • http://www.realultimatepower.net doyouwantmore

    “Yesterday, Dwyane Wade sustained minor nerve damage by attempting to carry the Miami heat, including American Airlines arena, on his weary shoulders.”

  • Tyson Johnston

    “This aint fun without Joakim”

  • http://www.fantasticfansite.com Fontaine

    “Don’t look down.. don’t look down!”

  • estoniandude

    This is my house. Or is this Mambas house – takes a peak. Nope this is my house, and nobody is gonna stop me here. Sure this is my house? Last time here it felt like the Kings house. Spolestra: Dwyane this is your house. Okey coach this is my house, let the games begin. muhhahha

  • http://www.fantasticfansite.com Fontaine

    “Ahhh… this is the only place I won’t be disturbed. Under the Miami Heat’s goal!”

  • http://www.fantasticfansite.com Fontaine

    “Is someone going to help me down? I mean, really”

  • http://www.fantasticfansite.com Fontaine

    “Another day at the office… Amen”

  • http://aol.com Rj

    “So this is what it’s like to be the ball”

  • Me

    “im hanging on the rim, im hanging on the rim”

  • DJ

    “My shoes are just to fresh!”

  • NJ4Life

    “And then the basketball goddess herself gave birth to one Dwyane Wade, who fell from her basket-womb and into the south florida seas, only later to be found washed ashore on Miami Beach.”

  • JayChau

    “D-wade I can see your halo, you know you’re Heat’s saving grace!

  • http://www.yahoo.com Logues

    (dwade thnking to himself) so how many should i put up tonight before i stop trying to score and see how bad the rest of my team is?

  • rob

    Hold on, I’m getting a perm here…

  • Joew

    “I apologoze to thee, rim, for the beating you are about to receive from me”

  • Ozrock

    Must not let go, or shaq will eat me

  • Ozrock

    Hey god, where’s my freaking puppet

  • Balherett3

    Hmph..sometimes I wish there were two of me.Wait! Which one would date Gabrielle Union?

  • Chang

    This is mine!

  • Adrian Dolinay

    998, 999 and 1,000!

  • mike

    Still I rise

  • thalilbigkahuna

    Trying to understand why his teammates continually fail to score, Dwayne decides to make sure the rim is still the same size. Unfortunately, it is.

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    bigkahuna for the win!

  • Pic

    They weren’t really digging the nerd look last year, let’s see if I can work this net accessory in Dallas this year.

  • Danbury

    Hey Shaq – tell me how my ass tastes.

  • Prentice

    “Yo Anderson, I’ll just hang up here until you scrape yourself off the ground”

  • therighttoremainsalient

    still waiting for Varejao to get his sorry self up off the floor…

  • http://www.slamonline.com Simon Kreft

    Well praying isn’t working…I wonder if I disguise myself as an angel if I could sneak in and ask for help personally?

  • Los

    “The closest I’ll get to cutting down the nets this year”

  • einstein

    I like rainman 10′s Anchorman quotation!

  • Kent Kanada

    I crown thyself Miami’s King of the Rim. All thou mere peasants below thou, kiss thy Air Jordan 2010s.

  • Kent Kanada

    i am so sorry i believe my Shakespearean english is partially incorrect. “thou” in the second second should be replaced with “thee.” ahahah. but seriously

  • Roy Rodriguez

    D-Wade: “Now should i blow them out and drop 40, or should i hit the GW while dropping 40″

  • Jose

    If i stay up here, i can block the other teams shots all day, its genius!

  • http://slamonline.com YKnot

    I wish Verajao was on every team! This is right where he caught it.

  • Hank


  • the_baller20

    this picture is gonna look good in my collection!

  • Lucas Garrity

    I’m not coming down until you kill that spider on the floor.

  • SeanJaye88

    If I take my shirt off, this picture would be a total D’angelo video moment.

  • http://aol.com Martin Fenn

    Wade: “Dear Lord, with the new Jordans in my name, help me to soar above the rim like Mike and then I will dance to the Gatorade jingle for you.”

  • Zarfan

    With all the time I’ve spent at the rim, I should probably just live here.

  • The Best

    Man that Varejao guy needs to get out from under the rim if he doesn’t want to get dunked on over and over and over again.

  • Zarfan

    Will all the time I’ve spent at the rim, I should probably just live here.

  • Ken

    Wade, taking his role as the Heat franchise to the next logical step: impersonating the team logo.

  • Sergio Rodriguez

    “I wanna be like Mike”, I hope these pull ups help, I’m getting tired!

  • pietro p

    Just checking if I still got da muscles

  • Benj.

    now goaltending is easier.

  • http://www.jameyburke.blogspot.com KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    AP:Shaq took his All-Star prank a bit far this year, laying down a coat of super-glue on the East All-Stars’ rim shortly before tip.

  • Jerome

    TV viewer :”What the hell is Alonzo Mourning doing in a Dwyane Wade jersey?”

  • Michael Sammon

    My head would always be hitting the rim if i was this tall… I wonder if McDavid makes a head pad?

  • Michael Sammon

    For starring in that dunk, I will forward you royalties. Text me your addy

  • http://slamonline.com JROSALAN

    A couple more chin-ups will turn up the Heat.

  • Bryant

    I am the ball…I am the ball…

  • Dominique

    I ain’t letting go until you get me Amare!

  • Troy

    Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Cord(s) my soul to keep.

  • Ali Saadat

    D-WADE: Aah, so this is how it feels to have hair.

  • MOldfield

    Lebron said this was the perfect hiding spot for Shaq’s free throws not to find me.

  • Luke Younger

    wat you laughing at punk

  • Luke Younger


  • Luke Younger

    get out of here shaq this is my ring

  • http://slamonline.com Jonah

    d-wade:there has to be a secret compartment up here some where i know because every time i dunk on someone i put a nickel up here and its always gone after every game

  • Justin Garibaldi

    ” Can y’all still see my muscles from up here?”

  • http://slamonline.com Jonathan Helmick

    Wade: “Gotta be like Lebron, Gotta be like Lebron”

  • Aris

    Dwade meditating “Visualize the shot…. nothing but net…”

  • Aris

    Dwade’s new endorsement with Spalding!

  • sideburn2go

    Oh magic basket…. where should i sign this offseason?

  • http://myspace.com/icue08 brandon sommers


  • Tim

    Wade: Chuck, will doing a hundred of these give me a spot in your Fav 5?

  • Geoff

    Dwayne Wade likes to emmerse himself in basketball before games

  • Caleb Sobotka

    ….Man this hat is big too.Go get another. And make it snappy or I’ll chihuahua on ya.

  • Caleb Sobotka

    ….Man this hat is big too.Go get another. And make it snappy or I’ll chihuahua on ya.

  • Darren Johnson

    This D-Wade shot hit all hair net(nothing but net). This shot is so sweet his hair did move or touch the net. All hair net baby.

  • Bryce Henderson

    “Wish I were in New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of, there’s nothing you can’t do…”

  • buddy

    If this net could fit my head, then why aren’t my free throws making?

  • Trout

    Please god please besides the championship iv’e never asked for much so please can you persuade Amare’ to come to Miami.

  • Trout

    Damn Vinsanity makes this look easy!

  • amrit

    Wade: (praying) ” Hey basketball god (Jordan) if ur up there can u please give our team a win. I know ask this before but please!!! if ur listening, all i ask is for a win and thats all. Amem.

  • amrit

    Wade: (praying) ” Hey basketball god (Jordan) if ur up there can u please give our team a win. I know ask this before but please!!! if ur listening, all i ask is for a win and thats all. Amem.”

  • http://ka723@tmo.blackberry.net asoofi

    damm man i have to do this before every game to carry this team on my shoulders!!!!!!!!!

  • Ryan K

    Wade: This is stupid. Those guys are messing with me. There’s no way Jordan did this before every game.

  • http://bgriz1027@verizon.net Rod Kinsey

    Lord I know you required me to where this halo but it starting to hold me down a bit. I’ll put here for safe keeping.

  • http://bgriz1027@verizon.net Rod Kinsey

    I’m already carrying the team why not the basket too!!!

  • http://bgriz1027@verizon.net Rod Kinsey

    Let me just put my halo up here… Hey guys just shoot the ball at this hoop, I guarantee we’ll win!!!

  • http://apgonzalez11@yahoo.com Al

    Riley, “I will not come down until you bring an all-star to Miami!”

  • Chris Taylor

    Wade- “Did Bron REALLY just get Tawn?!”
    Barkley- “Dwayne! Stay AWAY from the white light!”

  • Chris Taylor

    “Yeah H to the izzo, if Jeezy’s payin’ Lebron, YOU’RE payin’ Dwayne Wade.”

  • Jheremy Gundran

    Dwyane Wade:”Hey Varejao! How’s it like down there?”

  • Roger Guan

    Ahhh finally I got up here….NOOO don’t touch me Bron!

  • matt

    a game between the Cavs and Heat turns ugly when Lebron dunked DWade into the hoop

  • Joel Sandler

    Wade: Daequan you better not be practicing your 3′s here!

  • Jason Thompson

    DW:”See the ball. Be the ball.”

  • Jason Thompson

    Dwyane Wade’s new look after Lady Gaga became his stylist.

  • Baloux

    Hey, who pulled the ladder out?!?

  • Kevin Datukon

    Okay guys, here is where you shoot the ball.. Where my head goes in.. Now let’s get our FG percentage up.

  • Luke Younger

    you guys look like ants from up here

  • Carlos

    “To be honest, I dont even know why I do this”

  • yaakov adison

    so this is how it feels to be a basketball…

  • http://www.slamonline.com SuperMan

    “I predict i will be all-star MVP and have 28 points and 11 assists.”

  • jeremy

    the dwyane wade can occasionaly be found hanging from the rims of hoops worldwide after a dunk. but in times like these when miami is cooled down, he can be found on his own rim, mentally preparing himself for the nights happenings

  • valz

    ladies, my muslces.

  • valz

    ladies, my muscles.

  • Wade Smith

    …..now if I could only get this a little lower maybe we’d win a game.

  • Jace

    Dwade: This would be a lot easier without the whole team on my back

  • Glendon Wilson

    I don’t see the light, the light see’s me!

  • R. Ezra

    Beyonce. Halo. Game. Set. Match.

  • http://www.realgm.com Nick

    Just another day of one-upping Vince Carter; Wade’s pre-game routine comes with a halo.

  • Rusty Gillette

    More than a mouthful

  • Tyler Howser

    What if i tried doing this a sleep? hmm lets try

  • Sean Sani

    Pat Riley: “It puts the ball in the basket or it gets the hose again”

    Wade: “Please mister let me go to the Bulls!”

    A la Silence of the Lambs =)

  • John Andrew Villanueva

    No one can top this on a slam dunk contest. Damn head first, not even Vince can’t do this! Can you Chuck?

  • angelo c hunt

    “I knight thee, Lord of the Rims”

  • J RICH

    D Wade: Maybe if i bend the rim they’ll miss more shots than my bench

  • John N.

    This is my town, look at my crown with my world renown through down. King James ain’t got nuthin on me.

  • John N.

    whoops… “throw” not “though”. doh!

    This is my town, look at my crown with my world renown throw down. King James ain’t got nuthin on me.

  • Otis

    Maybe if i stay like this my team would be force to not score through me

  • Tek One

    Staying in the other teams hoop….might win…ok maybe not im the only one that scores

  • Tek One

    Hey Lebron? I got the crown before you!

  • Tek One

    Thanks for the boost shaq. Hey Lebron your next.

  • tyler thomas

    so if i put my hands hear and my head hear……..

  • Joel P

    Biting mouth guards and straws is where AMAZING HAPPENS!

  • Joel P

    chewing straws and biting mouth pieces is where AMAZING HAPPENS!

  • Ivan

    Um…. Who super glued my hands to the rim?

  • Sal

    I hope Kobe is still watching me!

  • http://Slamonline.com Want2win!!

    Dwayne wades mind: come on Dwayne think nothing but net, nothing but net , clear your mind. What would Michael do?

  • http://Slamonline.com Want2win!!

    Dwayne wades mind: come on Dwayne think nothing but net, nothing but net , clear your mind. What would Michael do?

  • Mistah Cee

    “….one thousand and one….one thousand and two… “

  • Lebron is mvp

    I think this is wat mj would do……..

  • http://myspace.com..icue08 Brandon Sommers


  • Amro

    Wade:Be the ball going through the net
    Erik Spoelstra: Please dont shoot any jumpers Wade

  • Salaar Zuberi

    D-wade in head: okay, no one’s noticing that i am actually resting so i will stay like this until the game starts.

    Lebron in head: Darn it! why didnt i think about resting like that

  • Salaar Zuberi

    i can see the whole court from up here

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Thanks everyone for participating. Look for the winner in SLAM 137′s Trash Talk section.