Tuesday, February 9th, 2010 at 12:03 pm  |  155 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Dwyane WadeVirtually unknown in high school, All-Star Dwyane Wade is now known as one of the L’s greatest overachievers. Are Zen rituals part of his success? We don’t know, but we do know this pic calls for some explanation. Let us know how this shot should be captioned.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • amrit

    Wade: (praying) ” Hey basketball god (Jordan) if ur up there can u please give our team a win. I know ask this before but please!!! if ur listening, all i ask is for a win and thats all. Amem.”

  • http://ka723@tmo.blackberry.net asoofi

    damm man i have to do this before every game to carry this team on my shoulders!!!!!!!!!

  • Ryan K

    Wade: This is stupid. Those guys are messing with me. There’s no way Jordan did this before every game.

  • http://bgriz1027@verizon.net Rod Kinsey

    Lord I know you required me to where this halo but it starting to hold me down a bit. I’ll put here for safe keeping.

  • http://bgriz1027@verizon.net Rod Kinsey

    I’m already carrying the team why not the basket too!!!

  • http://bgriz1027@verizon.net Rod Kinsey

    Let me just put my halo up here… Hey guys just shoot the ball at this hoop, I guarantee we’ll win!!!

  • http://apgonzalez11@yahoo.com Al

    Riley, “I will not come down until you bring an all-star to Miami!”

  • Chris Taylor

    Wade- “Did Bron REALLY just get Tawn?!”
    Barkley- “Dwayne! Stay AWAY from the white light!”

  • Chris Taylor

    “Yeah H to the izzo, if Jeezy’s payin’ Lebron, YOU’RE payin’ Dwayne Wade.”

  • Jheremy Gundran

    Dwyane Wade:”Hey Varejao! How’s it like down there?”

  • Roger Guan

    Ahhh finally I got up here….NOOO don’t touch me Bron!

  • matt

    a game between the Cavs and Heat turns ugly when Lebron dunked DWade into the hoop

  • Joel Sandler

    Wade: Daequan you better not be practicing your 3′s here!

  • Jason Thompson

    DW:”See the ball. Be the ball.”

  • Jason Thompson

    Dwyane Wade’s new look after Lady Gaga became his stylist.

  • Baloux

    Hey, who pulled the ladder out?!?

  • Kevin Datukon

    Okay guys, here is where you shoot the ball.. Where my head goes in.. Now let’s get our FG percentage up.

  • Luke Younger

    you guys look like ants from up here

  • Carlos

    “To be honest, I dont even know why I do this”

  • yaakov adison

    so this is how it feels to be a basketball…

  • http://www.slamonline.com SuperMan

    “I predict i will be all-star MVP and have 28 points and 11 assists.”

  • jeremy

    the dwyane wade can occasionaly be found hanging from the rims of hoops worldwide after a dunk. but in times like these when miami is cooled down, he can be found on his own rim, mentally preparing himself for the nights happenings

  • valz

    ladies, my muslces.

  • valz

    ladies, my muscles.

  • Wade Smith

    …..now if I could only get this a little lower maybe we’d win a game.

  • Jace

    Dwade: This would be a lot easier without the whole team on my back

  • Glendon Wilson

    I don’t see the light, the light see’s me!

  • R. Ezra

    Beyonce. Halo. Game. Set. Match.

  • http://www.realgm.com Nick

    Just another day of one-upping Vince Carter; Wade’s pre-game routine comes with a halo.

  • Rusty Gillette

    More than a mouthful

  • Tyler Howser

    What if i tried doing this a sleep? hmm lets try

  • Sean Sani

    Pat Riley: “It puts the ball in the basket or it gets the hose again”

    Wade: “Please mister let me go to the Bulls!”

    A la Silence of the Lambs =)

  • John Andrew Villanueva

    No one can top this on a slam dunk contest. Damn head first, not even Vince can’t do this! Can you Chuck?

  • angelo c hunt

    “I knight thee, Lord of the Rims”

  • J RICH

    D Wade: Maybe if i bend the rim they’ll miss more shots than my bench

  • John N.

    This is my town, look at my crown with my world renown through down. King James ain’t got nuthin on me.

  • John N.

    whoops… “throw” not “though”. doh!

    This is my town, look at my crown with my world renown throw down. King James ain’t got nuthin on me.

  • Otis

    Maybe if i stay like this my team would be force to not score through me

  • Tek One

    Staying in the other teams hoop….might win…ok maybe not im the only one that scores

  • Tek One

    Hey Lebron? I got the crown before you!

  • Tek One

    Thanks for the boost shaq. Hey Lebron your next.

  • tyler thomas

    so if i put my hands hear and my head hear……..

  • Joel P

    Biting mouth guards and straws is where AMAZING HAPPENS!

  • Joel P

    chewing straws and biting mouth pieces is where AMAZING HAPPENS!

  • Ivan

    Um…. Who super glued my hands to the rim?

  • Sal

    I hope Kobe is still watching me!

  • http://Slamonline.com Want2win!!

    Dwayne wades mind: come on Dwayne think nothing but net, nothing but net , clear your mind. What would Michael do?

  • http://Slamonline.com Want2win!!

    Dwayne wades mind: come on Dwayne think nothing but net, nothing but net , clear your mind. What would Michael do?

  • Mistah Cee

    “….one thousand and one….one thousand and two… “

  • Lebron is mvp

    I think this is wat mj would do……..

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