Monday, April 19th, 2010 at 12:34 pm  |  34 responses

Don’t Hate The Player…

An attempt to make sense of the ‘I hate Joakim Noah’ movement.

by Bryan Crawford /  @from_the_chi

Maybe I live inside a bubble.

And inside this bubble in which I reside is a bunch of Chicago Bulls fans like myself who think that Joakim Noah is the second best thing to ever happen to the franchise since Michael Jordan left (the first of course being Derrick Rose). So it comes as a complete shock to me when I hear people say that they actually don’t like the guy and I cram to understand why.

Bulls Clippers BasketballIs it the hair? Is it his mouth? Is it the primal scream after every rebound? Is it his god-awful shot? Is it the fact that people don’t think he’s a good basketball player offensively? Is it the roosters? Or, is it a combination of all the above? I don’t get it. But whatever it is, with as much hateful rhetoric as I’ve seen people spewing his way lately, you’d think the guy played his college ball at Duke or something.

Maybe people see something that I don’t.

When I watch Joakim Noah play, I see a dude that 29 other teams in the NBA would LOVE to have on their roster. I see a cat that for those who hate on him, would love to see in their favorite team’s uniform. The guy goes all out and he demonstrates that every night when he’s between those lines. His play is contagious. His teammates pick up his vibe and they go out and compete accordingly. He keeps everybody fired up and when he’s out there, he goes HAM (hard as a mother****er) every time. So what’s not to like?

He isn’t afraid to speak his mind as evidenced by the war of words between himself and LeBron James during a game in Cleveland earlier this season where he took exception to Bron’s dancing and Joakim let him know about it. His latest example of not being afraid to say what he feels came in his comments regarding Kevin Garnett’s elbow throwing incident against Quentin Richardson in Game 1 of the Celtics/Heat series in which KG was ejected.

“I’m going to say it. He’s a dirty player… He’s always swinging elbows, man. I’m hurting right now because of an elbow he threw… He knows what he’s doing. It’s messed up. It’s wrong. It’s not right.”

But what he said shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone. I’m sure if you watch enough Celtic basketball games you’ll see evidence of Garnett’s dirtiness. But as a player, coming out against one of your peers and saying that he doesn’t play the game the right way has always been sort of taboo within the “Millionaire Boys Club.” But that’s why I like Joakim. He doesn’t care about that, and why should he?

Basketball may be a popularity contest amongst fans and the like, but between those who have to put that uniform on and lace up their sneakers, it’s war. You’re going out there and competing against the best in the world for two-and-half hours every night and you have to have that never back down mindset. I know the famous saying goes “all is fair in love and war” and for the most part it’s true. When KG throws his elbows out on the court and the ref’s don’t whistle him for it, yeah, that’s fair. It’s not cool, but it’s a part of the game that’s understood and accepted by those who go out there every night and have to play and compete against him.

But just because you accept the fact that it’s coming, doesn’t mean you have to like it and it’s certainly within reason to take exception to it and say something about it, especially when asked which is what Joakim Noah did. Sure, it wasn’t his business and in facing the Cavaliers, he has much more to worry about. But he didn’t just volunteer that information either, let’s not forget that. Besides, he’s said on more than one occasion that he doesn’t like the Celtics anyway, so what did you expect him to say? That Kevin Garnett is one of the squeaky clean guys in the League who would never intentionally throw an elbow at someone? Yeah, right.

If you believe that one then I’ve got this bridge in Brooklyn I’m trying to get rid of for cheap. All you have to do is charge a toll and you can make your money back in a week. So get at me.

Joakim Noah is entitled to his opinion and I think people should really give him a break. And I’m not just saying thatBulls Kings Basketball because he plays for my team either. He’s probably one of the hardest working guys in the NBA and he has to be because he isn’t as talented as a majority of the people he plays against every night. But what he lacks in talent and ability, he more than makes up for in heart and hustle. That’s how he made it to the NBA, and that’s how he’s proved that he belongs. Love him or hate him, you have to honor and respect that, especially when there are so many players out there who don’t work hard and take being in this League for granted.

Also, one of the biggest knocks on guys these days is that they’re all friends and they don’t compete as hard against one another as they should. But Joakim is a throwback to the 80′s era where the only people you cared about were your teammates and when you faced off against other teams, you tried to kill each other. You need guys like that in the trenches with you. If I were in a foxhole, I’d want Joakim Noah in there with me. And if you’re one of those haters, secretly, you probably do too.

Now as for what he said about Cleveland , well, I’m not going to even try and defend him on that one. He was pretty much dead on.

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  • Pau

    I love the guy as well. He’s intense, but in a good way (not in a “Garnett way”)He’s also funny as hell, and he looks like a cartoon character. He’s charismatic…

    Nothing of it cares if he doesn’t know how to play, but he’s actually one of the best Centers in the NBA. He rebounds like crazy, he fights in defense, and he knows how to use his skills in offense. As soon as he gets a jumpshot, if he ever gets one, he’s gonna battle Dwight for the “best NBA Center” crown…

  • http://minusthebars.blogspot.com don

    Diehard Knick fan here and I agree that Joakim Noah is a throwback to the 80s and early 90s type of NBA player (like John Starks) where his lone intention is to defeat you and not act like he’s happy to lose.

  • http://Missjia.com Meloman2.0

    I can’t remember who wrote the article earlier in the year… but I would much rather Joakim have come out a year earlier, and be the first pick by the raptors instead of Bargnani

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  • Jim

    Noah sucks.

  • rob

    if you don’t like joakim noah you don’t like basketball

  • Rob

    I like the player I don’t like his le coq sportifs

  • Michael Scorn

    I didn’t like Noah until he got that steal/And 1 dunk on Paul Pierce last year in Round 1. I also love him cuz he stands up to LeBron. Chicago needs to get Stephenson on that team. Everyone who hates LeBron should gather together.

  • slamfan4life

    Noahs a beast, but i dont put him b4 Pippen, and D.rose….

  • kite

    Even if he did “just volunteer that infomation”, so what? Perhaps I shouldn’t have an opinon about global warming, I should mind my own business and focus on feeding my family?

  • http://slamonline.com Bryan Crawford

    @Kite… It’s OK to voice your opinion and say what you feel as long as your 2cents on global warming isn’t a detriment to your family responsibilities. But this is the playoffs. Who cares about the environment at this time of the year?

  • http://slamonline.com Bryan Crawford

    @Jim… It’s OK. Your girl said Noah was cute and he had nice hair while you two were watching a Bulls game. I get it.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Tzvi Twersky

    Yeah, pretty much sums it up, Bryan C.

  • http://alan.george@gmail.com Breeze

    @meloman barganni has a great upside.. and noah is exactly what Danny Ainge speaks of the what a teams need are not just superstars but players that are great and consitent at what they do- NOAH!

  • http://slamonline.com Bryan Crawford

    Thanks, T2. Gotta defend my guy.

  • noel cruz

    Joakim Noah is a beast!!! Anyone that says otherwise is an idiot…………………..what up bryan?

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    Noah looks like Varejao after a meth binge.

  • jonathan ruiz

    I agree with you 100%. That man is a hustler, and i love the energy he brings to the court!!

  • loqui

    I love Noah, I wish he was on my team.

  • celtica

    haha i just made the 80′s rivalry reference on another article bout him

  • http://djsfklrf.com Jukai

    In FAIRNESS, considering Noah has badmouthed Cleveland four times and badmouthed two former MVPs and HOF locks, he’s getting away considerably scotch free, and that’s because he IS such a fantastic competitor and a very genuine guy.

  • http://hoopistani.blogspot.com Hoopistani

    who cares how ANY player acts or what he says (kg, noah, etc) as long as he plays well on court.

  • Larsylad

    @Anton – HA! You nailed it.

  • sam

    I still hate Noah. especially now that he had the nerve to talk some ish bout KG wen Noah aint even in the series. dont he have enuff to worry bout???lol dumb.

  • JoeMaMa

    The thing is, he answers questions without regard to the responses he’ll receive. He doesn’t like Garnett’s elbows, and said so. He thinks Cleveland is boring, and said so. He thought Lebron’s dancing a)reminded him of Pee Wee Herman b)was disrespectful c)lacked origniality and said so.
    By the way, he won two chips in college. Respect a winner. Hate if you like, but kiss his rings.

  • http://www.hoopheadsnorth.com Sean François

    Great work Bryan, you already know! :)

  • Sparker

    he sounds like a rich kid who was never called to task for much. which is the case, i think. that said, i think he’s elevating his game and playing better every month, which is no small thing in the nba. he runs the floor, has a nose for the ball, competes like hell. if he stops hesitating and shoots that suddenly respectable j, he’ll be even tougher

  • zop

    I respect Noah as a player and everything, but he was insulting the WHOLE city of CLEVeLAND!

  • http://www.springbored.net letsmotor

    of course every one who’s not a bulls fan is going to hate him. he’s an absolute pain in the ass who gives his all and gets under the opponent’s skin. sort of like a rodman-type player (not saying he’s at that level yet, though).

  • http://slamonline.com Bryan Cawford

    @Sparker… Rich kid, yes. But this dude went to ABCD camp in high school and NEVER played. But he won 2 National Championships in college and you see what he’s doing in the League. How’s that for never called to task for much?

  • Orlando Woolridge

    Rich kid, poor kid…who gives a f*ck? I love Noah!! And he’s answering questions from the media (re: KG & Cleveland), he’s not just pulling this shite outa his @ss, ya know?

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    I liked Sparker’s comment, although I’m still a Noah fan.
    I like his game. I like how he runs the floor, hits the glass and THINKS on the court. I thought it was cool when Kenny and Charles pointed out how smart Noah was last night.
    He needs to get that jumper tight, and get a jump hook. It’s curtains with that.
    Oh yeah, who would you rather have on your team: Noah or David Lee?

  • chintao

    Even though Noah is ugly (Anton’s right, again), as a Knick fan, I would MUCH rather have Noah. Thank you for giving me the chance to say that, Allenp. Although we won’t have a chance to grab Noah this offseason, at least we can say goodbye to Paper Dave.

  • HAHA

    noah is a beast. plain and simple. he really is like rodman. i hated rodman when he was with the pistons and the spurs. but dammit… he became my favorite bull when he was here. obviously not the talent of MJ or pip…but dam… he was my favorite…

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