Monday, April 12th, 2010 at 10:59 am  |  143 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Kevin Love & Russell WestbrookAhh, All-Star Weekend. Lots of basketball, lots of parties, and, um, lots of ill-conceived photo shoots that we’re still sifting through weeks after the fact. This picture of former UCLA teammates Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook, who were reunited on the Sophomore Team in Dallas, is one example of a shoot that is not really working for us. We know it calls for a funny caption, but we keep coming back to “Former diarist meets current cover subject.” That’s obviously not going to get it done. Got a better idea? We want jokes!

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk in the next issue.

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  • Gabe Trump

    wow your pits smell almost as bad as playing for the wloves!

  • arturo reyes

    westbrook: definitly the love hurts

  • Daniel Segura

    ahh we meet again young grasshoper.

  • Daniel Segura

    too much love for me to handle!

  • http://greensweet259@gmail.com Daniel Segura

    ahh we meet again young grasshoper!

  • roger

    Russel: Damn I just realized how short I am

  • roger

    Replace my old one with this one:

    Rus: Why does this feel like a Right Guard Commercial

  • nasir robertson

    Westbrook: Hey K you must LOVE how OKC is leaning on me the same way you are…..?
    KLOVe: Not in College!
    They both laugh!

  • MaSTe12 LE

    Hey CP3, you got any of that Right Guard???

  • http://www.facebook.com/marvin.0ng?ref=profile Marvin

    Kevin: (laughs) Man, you’re short.
    Russ: Man, I’m glad I’m not on your team. (laughs).

  • Steve-O

    Either your pits REEK or that hemp looking backdrop is the real deal.

  • zion davis

    this is why we are not teamates you’re too mad at me you’re lucky i took the picture

  • Ulises Minaya

    Ok I smell the love now here’s some Oklahoma city thunder

  • DRTY

    Thunderstuck!

  • Robert Garcia

    Kevin:(concentrating) gotta pee, focus,focus
    Russ: Man hurry and take the picture i gotta fart.!!!

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    Come on Kev, now I gotta see the Chiropractor before I dunk on Lamar Odom.

  • http://jamirich@gmail.com jamisonaka brandon jennings3

    russell:look at that ugly lady kevin.
    kevin:i think shes as hot as a tomali

  • Sergio Rodriguez

    Westbrook:Please take the picture sir, it stinks down here! i dont know what’s worse, the timberwolves season or Kevin’s armpits!

  • Joe

    The real reason for Russell’s grimace is that Mr. Love forgot to put on his Right Guard this morning.

  • Chris

    Westbrook: Hey K-Love look, you my boy and all, but you need to put some LOVE on those armpits man geez!

  • http://alecheilimo@hotmail.com Alec

    KLOVE: Damn that must be kobe`s wife.
    Russell: What the heck is that smell?

  • Dom

    Russell: Somebody tell this rookie to get his stinking big arms off me!!

  • Greg Cabral

    Russell Westbrook: Damn u still smell from the final four game that we lost against Memphis.

    Kevin Love:Yup hehe

  • http://Slamonline.con Maxim Dickieson

    Russ: I don’t know what sinks worse, the T-Wolves, or your pits

  • Manesh L

    Yo make the photo look like you enjoy this.-Kevin Love
    I do like it, actually i love it! it smells amazing!-Russel Westbrook

  • Manesh L

    Yo make the photo look like you enjoy this.-Kevin Love
    I do like it, actually i love it! it smells amazing!-Russel Westbrook

  • Lance Thompson

    Westbrook: Didn’t anybody tell you that Right Guard is the Official Deodorant for the NBA.

  • Lance Thompson

    Westbrook: Didn’t anybody tell you that Right Guard is the Official Deodorant for the NBA.

  • Lance Thompson

    Westbrook: Your armpit smells as bad as your team plays.

  • Lance Thompson

    Westbrook: Yo Kev, all I have to say is Total Defense 5!!!!!!

  • Lance Thompson

    Westbrook: Yo Kev, didn’t anybody tell you that we get the Right Guard for free.

  • MATT

    gotta love the love!

  • Antonio Girling

    Love wispers in westbrokes ear……
    “You may be in the playoffs, but just remember whos taller”

  • http://bawest18@yahoo.com brandon west

    It’s gonna take Westbrook’s thunder to handle this much Love.

  • joaquin leel

    Westbrook 2 love: hey cuz, with all yr benjamins, u think u culd get a betr deodorant?

  • rob

    West 2 love:Dis ain’t Love, dis torture, Man!

  • http://7701carrigehomesdrive#7 david k

    west: it took me hours to comb my hair this good!!

  • RayinBay

    What stinks more? the T-Wolves or K-Loves Pitts??

  • RayinBay

    ebony, ivory, work together in perfect, ARM-ony-PIT

  • goldenboy

    the bRUIN Love!

  • Kevin Mendoza

    Westbrook: Dude, I don’t know what’s worse, your team or how horrible your armpit smells!

  • http://jrellis51@yahoo.com jr ellis

    damn what”s that smell?

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Thanks for the great entries, everyone. Look for the winner in SLAM 140, on sale in about 10 days.

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